StanSP Posted 7 October 2010 Posted 7 October 2010 What hand does everyone use to wipe their arse? Right.
jonthefox Posted 8 October 2010 Posted 8 October 2010 I use baby wipes for that extra clean feel then one wipe with toilet paper to dry off the excess of the wet wipe so I don't have a wet bum. me too. you'll find you get a much cleaner finish.
Zingari Posted 8 October 2010 Posted 8 October 2010 nice to know FT posters are at the forefront of knowledge when it comes to caring for their rusty sheriffs badge
Alexikokopops Posted 8 October 2010 Posted 8 October 2010 What hand does everyone use to wipe their arse? Right. Not toilet paper then? It's the oldest trick in the book!
StanSP Posted 8 October 2010 Posted 8 October 2010 Not toilet paper then? It's the oldest trick in the book! And I fell for it. Bastard.
Benji Posted 8 October 2010 Posted 8 October 2010 Next week, how many shakes after pissing DO constitute a wank?
Houdini Logic Posted 8 October 2010 Posted 8 October 2010 Anyone else hate it when you get up from a shit, do your trousers up and immediately need a piss?
LCFC-ARAB Posted 8 October 2010 Posted 8 October 2010 Anyone else hate it when you get up from a shit, do your trousers up and immediately need a piss? I hate it the other way round have a piss, walk away then you need a shit
StanSP Posted 8 October 2010 Posted 8 October 2010 Anyone else hate it when you get up from a shit, do your trousers up and immediately need a piss? Or have a shower. Get changed and get ready. Then about 5-10mins later you need a shit.
Poakey Posted 8 October 2010 Posted 8 October 2010 Or have a shower. Get changed and get ready. Then about 5-10mins later you need a shit. Or you go for a nice shit, then the whole world suddenly needs the bathroom.
Houdini Logic Posted 8 October 2010 Posted 8 October 2010 Or have a shower. Get changed and get ready. Then about 5-10mins later you need a shit. Wipe as normal and then hang your ass over the shower - you just have to have that 'all clean' feeling before you go out
BoneDog Posted 8 October 2010 Posted 8 October 2010 I like this thread. It's good to know that people like cleanliness and personal hygeine. But what the hell are 'breather rings' and 'rusty sheriff badges'?! Thread deserves a gold star
jonthefox Posted 8 October 2010 Posted 8 October 2010 probably the worst thing is having a dump, then hopping into the shower and drying yourself with a white towell. Then realising you didnt quite wipe enough.
BoneDog Posted 8 October 2010 Posted 8 October 2010 what would you tell the Mrs if that happened?! "sorry duck I was eating an easter egg and I dropped a bit, sat on it by accident and rubbed it in"
lildave3 Posted 9 October 2010 Posted 9 October 2010 Not toilet paper then? Primary school memories...
purpleronnie Posted 9 October 2010 Posted 9 October 2010 I'm a bit obsessive when cleaning my bum bum. I go through lots of TP. You could eat your dinner off my buttocks. Yes that is an offer. Form an orderly queue.
broughtonblue Posted 9 October 2010 Posted 9 October 2010 How posh are you? If you are going straight into the shower after a dump, do you wipe it as clean as normal or give a quick wipe then a good wash?
Guest Basildon Fox Posted 9 October 2010 Posted 9 October 2010 Anyone else hate it when you get up from a shit, do your trousers up and immediately need a piss? I always go for a piss whilst curling one out anyway. Without fail. Also people should lay a couple of sheets on the toilet water first before going when using a work/public loo as it avoids splashback on your crack when the log drops. After all you never know who has used it before!!
Guest Bilo Posted 9 October 2010 Posted 9 October 2010 Who can have a crap without a slash? I've never managed it.
Bugg Posted 9 October 2010 Posted 9 October 2010 Who can have a crap without a slash? I've never managed it.
Big Ol' Bob Posted 9 October 2010 Posted 9 October 2010 Worst thing that's happended to me is literally receiving a brown nose. Had a good dump, dived in the shower and then when drying myself I did a bit of key hole surgery. Didn't realise I hadn't wiped my arse too well, and went and dried my face, pulled the towel away and there was a smear of poo staring me back. Looked in the mirror and almost threw up.
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