Fez of Mahrez Posted 8 March 2009 Posted 8 March 2009 "I've seen her naked... TWICE! I've seen her NAKED!!!!!!!!! TWICE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" I love Art Brut. Half Man Half Biscuit? What else have we got?
StanSP Posted 8 March 2009 Posted 8 March 2009 She got a light skinned friend, look like Michael Jackson Got a dark skinned friend, look like Michael Jackson Twista - Slow Jamz That's off the top of my head. I'll think of some more soon
Samilktray Posted 8 March 2009 Posted 8 March 2009 She got a light skinned friend, look like Michael JacksonGot a dark skinned friend, look like Michael Jackson Twista - Slow Jamz That's off the top of my head. I'll think of some more soon Thats Kanye West, and its not that funny.
StanSP Posted 8 March 2009 Posted 8 March 2009 Yeah but it's from that song. And it made me laugh. Not you. But me. Thread is called 'Lyrics that make YOU laugh'. Not Lyrics that make Samilktray laugh. Dickwad.
Samilktray Posted 8 March 2009 Posted 8 March 2009 Yeah but it's from that song.And it made me laugh. Not you. But me. Thread is called 'Lyrics that make YOU laugh'. Not Lyrics that make Samilktray laugh. Dickwad. Calm down darling.
JakeShingler Posted 8 March 2009 Posted 8 March 2009 Yeah but it's from that song.And it made me laugh. Not you. But me. Thread is called 'Lyrics that make YOU laugh'. Not Lyrics that make Samilktray laugh. Dickwad. Quality.
Joe. Posted 8 March 2009 Posted 8 March 2009 Lyrics from Jason Waste make me laugh, especially the first time I heard it. Traaack.
Samilktray Posted 8 March 2009 Posted 8 March 2009 Lyrics from Jason Waste make me laugh, especially the first time I heard it. Traaack. This is the first song that came to mind for me. That or pretty much anything Bizarre has ever said.
charliefox Posted 9 March 2009 Posted 9 March 2009 She got a light skinned friend, look like Michael JacksonGot a dark skinned friend, look like Michael Jackson Twista - Slow Jamz That's off the top of my head. I'll think of some more soon Love that! Oh I lie here in the wet patch in the middle of the bed I'm feeling quite hard done by, I've spent ages giving head. Not Fair - Lily Allen The whole song makes me giggle tbf.
StanSP Posted 9 March 2009 Posted 9 March 2009 Love that! Oh I lie here in the wet patch in the middle of the bed I'm feeling quite hard done by, I've spent ages giving head. Not Fair - Lily Allen The whole song makes me giggle tbf. Whole of her album is pretty good. Fuck You is pretty funny. And there's a line in one of her songs about prozac and her dad not knowing she does crack.
James. Posted 9 March 2009 Posted 9 March 2009 Can't find any to copy and paste but Abdominal's lyrics from the Escape From The Pigeon Hole album are well amusing.
Part Of The Crowd Posted 9 March 2009 Posted 9 March 2009 No one beats Weird Al. Amish Paradise, anyone? I don't hate him in fact i wish him well... Because i'll be laughing my head my head off when he's burning in hell classic
Samilktray Posted 9 March 2009 Posted 9 March 2009 You know why my hands are so numb? (no) Cause my grandmother sucked my dick and I didnt cum (oh) Smacked this whore for talkin crap (bitch) So what if shes handicapped, the bitch said bizarre couldnt rap I fuckin hate you; Ill take your drawers down and rape you While dr. dre videotapes you.
Finnegan Posted 9 March 2009 Posted 9 March 2009 Half Man Half Biscuit? "The singer out of Slipknot went to Rome to see the Pope..."
Sparky Posted 9 March 2009 Posted 9 March 2009 Lucky that my breasts are small and humble , so you dont compare them ....with mountains Whatever wherever - Shakira
Tommeh Posted 9 March 2009 Posted 9 March 2009 Lyrics from Jason Waste make me laugh, especially the first time I heard it. Traaack. Exactly what I was thinking, people always say "wtf" then crack up on 1st listen. (Em sorry Jason,) what, what do you want (Erm we just had a compliant) piss off (from a very valued client) I said piss off (standing result I'm revoking your membership) shut up I don't care this is a crap gym it doesn't work, how do I know it works I'm still fat, why am I still fat It's a shit gym
Samilktray Posted 9 March 2009 Posted 9 March 2009 Exactly what I was thinking, people always say "wtf" then crack up on 1st listen.(Em sorry Jason,) what, what do you want (Erm we just had a compliant) piss off (from a very valued client) I said piss off (standing result I'm revoking your membership) shut up I don't care this is a crap gym it doesn't work, how do I know it works I'm still fat, why am I still fat It's a shit gym :laugh:
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