Fez of Mahrez Posted 8 March 2009 Share Posted 8 March 2009 "I've seen her naked... TWICE! I've seen her NAKED!!!!!!!!! TWICE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" I love Art Brut. Half Man Half Biscuit? What else have we got? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StanSP Posted 8 March 2009 Share Posted 8 March 2009 She got a light skinned friend, look like Michael Jackson Got a dark skinned friend, look like Michael Jackson Twista - Slow Jamz That's off the top of my head. I'll think of some more soon Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Samilktray Posted 8 March 2009 Share Posted 8 March 2009 She got a light skinned friend, look like Michael JacksonGot a dark skinned friend, look like Michael Jackson Twista - Slow Jamz That's off the top of my head. I'll think of some more soon Thats Kanye West, and its not that funny. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StanSP Posted 8 March 2009 Share Posted 8 March 2009 Yeah but it's from that song. And it made me laugh. Not you. But me. Thread is called 'Lyrics that make YOU laugh'. Not Lyrics that make Samilktray laugh. Dickwad. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Libertine Posted 8 March 2009 Share Posted 8 March 2009 Milktray got had up dan. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Samilktray Posted 8 March 2009 Share Posted 8 March 2009 Yeah but it's from that song.And it made me laugh. Not you. But me. Thread is called 'Lyrics that make YOU laugh'. Not Lyrics that make Samilktray laugh. Dickwad. Calm down darling. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StanSP Posted 8 March 2009 Share Posted 8 March 2009 Calm down darling. No fuck off. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Samilktray Posted 8 March 2009 Share Posted 8 March 2009 :laugh: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JakeShingler Posted 8 March 2009 Share Posted 8 March 2009 Yeah but it's from that song.And it made me laugh. Not you. But me. Thread is called 'Lyrics that make YOU laugh'. Not Lyrics that make Samilktray laugh. Dickwad. Quality. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe. Posted 8 March 2009 Share Posted 8 March 2009 Lyrics from Jason Waste make me laugh, especially the first time I heard it. Traaack. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Samilktray Posted 8 March 2009 Share Posted 8 March 2009 Lyrics from Jason Waste make me laugh, especially the first time I heard it. Traaack. This is the first song that came to mind for me. That or pretty much anything Bizarre has ever said. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trav Le Bleu Posted 9 March 2009 Share Posted 9 March 2009 GLC No, not Gradel's Love Child Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
charliefox Posted 9 March 2009 Share Posted 9 March 2009 She got a light skinned friend, look like Michael JacksonGot a dark skinned friend, look like Michael Jackson Twista - Slow Jamz That's off the top of my head. I'll think of some more soon Love that! Oh I lie here in the wet patch in the middle of the bed I'm feeling quite hard done by, I've spent ages giving head. Not Fair - Lily Allen The whole song makes me giggle tbf. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StanSP Posted 9 March 2009 Share Posted 9 March 2009 Love that! Oh I lie here in the wet patch in the middle of the bed I'm feeling quite hard done by, I've spent ages giving head. Not Fair - Lily Allen The whole song makes me giggle tbf. Whole of her album is pretty good. Fuck You is pretty funny. And there's a line in one of her songs about prozac and her dad not knowing she does crack. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JakeShingler Posted 9 March 2009 Share Posted 9 March 2009 Lilly Allen. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
James. Posted 9 March 2009 Share Posted 9 March 2009 Can't find any to copy and paste but Abdominal's lyrics from the Escape From The Pigeon Hole album are well amusing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MC Prussian Posted 9 March 2009 Share Posted 9 March 2009 No one beats Weird Al. Amish Paradise, anyone? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hairy Posted 9 March 2009 Share Posted 9 March 2009 Anything by the Butthole Surfers Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Part Of The Crowd Posted 9 March 2009 Share Posted 9 March 2009 No one beats Weird Al. Amish Paradise, anyone? I don't hate him in fact i wish him well... Because i'll be laughing my head my head off when he's burning in hell classic Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Samilktray Posted 9 March 2009 Share Posted 9 March 2009 You know why my hands are so numb? (no) Cause my grandmother sucked my dick and I didnt cum (oh) Smacked this whore for talkin crap (bitch) So what if shes handicapped, the bitch said bizarre couldnt rap I fuckin hate you; Ill take your drawers down and rape you While dr. dre videotapes you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Finnegan Posted 9 March 2009 Share Posted 9 March 2009 Half Man Half Biscuit? "The singer out of Slipknot went to Rome to see the Pope..." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The People's Hero Posted 9 March 2009 Share Posted 9 March 2009 HMHB FTW. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sparky Posted 9 March 2009 Share Posted 9 March 2009 Lucky that my breasts are small and humble , so you dont compare them ....with mountains Whatever wherever - Shakira Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tommeh Posted 9 March 2009 Share Posted 9 March 2009 Lyrics from Jason Waste make me laugh, especially the first time I heard it. Traaack. Exactly what I was thinking, people always say "wtf" then crack up on 1st listen. (Em sorry Jason,) what, what do you want (Erm we just had a compliant) piss off (from a very valued client) I said piss off (standing result I'm revoking your membership) shut up I don't care this is a crap gym it doesn't work, how do I know it works I'm still fat, why am I still fat It's a shit gym Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Samilktray Posted 9 March 2009 Share Posted 9 March 2009 Exactly what I was thinking, people always say "wtf" then crack up on 1st listen.(Em sorry Jason,) what, what do you want (Erm we just had a compliant) piss off (from a very valued client) I said piss off (standing result I'm revoking your membership) shut up I don't care this is a crap gym it doesn't work, how do I know it works I'm still fat, why am I still fat It's a shit gym :laugh: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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