The Padster Posted 11 October 2010 Posted 11 October 2010 Worst thing that's happended to me is literally receiving a brown nose. Had a good dump, dived in the shower and then when drying myself I did a bit of key hole surgery. Didn't realise I hadn't wiped my arse too well, and went and dried my face, pulled the towel away and there was a smear of poo staring me back. Looked in the mirror and almost threw up. Why on earth would you dry anything other than your face first, especially your arse?!?!
Fox You Forest Posted 11 October 2010 Posted 11 October 2010 Why on earth would you dry anything other than your face first, especially your arse?!?! It's an easy mistake to make because plenty of people talk out of their arse.
purpleronnie Posted 11 October 2010 Posted 11 October 2010 Double wiper me - got to have that insurance wipe to catch anything that is trying to hid on me. Just twice, I wipe probably 20 times. I'm beginning to think thats unusual.
StanSP Posted 11 October 2010 Posted 11 October 2010 Double wiper me - got to have that insurance wipe to catch anything that is trying to hid on me. Yep twice for me too. And if it's a really bad one I go for the third just for safety's sake!
BrummieFOX Posted 11 October 2010 Posted 11 October 2010 I'm with you too. 2 wipes is nowhere near enough! I probably don't hit twenty but need a fair few to make sure.
iBleedLeicesterColours Posted 11 October 2010 Posted 11 October 2010 12. Chug nuts 13. Taggies 14. Shh - rocky - pod - blowout
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