Shrenchel Posted 19 July 2009 Posted 19 July 2009 Um, who's Bernie? This geezer Proper fan like but a scruffy old bastard.
Shrenchel Posted 19 July 2009 Posted 19 July 2009 We have our equivilent to Bernie down in franchise country, he's known as Wolfie or Wolfman, turns up in a homemade leapord print affair, has a tattoo of the club logo on his forehead, is drunk, and occasionally wipes up the result of a kid having a burger too many with his jacket. For this reason I hope your Bernie is alright, as I know the attachment that can be formed to these bastions of awesomeness. I know it's hard to pad out 5 years of history into anything anyone vaguely gives a fook about, but that's about the 7th time you've mentioned this 'character'.
Guest Posted 19 July 2009 Posted 19 July 2009 We have our equivilent to Bernie down in franchise country, he's known as Wolfie or Wolfman, turns up in a homemade leapord print affair, has a tattoo of the club logo on his forehead, is drunk, and occasionally wipes up the result of a kid having a burger too many with his jacket. For this reason I hope your Bernie is alright, as I know the attachment that can be formed to these bastions of awesomeness. I was leaving Caffe Nero in Northampton at about 8.30am, when I did my mini-pupillage, and almost walked into this chap. All I could think was "wtf is he doing in Northampton with MK tattooed across his face". He was also dressed up in all the animal prints. Freak.
lavrentis Posted 19 July 2009 Posted 19 July 2009 I was leaving Caffe Nero in Northampton at about 8.30am, when I did my mini-pupillage, and almost walked into this chap. All I could think was "wtf is he doing in Northampton with MK tattooed across his face". He was also dressed up in all the animal prints. Freak. You never know he might be a nice bloke
Part Of The Crowd Posted 19 July 2009 Posted 19 July 2009 I know it's hard to pad out 5 years of history into anything anyone vaguely gives a fook about, but that's about the 7th time you've mentioned this 'character'. He is my main man.
coale39 Posted 19 July 2009 Posted 19 July 2009 He is my main man. So you have other men in your life as well? Just....greed.
Part Of The Crowd Posted 19 July 2009 Posted 19 July 2009 So you have other men in your life as well? Just....greed. What can I say, it's an addiction.
Guest Posted 19 July 2009 Posted 19 July 2009 You never know he might be a nice bloke He wasn't; he mumbled expletives under his breath.
Part Of The Crowd Posted 20 July 2009 Posted 20 July 2009 He wasn't; he mumbled expletives under his breath. He's an alcoholic who had a rough upbringing, you never know, it might mean he liked you
Guest Posted 20 July 2009 Posted 20 July 2009 He's an alcoholic who had a rough upbringing, you never know, it might mean he liked you I'm afraid that you only get to that way of showing your affection after about 10 years of marriage!!
Zingari Posted 20 July 2009 Posted 20 July 2009 I'm afraid that you only get to that way of showing your affection after about 10 years of marriage!! oh dear
Dr The Singh Posted 20 July 2009 Posted 20 July 2009 I'm afraid that you only get to that way of showing your affection after about 10 years of marriage!! Yeah, you and Bernie have only been married for 8 years...........................
markbsac Posted 20 July 2009 Posted 20 July 2009 bernie seen in loughborough today ....panic over......crazyness and smell continues
Granno Posted 20 July 2009 Posted 20 July 2009 bernie seen in loughborough today ....panic over......crazyness and smell continues Ah fantastic news
stez Posted 26 July 2009 Posted 26 July 2009 Confirmation: Spotted at the Shrews game yesterday. i like the shirt, the shades are too cool as well!
Guest Posted 26 July 2009 Posted 26 July 2009 i like the shirt, the shades are too cool as well! The photo doesn't really show it too well, but he was out in his shorts yesterday.
lou Posted 27 July 2009 Posted 27 July 2009 The photo doesn't really show it too well, but he was out in his shorts yesterday. Just before we had to dash off saw him following some bird in a pink top trying to stare down her cleavage... he was inches from her - thatll teach her for wearing low cut tops at football
Guest Bilo Posted 27 July 2009 Posted 27 July 2009 Just before we had to dash off saw him following some bird in a pink top trying to stare down her cleavage... he was inches from her - thatll teach her for wearing low cut tops at football Bernie = Bilo circa 2059. Minus the questionable personal hygiene and toothless grin of course.
Koke Posted 27 July 2009 Posted 27 July 2009 Just before we had to dash off saw him following some bird in a pink top trying to stare down her cleavage... he was inches from her - thatll teach her for wearing low cut tops at football Bernie still showing that he's a man with a moving dick. Good bloke.
Tevez Posted 28 July 2009 Posted 28 July 2009 Bernie is like Michael Jackson (not plastic face but could of went from black to white, cracking vocal chords) everybody dis likes him but deep down theres alot of love for the guy. at ^^^^^^ (Jme post)
Matt Posted 2 August 2009 Posted 2 August 2009 I can also confirm he is not brown bread, He's very much alive. Sat 1 row behind him today, He stunk abit He was abit crazy (Aka - His usual self) but on a whole seemed fairly normal and was having decent conversations with this bloke near me, he said he was saving himself and going to "turn it on" next week.
Bluefoxtim Posted 2 August 2009 Posted 2 August 2009 I was in the queue at the ticket trailer at about half 2. He asked me "is this where they sell programmes?" He seemed quite sober and with it. If he wasn't 4 foot tall with a jesters hat you would have said he was quite normal! Not at all like how he normally is. Long live Bernie!
Father Ted Posted 2 August 2009 Posted 2 August 2009 My thoughts exactly.Hope he hasnt passed away but in all honesty the man is a fucking idiot. Your a fcuking idiot. When will you just piss off and support Liverpool.
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