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Worst Lyrics Ever

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Yeah! Oh yeah! Oh life! Oh life!

I'm afraid of the dark

Especially when I'm in a park

And there's no one else around,

Oh I get the shivers.

I don't want to see a ghost,

It's the sight that I fear most

I'd rather have a piece of toast

And watch the evening news.

Chorus:

Life, oh life! Oh life! Oh life! doo,

Doot doot dooo... Life, oh life! Oh life!

Oh life! doo doot doo

I'm a superstitious girl

I'm the worst in the world

Never walk under the ladders,

I keep a rabbit's tail.

I'll take you up on the dare,

Anytime, anywhere;

Name the place,

I'll be there,

Bungee jumping, I don't care!

Chorus

life oh life...

So after all said and done

I know I'm not the only one

Life indeed can be fun,

If you really want to.

Sometimes living out your dreams,

Ain't as easy as it seems

You wanna fly around the world,

In a beautiful balloon.

Chorus (2x)

Doo doot doo doot. Repeat

Oh, life, oh life! Repeat till fade

Des'ree - Life

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How about "I Wish It Could Be Christmas Everyday" by Wizzard?

How nonsensical. The vast majority of shops would be shut everyday and yet we would be expected to provide gifts for each other (oh and no postal service, so no ordering online!) and consume huge amounts of food and booze. Doubtless the local asian cornershops and petrol stations would do well for a time, until they themselves ran out of stock (no lorry deliveries), so that eventually families would have to send out raiding parties to scavange/pillage food and supplies wherever it can be found. Should anything breakdown you will be charged a small fortune to get some one out to fix it and yet your money will dry up as you continue to receive no wages because you haven't worked.

This is what would happen if it was Christmas everyday. Civil unrest > war > death.

You didn't think it out, did you Roy? :angry:

Legend!!!

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wonderwall by oasis,what with the all the winding blinding roads bit.must of had a rhyming dictionary on hand to help them.shite.

That gets played at weddings quite a bit doesn't it? I'd take it as an insult, it's meaningless.

I thought Oasis were really good until they came up with that. Naturally, it was massive and coincided with the phase when they were at their most popular.

Oh well

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Thanks for quoting me, cos my original post seems to have vanished.

It upset someone? :dunno:

It's on page 1.

How about "I Wish It Could Be Christmas Everyday" by Wizzard?

How nonsensical. The vast majority of shops would be shut everyday and yet we would be expected to provide gifts for each other (oh and no postal service, so no ordering online!) and consume huge amounts of food and booze. Doubtless the local asian cornershops and petrol stations would do well for a time, until they themselves ran out of stock (no lorry deliveries), so that eventually families would have to send out raiding parties to scavange/pillage food and supplies wherever it can be found. Should anything breakdown you will be charged a small fortune to get some one out to fix it and yet your money will dry up as you continue to receive no wages because you haven't worked.

This is what would happen if it was Christmas everyday. Civil unrest > war > death.

You didn't think it out, did you Roy? :angry:

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That gets played at weddings quite a bit doesn't it? I'd take it as an insult, it's meaningless.

I thought Oasis were really good until they came up with that. Naturally, it was massive and coincided with the phase when they were at their most popular.

Ditto.

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Gordon is a Moron by Jilted John

But I'm not sure if these are the worst lyrics ever or a creation of pure genius

I've been going out with a girl,

her name is Julie

But last night she said to me,

when we were watching telly

(This is what she said)

She said listen John, I love you

But there's this bloke, I fancy

I don't want to two time you,

so it's the end for you and me

Who's this bloke I asked her

Goooooordon, she replied

Not THAT puff, I said dismayed

Yes but he's no puff she cried

(He's more of a man than you'll ever be)

Here we go, two three four

I was so upset that I cried,

all the way to the chip shop

When I came out there was Gordon,

standing at the bus stop

(And guess who was with him? Yeah, Julie, and they were both laughing at me)

Oh, she is cruel and heartless

to pack me for Gordon

Just cos he's better looking than me

Just cos he's cool and trendy

But I know he's a moron, Gordon is a moron

Gordon is a moron, Gordon is a moron

Here we go, two three four

Oh she's a slag and he's a creep

She's a tart, he's very cheap

She is a slut, he thinks he's tough

She is a bitch, he is a puff

Yeah yeah, it's not fair

Yeah yeah, it's not fair

(I'm so upset)

I'm so upset, I'm so upset, yeah yeah

(I ought to smash his face in.)

(Yeah, but he's bigger than me. In't he?)

(I know, I'll get my mate Barry to hit him. He'd flatten him)

(Yeah but Barry's a mate of Gordon's in'e?)

(Oh well, I don't care)

I don't care

I don't care

Cause she's a slag and he's a creep

she's a tart, he's very cheap

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