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Britain's Got Talent

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They were good....... not as good as flawless were but almost. One of them looked like Sideshow Bob though at first glance :whistle:

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Diversity = shit hot.
That dance group Diversity were really good :D:P

This.

Genuinely hope they win. But, still more to come. Hard to top that I think.

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DJ Talent was class. I hope he wins it. Imagine him performing for the queen? It'll be amazing if he did.

Diversity were the best dance act i've ever seen. I just hope they don't fook it up like the dance act last year.

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Hardly original, Webbo. Virtual copy of Flava last year I would have said.

Tbh I very rarely watch that kind of show, we only have it on for the kids. I never saw/can't remember Flava.

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DJ Talent was class. I hope he wins it. Imagine him performing for the queen? It'll be amazing if he did.

Diversity were the best dance act i've ever seen. I just hope they don't fook it up like the dance act last year.

DJ Talent has been on everything...

Check his myspace..

http://www.myspace.com/djtalent21

Bad boy remix :crylaugh::crylaugh:

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Britain's Got Talent? WHERE?!

Following the runaway success of Susan Boyle on the smash TV show Britain's Got Some Talent Somewhere, I decided to take my crack reporting team to the London auditions to see what all the fuss was about.

Unfortunately we got stopped on the door by security and refused entry on the grounds that we'd only take the piss. Little did they know that we had a mole in the building, who was able to describe his excruciating ordeal to us.

First up was Clare Morton, a determined looking middle aged woman. Echoes of Susan Boyle perhaps? Not a bit of it. This dowdy diva took centre stage, and as the music started, broke into a bizarre dance before giving us a rendition of Fame, originally by Irene Cara. Her vocal sounded like some unseen entity was hammering a six inch nail through her foot.

Next up were some Lion Dancers who obviously either couldn't see where they were going or didn't know what they were doing. If the way they stumbled about on stage was anything to go by.

Then we had a trolley pusher from Asda who fell flat on his arse, followed by failed newspaper editor, Piers Morgan gamely trying to ride a giant hamster wheel.

Our man commented: "This does not constitute talent. This constitutes utter shite."

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fantastic tonight :D

latest betting that i can find is this;

http://www.online-betting-guide.co.uk/brit...-got-talent.htm

flawless and julian smith are worth a few ££££ s but the british public are unpredictable

ps

simon cowell is a god :)

Yep. Always gets it right.

Can't believe how some of the drag acts, the woman with the dog, darth shitty vader got through.

Wanted the kid drummer from today to go through :(.

But mainly cared about Diversity - and they're through. Up against SuBo and Natalie tomorrow though.

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The old breakdancing guy, is he from Loughbrough?

Yea man!

Had the pleasure of meeting him many a time in Vice Versa. Bit of a twat.

Still want him to win.

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Could Amanda Holden's dress be any shorter?:wub:

Am in love with it.

Diversity!

Fuckin Immense!

"You have voted diversity!"

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The old breakdancing guy, is he from Loughbrough?

Apprently he dug my Aunty's garden!

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