Phube Posted 12 February 2009 Posted 12 February 2009 The Church of Google You can't argue with their 9 Proofs!
DBEightyFive Posted 12 February 2009 Posted 12 February 2009 Its actually very true...is it the new Scientology?
Hitesh Posted 12 February 2009 Posted 12 February 2009 Fair do's I say, and the proofs justify their beliefs. Can't see it catching on though! Where can I sign up?
cisono Posted 12 February 2009 Posted 12 February 2009 The Church of GoogleYou can't argue with their 9 Proofs! Hmm not so sure about » PROOF #7 Google can "do no evil" (Omnibenevolent).
welck12 Posted 13 February 2009 Posted 13 February 2009 Probarly one of the few religions to call god a female as well, could catch on
Dr The Singh Posted 13 February 2009 Posted 13 February 2009 Probarly one of the few religions to call god a female as well, could catch on Probably the first religion based on science?????
cisono Posted 13 February 2009 Posted 13 February 2009 Probably the first religion based on science????? the first one based on computer science / information theory algorithms for sure...
Dr The Singh Posted 13 February 2009 Posted 13 February 2009 the first one based on computer science / information theory algorithms for sure... tHAT'S BLASPHEMY!! You are no longer welcome to the church of google!!
cisono Posted 13 February 2009 Posted 13 February 2009 tHAT'S BLASPHEMY!! You are no longer welcome to the church of google!! I am already a heretic? Wow, that was quick. I have to disagree with you though: they are both aspects of scientific thought, in a way...
welck12 Posted 13 February 2009 Posted 13 February 2009 the first one based on computer science / information theory algorithms for sure... SACRELIGIOUS He should be stoned to death for that sort of talk
Dr The Singh Posted 13 February 2009 Posted 13 February 2009 SACRELIGIOUS He should be stoned to death for that sort of talk Sorry Welk but Cisono's a woman, with big boobies and all and yes she does fancy me!!!
welck12 Posted 13 February 2009 Posted 13 February 2009 Sorry Welk but Cisono's a woman, with big boobies and all and yes she does fancy me!!! Apoligises cisono, still deserves stoning though
Finnegan Posted 13 February 2009 Posted 13 February 2009 Surely the fact you can confirm Google's existence destroys it's status as a God, though? Isn't that the whole faith paradox? I don't know. I'm clutching at straws here - just want to piss on Phube's fire really.
Trav Le Bleu Posted 13 February 2009 Posted 13 February 2009 The point of google being potentially immortal... that means it's potentially mortal too. A challenge for any aspiring hacker if I might say so! (where's the puffing on a pipe whilst wearing a monocle emote when u need one!)
welck12 Posted 13 February 2009 Posted 13 February 2009 The point of google being potentially immortal... that means it's potentially mortal too.A challenge for any aspiring hacker if I might say so! (where's the puffing on a pipe whilst wearing a monocle emote when u need one!) That would be a sweet emote to have!
cisono Posted 13 February 2009 Posted 13 February 2009 Sorry Welk but Cisono's a woman, with big boobies and all and yes she does fancy me!!! I do? Apoligises cisono,still deserves stoning though I do?
Guest Bilo Posted 13 February 2009 Posted 13 February 2009 What's wrong with good old-fashioned Nigelism?
welck12 Posted 13 February 2009 Posted 13 February 2009 I do? I do? For the blasphamy? yes for being a woman? the juries still out on that one...
cisono Posted 13 February 2009 Posted 13 February 2009 For the blasphamy? yesfor being a woman? the juries still out on that one... Hey, watch out, matey... I may be a woman but I am no wimp and could easily beat you up for that
cisono Posted 13 February 2009 Posted 13 February 2009 I'm saying nothing! Good choice [it seems to be dangerous to express one's religious convictions regarding google... ]
welck12 Posted 13 February 2009 Posted 13 February 2009 Hey, watch out, matey...I may be a woman but I am no wimp and could easily beat you up for that Wouldnt surprise me if you could dont think i could fight my way out of a paper bag
GLC Posted 13 February 2009 Posted 13 February 2009 According to Google trends, the term "Google" is searched for more than the terms "God", "Jesus", "Allah", "Buddha", "Christianity", "Islam", "Buddhism" and "Judaism" combined. who is searching google?
Phube Posted 13 February 2009 Author Posted 13 February 2009 Surely the fact you can confirm Google's existence destroys it's status as a God, though? Isn't that the whole faith paradox? I don't know. I'm clutching at straws here - just want to piss on Phube's fire really. Nope... most people think they have a one-on-one relationship with God... I actually do with Google! According to Google trends, the term "Google" is searched for more than the terms "God", "Jesus", "Allah", "Buddha", "Christianity", "Islam", "Buddhism" and "Judaism" combined. who is searching google? People trying to destroy the internet?
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