General Smuts Posted 14 May 2009 Posted 14 May 2009 'I don't know what i'm doing mate i'm dangling my feet in enchanted waters' What a mug my mate is.
davieG Posted 14 May 2009 Posted 14 May 2009 Where's DavieG? Is he on holidays or something? Was now something why? Do I say the most ridiculous things? Is me being on holiday ridiculous? Or where you trying to say something ridiculous?
Raj Posted 14 May 2009 Posted 14 May 2009 DAVie G is a legend. Dont EVER try and fcuk with our Dave EVER!!!! NEVER! HEATHER! TREVOR!
Finnegan Posted 14 May 2009 Posted 14 May 2009 DAVie G is a legend.Dont EVER try and fcuk with our Dave EVER!!!! NEVER! HEATHER! TREVOR! This would be a fantastic example if Raj was normal.
MC Prussian Posted 14 May 2009 Posted 14 May 2009 This would be a fantastic example if Raj was normal. Then again... who is normal??? Me? Nope. You? Nope. Everyone we know? Nope. Raj... you *beep*!!!
davieG Posted 14 May 2009 Posted 14 May 2009 DAVie G is a legend.Dont EVER try and fcuk with our Dave EVER!!!! NEVER! HEATHER! TREVOR! Don't let out the secrets of the davieGi Code
Libertine Posted 14 May 2009 Posted 14 May 2009 Ooh, David's had a sniff o' the ol' Alcyho'. ''''''''''
davieG Posted 15 May 2009 Posted 15 May 2009 Ooh, David's had a sniff o' the ol' Alcyho'.'''''''''' I don ned alcyhol to past billloxs
Zingari Posted 15 May 2009 Posted 15 May 2009 'I don't know what i'm doing mate i'm dangling my feet in enchanted waters'What a mug my mate is. I think they are called malapropisms , I once gave a lift to a mate in the back of my car and when he was getting out he said " you have to be a fookin extortionist to get in and out of here
General Smuts Posted 15 May 2009 Author Posted 15 May 2009 I think they are called malapropisms , I once gave a lift to a mate in the back of my car and when he was getting out he said " you have to be a fookin extortionist to get in and out of here That's the one! Malaproprisms.
welck12 Posted 15 May 2009 Posted 15 May 2009 The funniest case of malapropisms i've ever heard was when i was at college. My mate geoff was asleep on the bus and i said to someone whats up with geoff? A mate replied "oh he's been up all night beacuse of his necrophillia!" He meant narcalepsy!
Guest Posted 15 May 2009 Posted 15 May 2009 My mate, when we were at school, did a module in Science called "Humans as Orgasms" apparently.
General Smuts Posted 15 May 2009 Author Posted 15 May 2009 My mate, when we were at school, did a module in Science called "Humans as Orgasms" apparently. I did a course called Human Has Orgasms. I majored in jizzing on the carpet.
Lillehamring Posted 15 May 2009 Posted 15 May 2009 I did a course called Human Has Orgasms.I majored in jizzing on the carpet. i think you've just proved your own point!
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