lookwhaticando Posted 4 February 2009 Posted 4 February 2009 This bloke might do bird for ten years for carrying pigeons in his trousers.
BoneDog Posted 4 February 2009 Posted 4 February 2009 Poor bloke, 10 flippin years for that. I think he did the pigeons a favour. Imagine how knackered they'd of been if they had to fly all that way using their wings. They look all cosy and everything.
stez Posted 4 February 2009 Posted 4 February 2009 This bloke might do bird for ten years for carrying pigeons in his trousers. going off the amount of hair, was it ryan giggs? (topical gag there straight out of 1998)
BoneDog Posted 4 February 2009 Posted 4 February 2009 The strangest thing I have concealed in me pants was a frozen joint of beef. It could of been pork though. I stole it out of a pub kitchen freezer. My Mum was buzzin when I told her what I'd got, but the delight wore off a bit when she found out where I had it concealed. We didn't have to steal food to live but it was a tight week back in the late 80's. I'm sure I've had stranger things down there but can't think of any at the minute
davieG Posted 4 February 2009 Posted 4 February 2009 How biased can you get women conceal wings in their trousers on a regular basis.
General Smuts Posted 4 February 2009 Posted 4 February 2009 I've had a chipolata and two processed peas in mine for 21 years.
Cat Burger Posted 4 February 2009 Posted 4 February 2009 I used to a keep a tiny photo of baby spice in my boxers, a phase which lasted about two weeks until her effigy became too soiled
coale39 Posted 4 February 2009 Posted 4 February 2009 I used to a keep a tiny photo of baby spice in my boxers, a phase which lasted about two weeks until her effigy became too soiled Did she start to look like Scary spice? Ive already got my coat.
SOCCERROO FOX Posted 4 February 2009 Posted 4 February 2009 How biased can you get women conceal wings in their trousers on a regular basis. How did that go unoticed nice one DG
Miquel The Work Geordie Posted 4 February 2009 Posted 4 February 2009 Sheet metal. And it was a bloody hard job.
Darkzzz_ Posted 4 February 2009 Posted 4 February 2009 Some Italian sausage and I am not bigging myself up.
Nationwider Posted 4 February 2009 Posted 4 February 2009 The Brighouse & Rastrick Brass Band. They played "The Floral Dance", which was nice.
Craig Posted 4 February 2009 Posted 4 February 2009 Cans of Beer at Reading Fest, trying to smuggle them into the Arena. I failed.
Jordan Posted 4 February 2009 Posted 4 February 2009 Fireworks, smoke bombs, and lots of other stuff with gunpowder, back in 2001. I knew the odds of a detonation were unlikely, but I was still a bit nervous because these were some cheap-looking things bought from a shady place in Missouri (we had to sign a waiver when I bought them that said it was only legal for me to buy them between May and October; it was April). I was patted down by a security guard with these things all over my legs and I still got through. Phew. Cans of Beer at Reading Fest, trying to smuggle them into the Arena.I failed.
JakeShingler Posted 5 February 2009 Posted 5 February 2009 Fireworks, smoke bombs, and lots of other stuff with gunpowder, back in 2001. I knew the odds of a detonation were unlikely, but I was still a bit nervous because these were some cheap-looking things bought from a shady place in Missouri (we had to sign a waiver when I bought them that said it was only legal for me to buy them between May and October; it was April). I was patted down by a security guard with these things all over my legs and I still got through. Phew. On a plane?
JakeShingler Posted 5 February 2009 Posted 5 February 2009 No, in a stadium What the fcuk was you planning on doing with them in a Stadium?
SOCCERROO FOX Posted 5 February 2009 Posted 5 February 2009 What the fcuk was you planning on doing with them in a Stadium? It's a hip flask, hip flasks have usually whisky, scotch or similar in it
Jordan Posted 5 February 2009 Posted 5 February 2009 It's a hip flask, hip flasks have usually whisky, scotch or similar in it That time, I was referring to the smoke bombs etc. What the fcuk was you planning on doing with them in a Stadium? Umm, light them up, perhaps? (We didn't make it look as good as that, though)
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