BoneDog Posted 11 March 2009 Share Posted 11 March 2009 Sway's just a bit of a lyrical genius really. I got a Sway/Yoda ringtone, aint changed it for 2 years. Some kind of a record that is Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alexikokopops Posted 11 March 2009 Share Posted 11 March 2009 The Tank, The Tank, The TankGraham Cross he is the Daddy This Leicester City Team With a tora-lora Laddie A tora-lora-la A tora-lor-aye-eh This Leicester City Team Graham Cross he is the Daddy Not only laughable, one of the greatest songs ever committed to vinyl That song is heroic! I love it! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BoneDog Posted 11 March 2009 Share Posted 11 March 2009 "I was walkin down Broadway the other day An old, old lady came my way She said I'll be glad when you become 18 I'm gonna give you a f#ckin like you aint never seen I said Laaaydy, why wait for so much time to pass? I been wantin to tear up your old grey ass So I pulled out my dick It was so shiny it looked like it was painted The ho took one look and damn near fainted I stook it in the bitch and the bitch began to shout She said Ohhhh Mr Dolemite, take that mother f#cker out" From Dolemite vs Big Daddy Kane Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StanSP Posted 12 March 2009 Share Posted 12 March 2009 Money's getting so old it's growing white hair. I call them April babies. Coz they fools Both Lil Wayne Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe. Posted 12 March 2009 Share Posted 12 March 2009 I got a Sway/Yoda ringtone, aint changed it for 2 years. Some kind of a record that is That is a tune, got some good lyrics in that one and all. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lamby Posted 12 March 2009 Share Posted 12 March 2009 "I wanna make you horny, but I can't get it up" Get It Up- MSI Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SOCCERROO FOX Posted 13 March 2009 Share Posted 13 March 2009 'Do you fook on first dates? Does your dad own a brewery? Could I feel your tits? Or would you show 'em to me? Do you sleep in the nick? Do you give head very often? If we can decide, your place or mine We can fook off then' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trumpet Posted 22 March 2009 Share Posted 22 March 2009 "I like drinking, not drinking's really 'ard. I like drinking, sometimes I've even been barred (from the local) Sometimes it makes me happy, sometimes it makes me sad Sometimes it makes me shit myself and thats when it all goes wrong." "Irish! Scottish! Welsh people. Charles Kennedy! Everybody does it. Although I must admit. At times it makes me wake up with a bird That looks like fooking Sherringham And I don't find Teddy that attractive to be honest with you." Micky P Kerr - I Like Drinking Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
General Smuts Posted 22 March 2009 Share Posted 22 March 2009 Jaegar, Vodka, even Whiskey Down that shit, don't be a.. Pussy Evertime I'm at the bar, you wanna pay Go ahead, buy me a drink..you won't get laid Come get fooked up! Give me my alcohol Let's get fooked up A-L-C-O-H-O-L Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Edmund Posted 22 March 2009 Share Posted 22 March 2009 I am here as you are here as you are me and we are all together See how they run like pigs from a gun see how they fly I'm crying Sitting on a cornflake Waiting for the van to come Corporation T-shirt, stupid bloody Tuesday Man you've been a naughty boy you let your face grow long I am the eggman they are the eggmen I am the walrus Goo goo g' joob Mr. City policeman sitting pretty little policemen in a row See how they fly like Lucy in the sky See how they run I'm crying I'm crying, I'm crying, I'm crying Yellow matter custard Dripping from a dead dog's eye Crabalocker fishwife Pornographic priestess Boy, you've been a naughty girl you let your knickers down I am the eggman They are the eggmen I am the walrus Goo goo g' joob Sitting in an English garden waiting for the sun If the sun don't shine you get a tan You get a tan from standing in the English rain I am the eggman They are the eggmen I am the walrus Goo goo g' joob Expert, texpert choking smokers don't you think the joker laughs at you See how they smile like pigs in a sty See how they snide I'm crying Semolina Pilchard climbing up the Eiffel tower Elementary penguin singing Hare Krishna Man, you should have seen them kicking Edgar Allen Poe I am the eggman They are the eggmen I am the walrus Goo goo g' joob Goo goo g' joob Goo goo g' joob goo goo g' joob goo goo g' juba juba juba juba juba juba juba juba juba juba juba Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nationwider Posted 30 March 2009 Share Posted 30 March 2009 Don't be fooled by the rocks that I gotI'm still, I'm still Jenny from the block Used to have a little, now I have a lot No matter where I go, I know where I came from (from the Bronx!) Frankly, Mr. Shankly, this position I've heldIt pays my way and it corrodes my soul Oh, I didn't realise that you wrote poetry I didn't realise you wrote such bloody awful poetry, Mr. Shankly Frankly, Mr. Shankly, since you ask You are a flatulent pain in the arse I do not mean to be so rude Still, I must speak frankly, Mr. Shankly Oh, give us your money! Girlfriend in a coma, I knowI know - its serious Girlfriend in a coma, I know I know - its really serious There were times when I could Have murdered her (but you know, I would hate Anything to happen to her) No, I dont want to see her Do you really think She'll pull through ? Do you really think She'll pull through ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lefox Posted 2 April 2009 Share Posted 2 April 2009 anything by the macc lads makes me laugh Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GLC Posted 2 April 2009 Share Posted 2 April 2009 GLCNo, not Gradel's Love Child <_< I'm riding on a dolphin, doing flips and shitThe dolphin's splashing, getting everybody all wet But this ain't Seaworld, this is real as it gets I'm on a boat, mother****er, don't you ever forget The lonely island - Im on a boat We'll bend you over then we'll take you to Brown TownNow we've got to blow this ****er down He's gonna rape me if we do not blow doors down Tenacious D - Beelzeboss (The Final Showdown) Whats your favorite dish? Im not gonna cook it But ill order it from Zanzibar Tenacious D - **** Her Gently Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MC Prussian Posted 7 April 2009 Share Posted 7 April 2009 Pretty much anything by Ween. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stez Posted 9 April 2009 Share Posted 9 April 2009 I woke up this morning with a bad hangoverAnd my penis was missing again This happens all the time It's detachable This comes in handy a lot of the time I can leave it home when I think it's going to get me in trouble Or I can rent it out when I don't need it But now and then I go to a party Get drunk And the next morning I can't for the life of me Remember what I did with it First I looked around my apartment And I couldn't find it So I called up the place where the party was They hadn't seen it either I asked them to check the medicine cabinet 'Cause for some reason I leave it there sometimes But not this time So I told them if it pops up to let me know. I called a few people who were at the party But they were no help either I was starting to get desperate I really don't like being without my penis for too long It makes me feel like less of a man And I really hate to have to sit down every time I take a leak After a few hours of searching the house And calling everyone I could think of I was starting to get very depressed So I went to the Kiev and ate breakfast. Then as I walked down Second Avenue toward St. Mark's Place Where all those people sell used books and other junk on the street I saw my penis lying on a blanket next to a broken toaster oven Some guy was selling it I had to buy it off him He wanted 22 bucks but I talked him down to 17 I took it home Washed it off And put it back on I was happy again Complete People sometimes tell me I should get it permanently attached But I don't know Even though sometimes it's a pain in the ass I like having a detachable penis detachable penis - the butthole surfers Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lou Posted 9 April 2009 Share Posted 9 April 2009 Okay rolie polies everywhere Gotta find a slim chick's atmosphere Obesity's glarin and she got me fearin She's gonna come over here and try to eat me literal-ly, like a box of Cheerios Carrot cupcakes and chocolate Tootsie rolls I'm outta order cause I gotta big girl disorder So better cover up that blubber or I'll split And I ain't got time to play Let's investigate another place today Ladies less in weight and the dress they shape Dresses pettite, no window drapes Word to mother, they god damn okra and beans Got ya Oprah in jeans Seems to me a little lean cuisine Wouldn't hurt much, hot don't touch OBIE TRICE - GOT SOME TEETH Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the_bowman Posted 1 July 2009 Share Posted 1 July 2009 Road man didn't see the train man Until it was too late to slow the van Meanwhile the band is waiting for the Road man Who was crushed by his beloved sound system Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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