Monk Posted 3 February 2009 Posted 3 February 2009 So since I returned from travelling in November I have been living at my girlfriend's flat in Bethnal Green as I was pretty low on cash and didn't have a job. Also the guy who said he'd get a place with me bailed out on me. It's a 3 bed flat with 2 other girls who moved in at the same time - a flat share. So initially I was paying half of my girlfriend's rent + 1/4 of the bills £50 to each of the 2 girls for a bit of compensation. However, 2 months in we've found that the girls do nothing around the house - never take the bins out, clean, buy toilet paper etc - Nothing. So we suggested that we stop the £50 payments as I just felt I was giving them beer money for no reason. Basically one of the girls went ballistic, completely over the line and really insulted my girlfriend. I didn't retaliate or yell at her because I didn't want to make it a worse situation. In addition we said - we'd like to stay until June - could you justify the £50 as it is an arbitrary amount, if they could justify it I was quite happy to pay it. They said - we were unsociable even though they spend almost all of their time in their rooms - they didn't notice that the place needed cleaning (it was an absolute sty before we had spent the day cleaning it) - they didn't want to live with a couple - even though they see me for maximum 30 mins a day. - they thought we should be giving them MORE than £50 a month extra each, and that it is for 'courtesy'??? - one of them was very aggressive towards my girlfriend - updated her facebook status before she had the argument stating she was ready for confrontation - replies on her wall something along the lines of 'you go girl - get those boxing gloves on' So now basically no one is making eye contact or speaking. We're looking to get a place this weekend and move out, and in the mean time will screw them over on a few things in the mean time though it is very difficult. Have we been unreasonable?? Really??
Alexikokopops Posted 3 February 2009 Posted 3 February 2009 Do a shit in the oven before you leave. Right at the back so they can't see it. Maybe wrap it in tinfoil, I'm not sure. Next meal they cook... BAM baking shit smell all around the flat.
Monk Posted 3 February 2009 Author Posted 3 February 2009 I was considering taping a Mackerel to the underside of the sofa/bed for similar effect
StanSP Posted 3 February 2009 Posted 3 February 2009 Doesn't sound like you are being unreasonable. If anything they have made your life worse - and you should think of getting some revenge. Sounds like you and your girlfriend have been treated very unfairly. GET YOUR BOXING GLOVES ON!!
skinnydipper Posted 3 February 2009 Posted 3 February 2009 I was considering taping a Mackerel to the underside of the sofa/bed for similar effect If they're as unhygienic as you say I'm not sure they'd notice
StanSP Posted 3 February 2009 Posted 3 February 2009 Saw this on keepbusy.net You could say as a 'consolation gift' kind of thing, leave them a hairdryer. But to their surprise, you have filled it with talcon powder. When they use it - all they get is powder in their face. jokes stuff
Monk Posted 3 February 2009 Author Posted 3 February 2009 Damn straight! You know, I even wonder why I bother putting the toilet seat down!
Monk Posted 3 February 2009 Author Posted 3 February 2009 Oh, and on another note, one of them did a shit the other day so big that it blocked the toilet. Single piece, HUGE! Absolutely stank - she pretty much left it for a few hours to fester before sorting it out. I think she needs to review her fibre intake!
Jimmy2Drags Posted 3 February 2009 Posted 3 February 2009 Do a shit in the oven before you leave. Right at the back so they can't see it. Maybe wrap it in tinfoil, I'm not sure.Next meal they cook... BAM baking shit smell all around the flat. And do a little piss or wank in the condiments. I remember wanking in some girls salad cream & doing a bit of piss in the vinegar, ketchup, brown sauce....everything really. I would suggest pissing in a jug first & then adding to said condiments as trying to stop may result in pissing everywhere. You could also install windows 98 over their PC/laptop (assuming they own one).....my mate did that to his ex after she slept with the Polish....fooked her uni up for pretty much the whole year.
The People's Hero Posted 3 February 2009 Posted 3 February 2009 Screw them, Monk. You're a lovely bloke.. they sound like a right pair of nobs.
Monk Posted 3 February 2009 Author Posted 3 February 2009 James - sorry but looks like I will be leaving your neck of the woods as soon as you have arrived! Bit of a bugger but we still have to do Tayyabs one day in a few weeks. Shame to have to bring forward the move - I've had to borrow money off me dad as I only started my new job a week ago. Still - end of the day I just want somewhere I can relax and feel at home. I'd rather get the hell out with a smile on my face than stubbornly make them stand us staying.
Bellend Sebastian Posted 3 February 2009 Posted 3 February 2009 Never ever live with other people. Live on your own, even if it means living under a bench. That's my tip
Monk Posted 3 February 2009 Author Posted 3 February 2009 What if they do your chores for you? It's well well beyond that now. If they had originally suggested that rather than blowing up and going ape shit we would have considered it. This row was at 1am when I got back from Leeds Castle mate - ruined the day really!
The People's Hero Posted 3 February 2009 Posted 3 February 2009 It's well well beyond that now. If they had originally suggested that rather than blowing up and going ape shit we would have considered it. This row was at 1am when I got back from Leeds Castle mate - ruined the day really! I imagine that had been a good day too, what with seeing me and everything! Checked your pictures out - you have some good ones mate.
Alexikokopops Posted 3 February 2009 Posted 3 February 2009 James - sorry but looks like I will be leaving your neck of the woods as soon as you have arrived! Bit of a bugger but we still have to do Tayyabs one day in a few weeks.Shame to have to bring forward the move - I've had to borrow money off me dad as I only started my new job a week ago. Still - end of the day I just want somewhere I can relax and feel at home. I'd rather get the hell out with a smile on my face than stubbornly make them stand us staying. I want to do Tayyabs!
Tommy G Posted 3 February 2009 Posted 3 February 2009 Sound like you are living with a right couple of Dogs
Monk Posted 3 February 2009 Author Posted 3 February 2009 Can I hire you to come around and sort them out Tommy?
Alexikokopops Posted 3 February 2009 Posted 3 February 2009 And do a little piss or wank in the condiments. I remember wanking in some girls salad cream & doing a bit of piss in the vinegar, ketchup, brown sauce....everything really. I would suggest pissing in a jug first & then adding to said condiments as trying to stop may result in pissing everywhere.You could also install windows 98 over their PC/laptop (assuming they own one).....my mate did that to his ex after she slept with the Polish....fooked her uni up for pretty much the whole year. How has this absolutely brilliant post gone unnoticed? I especially like the tips to avoid mess
Jimmy2Drags Posted 3 February 2009 Posted 3 February 2009 It's well well beyond that now. If they had originally suggested that rather than blowing up and going ape shit we would have considered it. This row was at 1am when I got back from Leeds Castle mate - ruined the day really! These people sound like c*nts. No-one should ruin a day @ Leeds Castle! Make 'em eat piss..... Actually, I bet if you punch one of em right in the eye they both shut up....& if not punch the other one too.
Monk Posted 3 February 2009 Author Posted 3 February 2009 They just got themselves a TV (which Allyson and I do not watch) and they don't have a license. As soon as we're off the lease BAM I'm on the phone to the Licensing Authority. If I can get them fined £1000 that would be priceless.
James. Posted 3 February 2009 Posted 3 February 2009 James - sorry but looks like I will be leaving your neck of the woods as soon as you have arrived! Bit of a bugger but we still have to do Tayyabs one day in a few weeks.Shame to have to bring forward the move - I've had to borrow money off me dad as I only started my new job a week ago. Still - end of the day I just want somewhere I can relax and feel at home. I'd rather get the hell out with a smile on my face than stubbornly make them stand us staying. Monk - they sound like a pair of twats. I want to do Tayyabs! Let's do it. Tayyabs then a few drinks round Brick Lane.
Tommy G Posted 3 February 2009 Posted 3 February 2009 Can I hire you to come around and sort them out Tommy? Haha. ideally you should take the 'shit in the foil and put it in the oven trick'. Failing that search through a dog waste bin, collect some poo and smear a thin layer round her lips (mouth ) whilst asleep. Then when she wakes up...
StanSP Posted 3 February 2009 Posted 3 February 2009 These people sound like c*nts. No-one should ruin a day @ Leeds Castle! Make 'em eat piss.....Actually, I bet if you punch one of em right in the eye they both shut up....& if not punch the other one too. How about just punching them both straight up? (I don't hit girls by the way...but sometimes. they need a good telling off!)
Monk Posted 3 February 2009 Author Posted 3 February 2009 Haha. ideally you should take the 'shit in the foil and put it in the oven trick'. Failing that search through a dog waste bin, collect some poo and smear a thin layer round her lips (mouth ) whilst asleep. Then when she wakes up... I'm in London mate - people just let their dogs shit on the street here
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