Fosse Boy Posted 8 December 2010 Share Posted 8 December 2010 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q6uvgeWzlFM On the repeat playlist at work. Just wish it would fuck off. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Houdini Logic Posted 8 December 2010 Share Posted 8 December 2010 Every Scouting for Girls song Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StanSP Posted 8 December 2010 Share Posted 8 December 2010 Every Scouting for Girls song Isn't it just one song repeated over and over and over again? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Facecloth Posted 9 December 2010 Share Posted 9 December 2010 Yeah! Oh yeah! Oh life! Oh life!I'm afraid of the dark Especially when I'm in a park And there's no one else around, Oh I get the shivers. I don't want to see a ghost, It's the sight that I fear most I'd rather have a piece of toast And watch the evening news. Chorus: Life, oh life! Oh life! Oh life! doo, Doot doot dooo... Life, oh life! Oh life! Oh life! doo doot doo I'm a superstitious girl I'm the worst in the world Never walk under the ladders, I keep a rabbit's tail. I'll take you up on the dare, Anytime, anywhere; Name the place, I'll be there, Bungee jumping, I don't care! Chorus life oh life... So after all said and done I know I'm not the only one Life indeed can be fun, If you really want to. Sometimes living out your dreams, Ain't as easy as it seems You wanna fly around the world, In a beautiful balloon. Chorus (2x) Doo doot doo doot. Repeat Oh, life, oh life! Repeat till fade Des'ree - Life Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SystonFox Posted 9 December 2010 Share Posted 9 December 2010 How about "I Wish It Could Be Christmas Everyday" by Wizzard? How nonsensical. The vast majority of shops would be shut everyday and yet we would be expected to provide gifts for each other (oh and no postal service, so no ordering online!) and consume huge amounts of food and booze. Doubtless the local asian cornershops and petrol stations would do well for a time, until they themselves ran out of stock (no lorry deliveries), so that eventually families would have to send out raiding parties to scavange/pillage food and supplies wherever it can be found. Should anything breakdown you will be charged a small fortune to get some one out to fix it and yet your money will dry up as you continue to receive no wages because you haven't worked. This is what would happen if it was Christmas everyday. Civil unrest > war > death. You didn't think it out, did you Roy? Legend!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
phillip j fry Posted 10 December 2010 Share Posted 10 December 2010 wonderwall by oasis,what with the all the winding blinding roads bit.must of had a rhyming dictionary on hand to help them.shite. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bellend Sebastian Posted 10 December 2010 Share Posted 10 December 2010 wonderwall by oasis,what with the all the winding blinding roads bit.must of had a rhyming dictionary on hand to help them.shite. That gets played at weddings quite a bit doesn't it? I'd take it as an insult, it's meaningless. I thought Oasis were really good until they came up with that. Naturally, it was massive and coincided with the phase when they were at their most popular. Oh well Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trav Le Bleu Posted 10 December 2010 Author Share Posted 10 December 2010 Legend!!! Thanks for quoting me, cos my original post seems to have vanished. It upset someone? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Webbo Posted 10 December 2010 Share Posted 10 December 2010 Thanks for quoting me, cos my original post seems to have vanished. It upset someone? It's on page 1. How about "I Wish It Could Be Christmas Everyday" by Wizzard? How nonsensical. The vast majority of shops would be shut everyday and yet we would be expected to provide gifts for each other (oh and no postal service, so no ordering online!) and consume huge amounts of food and booze. Doubtless the local asian cornershops and petrol stations would do well for a time, until they themselves ran out of stock (no lorry deliveries), so that eventually families would have to send out raiding parties to scavange/pillage food and supplies wherever it can be found. Should anything breakdown you will be charged a small fortune to get some one out to fix it and yet your money will dry up as you continue to receive no wages because you haven't worked. This is what would happen if it was Christmas everyday. Civil unrest > war > death. You didn't think it out, did you Roy? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trav Le Bleu Posted 10 December 2010 Author Share Posted 10 December 2010 It's on page 1. You just didn't think it out did you Trav! Webbo for Mod! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zingari Posted 10 December 2010 Share Posted 10 December 2010 no wonder my mail goes missing so often , posties can't seem to find stuff if it ain't right under their noses actually this isn't true and i'm a great believer in the efficiency of our great mail service Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
purpleronnie Posted 10 December 2010 Share Posted 10 December 2010 That gets played at weddings quite a bit doesn't it? I'd take it as an insult, it's meaningless. I thought Oasis were really good until they came up with that. Naturally, it was massive and coincided with the phase when they were at their most popular. Ditto. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
skinnydipper Posted 11 December 2010 Share Posted 11 December 2010 Gordon is a Moron by Jilted John But I'm not sure if these are the worst lyrics ever or a creation of pure genius I've been going out with a girl, her name is Julie But last night she said to me, when we were watching telly (This is what she said) She said listen John, I love you But there's this bloke, I fancy I don't want to two time you, so it's the end for you and me Who's this bloke I asked her Goooooordon, she replied Not THAT puff, I said dismayed Yes but he's no puff she cried (He's more of a man than you'll ever be) Here we go, two three four I was so upset that I cried, all the way to the chip shop When I came out there was Gordon, standing at the bus stop (And guess who was with him? Yeah, Julie, and they were both laughing at me) Oh, she is cruel and heartless to pack me for Gordon Just cos he's better looking than me Just cos he's cool and trendy But I know he's a moron, Gordon is a moron Gordon is a moron, Gordon is a moron Here we go, two three four Oh she's a slag and he's a creep She's a tart, he's very cheap She is a slut, he thinks he's tough She is a bitch, he is a puff Yeah yeah, it's not fair Yeah yeah, it's not fair (I'm so upset) I'm so upset, I'm so upset, yeah yeah (I ought to smash his face in.) (Yeah, but he's bigger than me. In't he?) (I know, I'll get my mate Barry to hit him. He'd flatten him) (Yeah but Barry's a mate of Gordon's in'e?) (Oh well, I don't care) I don't care I don't care Cause she's a slag and he's a creep she's a tart, he's very cheap Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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