filbertway Posted 30 May 2005 Posted 30 May 2005 This is an idea taken off the rivals board, see if there are any funnier ones here. I'll start with one. "The new shirt is excellent value for money, why didn't they think off this before" - leicester fans buying the new home shirt at christmas.
Durnerz Posted 30 May 2005 Posted 30 May 2005 "Hang on Gaffer, I've broken a Nail, thats me out for the season." - Lee Morris in the tunnel before the opening game.
filbertway Posted 30 May 2005 Author Posted 30 May 2005 "Hang on Gaffer, I've broken a Nail, thats me out for the season."- Lee Morris in the tunnel before the opening game. 117369[/snapback] Alternatively "Gaffer i'm ready for the new season i'm 100% fit " Lee morris on 5th auhust
Scow Posted 30 May 2005 Posted 30 May 2005 ''Paul Mace gone? That's a shame, I always thought he was a decent, genuine bloke.'' [Any Leicester fan] ''de Vries completes his hat-trick with a towering header at the back post.'' [Commentator] ''The Walkers Stadium is rocking today.'' [Commentator] ''Wilcox dashes past two players with ease'' [Commentator] ''Well done Craig Levein.'' [Chandler] ''Matt Heath is wonderfully gifted. What a stunning 50 yard pass!'' [Cobbo] ''I wish we had never released Scowcroft.'' [Mr Chainsaw]
Sparky Posted 30 May 2005 Posted 30 May 2005 what a great rendition of the post horn gallop from henry (any city fan)
kenny Posted 30 May 2005 Posted 30 May 2005 ''Well done Craig Levein.''[Chandler] 117386[/snapback] Not impossible!! However, it would follow 3 pages of waffle relating to how CL proved Chandler right in how poorly we will do while he is manager and not steve walsh.
shen Posted 30 May 2005 Posted 30 May 2005 ''Well done Craig Levein.''[Chandler] 117386[/snapback] Not impossible!! However, it would follow 3 pages of waffle relating to how CL proved Chandler right in how poorly we will do while he is manager and not steve walsh. 117392[/snapback] He will only say that if and when CL steps down
Durnerz Posted 30 May 2005 Posted 30 May 2005 " (in a subdued tone) The fourth official has indicated a minimum of two minutes stoppage time, two minutes" - The PA guy
Scow Posted 30 May 2005 Posted 30 May 2005 ''Jordan Stewart is crap. I hope he buggers off to Burnley.'' [Louise]
Cobbo Posted 30 May 2005 Posted 30 May 2005 ''Paul Mace gone? That's a shame, I always thought he was a decent, genuine bloke.'' [Any Leicester fan] ''de Vries completes his hat-trick with a towering header at the back post.'' [Commentator] ''The Walkers Stadium is rocking today.'' [Commentator] ''Wilcox dashes past two players with ease'' [Commentator] ''Well done Craig Levein.'' [Chandler] ''Matt Heath is wonderfully gifted. What a stunning 50 yard pass!'' [Cobbo] ''I wish we had never released Scowcroft.'' [Mr Chainsaw] 117386[/snapback] Most weeks that is said by me I'll have you know. I love Heathy and the fact he could well be the next City skipper for years to come but cannot make a 10 yard pass.
Scow Posted 30 May 2005 Posted 30 May 2005 ''Paul Mace gone? That's a shame, I always thought he was a decent, genuine bloke.'' [Any Leicester fan] ''de Vries completes his hat-trick with a towering header at the back post.'' [Commentator] ''The Walkers Stadium is rocking today.'' [Commentator] ''Wilcox dashes past two players with ease'' [Commentator] ''Well done Craig Levein.'' [Chandler] ''Matt Heath is wonderfully gifted. What a stunning 50 yard pass!'' [Cobbo] ''I wish we had never released Scowcroft.'' [Mr Chainsaw] 117386[/snapback] Most weeks that is said by me I'll have you know. I love Heathy and the fact he could well be the next City skipper for years to come but cannot make a 10 yard pass. 117648[/snapback] Or play football generally, however, Adams says he'll make a good future captain, so who are we to argue? Especially when the same bloke thinks that because Jason Wilcox once played left back for England in a friendly about 10 years ago, that he can play there on a regular basis.
riggyswfc Posted 31 May 2005 Posted 31 May 2005 ''and Steve Maclean completes his hat trick here at the Walkers stadium to make it Leicester City 0-3 Sheffield Wednesday''
Muz Posted 31 May 2005 Posted 31 May 2005 ' And there it is the 26th of the Season from David Connolly it books Leicester City's place in the Premiership '
EmLeee Posted 31 May 2005 Posted 31 May 2005 ' And there it is the 26th of the Season from David Connolly it books Leicester City's place in the Premiership ' 117653[/snapback] it could happen...maybe...
toonboy Posted 31 May 2005 Posted 31 May 2005 'Those lads in L1 are nice, respectable people' Away fans (from what i hear)
Louise Posted 31 May 2005 Posted 31 May 2005 ''Jordan Stewart is crap. I hope he buggers off to Burnley.''[Louise] 117647[/snapback]
Stuliasz Posted 31 May 2005 Posted 31 May 2005 "They really should get some more police at the games to keep the fans under control" [any Leicester fan]
stez Posted 31 May 2005 Posted 31 May 2005 'Those lads in L1 are nice, respectable people' Away fans(from what i hear) 117726[/snapback] related to that: 'i can't wait until we play leicester again their fans are lovely and those L1 boys sure know how to get on and make friends with the away fans' leeds awayers 'i think we should order one more box of cheese and onion pasteys, just incase we nearly run out' the food people
Anish Posted 31 May 2005 Posted 31 May 2005 "And the cross comes in, it's a bullet header by De Vries, what a goal! No, wait a minute, it's Joey Gudjonsson who scored" [Radio Leicester Commentary]
Nationwider Posted 1 June 2005 Posted 1 June 2005 Adams announces his first Coventry side of the new 05-06 season: "Pressman, Rogers, Impey, Heath, Makin, McKinley, Curtis, Benjamin, Wright, Summerbee, Gemmill"
Cobbo Posted 1 June 2005 Posted 1 June 2005 ''I hate talking in the third person.'' [Micky Adams] 118006[/snapback] "Micky Adams hates talking in the third person" [Micky Adams]
Fox in a Box Posted 1 June 2005 Posted 1 June 2005 The kop saying ..........so when do we play forest then?
Hazza Posted 1 June 2005 Posted 1 June 2005 "How about a mid-season trip to La Manga then?" [Anyone associated with the club]
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