AjcW Posted 25 October 2009 Posted 25 October 2009 Okay so you Prime Minister for the day and get to change three things about our wonderful country...... ....Change away...
AjcW Posted 25 October 2009 Author Posted 25 October 2009 Im glad finners posted because I forgot to put, this doesn't have to be taken seriously
Finnegan Posted 25 October 2009 Posted 25 October 2009 Im glad finners posted because I forgot to put, this doesn't have to be taken seriously Foxes Talk? Serious?
AjcW Posted 25 October 2009 Author Posted 25 October 2009 Foxes Talk? Serious? you know what I mean. Some people will put, the monarchy, taxes and healthcare and some(smuts) will put official wank yourself senseless day....
maddog Posted 25 October 2009 Posted 25 October 2009 Have a 3 day weekend. Give back ALL England qualifying games to normal TV. Increase minimum wage to £7 an hour, can't be too greedy
davieG Posted 26 October 2009 Posted 26 October 2009 Close the Edgar fooking Davids topic - Oh hang on I can do that anyway. Don't tempt me!
Fox92 Posted 26 October 2009 Posted 26 October 2009 Bring capital punishment back and then have a 4 judges that vote for what should happen to those disgraceful people in prison. Punishment can include hanging, getting burnt to death, getting chucked in a whole where you can't escape with crocidiles in it etc etc I would contact America's presidant and get Mark David Chapman over here so that we can all torture him for what he did to John Lennon. Make Bruce Forsyth a Sir.
Zingari Posted 26 October 2009 Posted 26 October 2009 Okay so you Prime Minister for the day and get to change three things about our wonderful country..........Change away... implement martial law declare the country now under my permanent dictatorship give myself the rest of the day off
StanSP Posted 26 October 2009 Posted 26 October 2009 implement martial lawdeclare the country now under my permanent dictatorship give myself the rest of the day off Why make it day off ? You're in charge of the country. Let yourself go
Zingari Posted 26 October 2009 Posted 26 October 2009 Why make it day off ? You're in charge of the country. Let yourself go do you understand the concept of "never leave that till tomorrow, what you can do today" ? why wait till tomorrow to give yourself some time off
Fosse Boy Posted 26 October 2009 Posted 26 October 2009 1. Allow flares in to football grounds 2. Deport Richard Scudamore and I guess I should put a joke one in too so... 3. Re-nationalise public transport
Zingari Posted 26 October 2009 Posted 26 October 2009 1. Allow flares in to football grounds2. Deport Richard Scudamore and I guess I should put a joke one in too so... 3. Re-nationalise public transport yeah , and tank tops too bring back the 70's glam rock footie
Fosse Boy Posted 26 October 2009 Posted 26 October 2009 yeah , and tank tops too bring back the 70's glam rock footie In that case I'll bring back old-school rattles too.
Guest Posted 26 October 2009 Posted 26 October 2009 Bring capital punishment back and then have a 4 judges that vote for what should happen to those disgraceful people in prison. Punishment can include hanging, getting burnt to death, getting chucked in a whole where you can't escape with crocidiles in it etc etcI would contact America's presidant and get Mark David Chapman over here so that we can all torture him for what he did to John Lennon. Make Bruce Forsyth a Sir. Surely making him a new wig is a bigger priority?
Fox92 Posted 26 October 2009 Posted 26 October 2009 Surely making him a new wig is a bigger priority? how dare you?
Fox You Forest Posted 26 October 2009 Posted 26 October 2009 Probably spend the day prank calling Obama on the emergency line.
Guest Bilo Posted 26 October 2009 Posted 26 October 2009 Make St. George's Day a national holiday in England Legalise safe standing in football grounds Make MFL mandatory at all levels of the curriculum Re-introduce whole life tariffs for serious offences Demolish blue building and replace with gold-plated statue of Nigel Pearson
StanSP Posted 26 October 2009 Posted 26 October 2009 Make St. George's Day a national holiday in EnglandLegalise safe standing in football grounds Make MFL mandatory at all levels of the curriculum Re-introduce whole life tariffs for serious offences Demolish blue building and replace with gold-plated statue of Nigel Pearson Makie it taller than the blue building too. And have Peter Taylor and Megson as slaves . I'd have more bank holidays in the year. THey seem to come and go so quickly, apart from May, where there's like 3.
Finnegan Posted 26 October 2009 Posted 26 October 2009 Make St. George's Day a national holiday in England But he wasn't even English!
Guest Bilo Posted 26 October 2009 Posted 26 October 2009 But he wasn't even English! It's an extra day in the pub, and we English feel left out of the whole 'celebrate the life of a saint we know fook all about' that everyone else gets.
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