Flynny Posted 9 March 2009 Share Posted 9 March 2009 "I've seen her naked... TWICE! I've seen her NAKED!!!!!!!!! TWICE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"I love Art Brut. Between clicking the link and waiting for the page to load I was thinking of posting that. Amazing. (New album next month hooray!)] Brakes make me giggle occasionally, especially a couple of their shorter tracks like this. Nearly forgot Pulp as well, although that's really more of an occasional smile. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alexikokopops Posted 9 March 2009 Share Posted 9 March 2009 I hope my sperm will Get under your thermal Underwear because you're cuter than normal Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Finnegan Posted 9 March 2009 Share Posted 9 March 2009 "Frank Sinclair, unaware, that that's another own goal" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miquel The Work Geordie Posted 9 March 2009 Share Posted 9 March 2009 Oo, ee, oo, aah-ah, Ting, Tang, Walla, Walla, Bing, Bang. (x2) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StanSP Posted 9 March 2009 Share Posted 9 March 2009 Tenacious D anyone?? From Tribute: And the peculiar thing is this my friends: the song we sang on that fateful night it didn't actually sound anything like this song. Blink 182 - What's my Age Again: We started making out and she took off my pants But then I turned on the TV Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Katy Posted 9 March 2009 Share Posted 9 March 2009 "The singer out of Slipknot went to Rome to see the Pope..." :thumb up: "If I were a linesman....I would execute defenders who applauded my offside...." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Head Honcho Posted 9 March 2009 Share Posted 9 March 2009 I Guess I Shouldn't Have Strangled Her To Death But I Had To Go To Work And She Had Laced My Coffee With Acid Normally I Wouldn't Have Minded But I'm Allergic To Sulphuric Acid Besides She Had Acne And If You've Got Acne, Well, I Apologise For Disliking It Intensely, But It's Understandable That Ugly People Have Got Complexes I Mean It Seems To Me That Ugly People Don't Have A Chance It's Only The Children Of The Fvcking Wealthy Who Tend To Be Good Looking Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
General Smuts Posted 9 March 2009 Share Posted 9 March 2009 Who mistook the steak for chicken? Who am i gonna stick my dick in? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted 9 March 2009 Share Posted 9 March 2009 And my mother will be so, so angry, And my brother will be so, so angry, And my girlfriend will be so, so angry, And my dog, will be so, so angry Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stez Posted 9 March 2009 Share Posted 9 March 2009 Forgiveness is God's job,And it sure ain't mine, Right time wrong place, I'll pay you in kind, I haven't got any money, that doesn't mean I don't want you, Please give me a chance to explain cud - mystery deepens. may not make others smile, but it does me. My lavatory has been my sanctuaryAnd it's easy for you to laugh at me 'Cos I been 30 good years in the bathroom, baby Rubadubdub one man in a tub and it's me Always me And now the time has come to share the joke That the latch on the bathroom door is broke And now it's time to let you know That it's only the beat of my heart that is slow Who's fault is this? I deny that it's mine I been stuck in here since 1959 That's 30 good years in the bathroom baby But it's okay, yeah it's okay Cos when they come to take me away I will be clean, I will be clean And now the time has come to share the joke That the latch on the bathroom door is broke And now it's time to let you know That it's only the beat of my heart that is slow Well I been 30 years in a bad mood, baby But it's okay, yeah it's okay 'cos that's better Than 30 years on the back seat of a car Oh beat me with the pumice stone Eight to the bar And now the time has come to share the joke That the latch on the bathroom door is broke And now it's time to let you know That it's only the beat of my heart that is slow the wonderstuff, never fail to make me grin. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted 9 March 2009 Share Posted 9 March 2009 the wonderstuff, never fail to make me grin. I love that song. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bellend Sebastian Posted 9 March 2009 Share Posted 9 March 2009 The Tank, The Tank, The Tank Graham Cross he is the Daddy This Leicester City Team With a tora-lora Laddie A tora-lora-la A tora-lor-aye-eh This Leicester City Team Graham Cross he is the Daddy Not only laughable, one of the greatest songs ever committed to vinyl Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Unknown Fox Posted 9 March 2009 Share Posted 9 March 2009 amateur transplants - london underground the first time i heard this song i was about 12 and i loved it, not exactly the same thrill now, but still a giggle or two Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted 9 March 2009 Share Posted 9 March 2009 I was so upset that I cried All the way to the chip shop Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miquel The Work Geordie Posted 9 March 2009 Share Posted 9 March 2009 The first time I saw her was at the train station, She was half black, half caucasian. Anyone that rhymes station with caucasian is a genius in my books. Easily impressed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Unknown Fox Posted 9 March 2009 Share Posted 9 March 2009 The first time I saw her was at the train station,She was half black, half caucasian. Anyone that rhymes station with caucasian is a genius in my books. Easily impressed. tuneeeeeeee Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stez Posted 9 March 2009 Share Posted 9 March 2009 welcome back victoriasince you've gone you know that no-one's really missed you welcome back victoria Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Unknown Fox Posted 9 March 2009 Share Posted 9 March 2009 hello, hi, my name is jme and i'm more street than what you drive your car on. - Lily Allen ft. JME LDN(rmx) very catchy! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Finnegan Posted 10 March 2009 Share Posted 10 March 2009 Who mistook the steak for chicken? Who am i gonna stick my dick in? Sleeping in bed between A & B, Sucking dick for ecstacy, Paid a seventy year old hooker to make out with me, Now the get-high shack is just a memory. Tried to buy your love but I came up short, So I fooked a little waitress in exchange for a snort, My girl's got a dick hanging out of her shorts, Me and Eric in the bathroom with the weather report. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
charliefox Posted 10 March 2009 Share Posted 10 March 2009 Here comes the four to the three to the two, my bladder getting heavy gotta take it to the loo, when I got there what I saw wasn't nice, somebodies been tossing and they wasn't throwing dice Pepsi by Sway. The whole song makes me laugh tbh. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Samilktray Posted 10 March 2009 Share Posted 10 March 2009 You should thank the Lord if the ray gon' getcha Cause the sawed-off'll microwave a nigga like, Adolf Hitler fuck pressure, I enter the ring calm I'm nicer than them Japanese niggaz in ping-pong. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
charliefox Posted 10 March 2009 Share Posted 10 March 2009 Dave reached down and Dave said, "Oi!" 'cos he felt somethin' hard like a toy Gemima laughed and said, "My real name is Jamie, and I'm not a girl just a very fat boy!" Sway - Magic Roundabout. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe. Posted 10 March 2009 Share Posted 10 March 2009 Sway's just a bit of a lyrical genius really. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Samilktray Posted 10 March 2009 Share Posted 10 March 2009 Sway's just a bit of a lyrical genius really. Steady. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stez Posted 10 March 2009 Share Posted 10 March 2009 I ran into her on computer campWas that in 84? Not sure I had my commodore 64 Had to score Not with that dirty tramp She’s not a tramp Her name is Judy That’s a nice name Yeah she’s a nice girl Big deal. Did you get in her pants? She’s not that kind of a girl, booger Why, does she have a penis? Seen as supremus You better know she’s a genus and a Venus Tell me more; was it love at first sight? That’s right this was god-given grace with a face you could praise Tell me more; did you put up a fight? I don’t think so, but before we tour the chorus stall let’s all explore a more a Computer cabin war That's right I said before we explore the a'moure on my story do a dora Computer cabin war Seen as supremus You better know she’s a genus and a Venus Tell me more; was it love at first sight? That’s right this was god-given grace with a face you could praise Tell me more; did you put up a fight? I ran into her on computer camp Computer cabin war Hard core It started like a boar ending up on the floor Come on now tell me more Seen as supremus You better know she’s a genus and a Venus Tell me more; was it love at first sight? That’s right this was god-given grace with a face you could praise Tell me more; did you put up a fight? heard this on my generic mp3 player earlier, it always makes my laugh Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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