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AjcW

PM for the day.

By AjcW, in General Chat

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Budweiser

Budweiser

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Make St. George's Day a national holiday in England

Legalise safe standing in football grounds

Make MFL mandatory at all levels of the curriculum

Re-introduce whole life tariffs for serious offences

Demolish blue building and replace with gold-plated statue of Nigel Pearson

I genuinly love that idea. Lovely stuff.

As Fox92 said, I would add capital punishment and probably kill benifit cheats as well :thumbup:

Oh and immigration :whistle:

Fosse Boy

Fosse Boy

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I genuinly love that idea. Lovely stuff.

As Fox92 said, I would add capital punishment and probably kill benifit cheats as well :thumbup:

Oh and immigration :whistle:

What would you do about it?

Daggers

Daggers

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Treble the cost of cigarettes every month

Abolish working tax credits

Abolish family tax credits

Write off all the debts owed, due to the incompetence of the Inland Revenue to run working & family tax credits

Cut unemployment and supplementary benefits in half after every full 12 months of unemployment over an 18 month period

Re-introduce national service from 16 to 21 for anyone not in full-time work, study or training

Assessment driving tests every five years for everyone

No one allowed a car licence without having passed a bike test first, and spent a year on a bike to make the blind bastards more aware

Cars without tax or insurance immediately crushed

Stop all funding to Scotland, give them their sought-after independence and send their MPs home.

PCSOs to be replaced by proper policemen and allow them to clip young people around the ear on whim

Ban estate agents, lawyers and door2door double glazing salespeople, all practitioners to be locked up in a camp made from surrounding Coventry with a wall. A bloody big wall.

hairy

hairy

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Ban estate agents, lawyers and door2door double glazing salespeople, all practitioners to be locked up in a camp made from surrounding Coventry with a wall. A bloody big wall.

Seems fair

Fosse Boy

Fosse Boy

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Make a Fox in essex go watch a MK Dons home game :giggle:

Really. That would really be your number one priority if you were put in charge of the country for a day? :unsure:

Oh well, takes all sorts...

Daggers

Daggers

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Seems fair

That's why the public would love me.

"He may look down on us all and call us 'worthless', but he's dead fair" the minions would opine.

I'm surprised I haven't been given a go already.

Samilktray

Samilktray

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Id make sure 'immigrants kept there jobs, damn fine workers they are.

I'd also make weekends Friday and Saturdays, hate Sundays.

And I'll add onto this later once I've laid down the blueprint for my new look England.

Libertine

Libertine

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Id make sure 'immigrants kept there jobs, damn fine workers they are.

I'd also make weekends Friday and Saturdays, hate Sundays.

And I'll add onto this later once I've laid down the blueprint for my new look England.

lol Makes zero sense but I'm all for it.

BoneDog

BoneDog

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Women over 12 would go back to doing what they are designed for i.e working hard in the home/community and making sure everything is in order for when the men get home. It would be law for them to be satisfied with their role. All their jobs that paid wages would go to men over 12.

Any non-working men over 12 in rural areas would go hunting for pigeons, rabbits and other edibles so that the elderly and needy had a hot dinner at night. And non-working men over 12 in urban areas would be put on buses and travel to hunting areas/seas to bring back food.

All under 12's would be allowed to play football, hop skotch or skipping during the day.

Then in the evening everyone would sit around fires telling stories and have a sing and a BBQ.

Then at 11.30pm I get to pick 10 wenches to take home so they can see if they can satisfy me. They can bugger off at around 1am :D

Daggers

Daggers

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No offence but thank fook you lot aren't PM!! Interesting to note some still living in the dark ages too.

And I'm going to bring back the stocks for cheeky little beggars like you.

Now shut up and eat your compulsory roadkill.

lou

lou

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1. Allow flares in to football grounds

2. Deport Richard Scudamore

and I guess I should put a joke one in too so...

3. Re-nationalise public transport

What have you got against Richard Scudamore? :unsure:lol

Id pay all women to stay at home while the men do all the work (what can I say Im not a career-person) :whistle:

End the ban on standing at football grounds.

Deport all racists. Make Prisons an actual punishment not a holiday camp. Cant think of anymore offhand

Fosse Boy

Fosse Boy

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What have you got against Richard Scudamore? :unsure:lol

He deserves it for his 39th game proposal. Plus the fact he wants the Premier League to "compete" with other "rival" sports leagues like the NFL. Why? He's driven by money and money alone, and has no care for the sport he's supposed to be helping to govern.

:protest: :protest: :protest:

lou

lou

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He deserves it for his 39th game proposal. Plus the fact he wants the Premier League to "compete" with other "rival" sports leagues like the NFL. Why? He's driven by money and money alone, and has no care for the sport he's supposed to be helping to govern.

:protest: :protest: :protest:

fair enough, I cant disagree with that - just seemed a random bloke to pick out. :thumbup:

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