Finnegan Posted 5 February 2011 Posted 5 February 2011 ... to fucking murder Go Compare Man. Anybody want to help?
ajthefox Posted 5 February 2011 Posted 5 February 2011 I'm in. I bring with me a scalpel and access to a shitload of bleach
Guest BlueBrett Posted 5 February 2011 Posted 5 February 2011 I'd keep it simple. Take a shovel to one knee and a crowbar to the other and ask him to compare which hurt most.
Finnegan Posted 5 February 2011 Author Posted 5 February 2011 I don't feel like going subtle here. I'm going Glasgae style, sawn off golf-club.
Bugg Posted 5 February 2011 Posted 5 February 2011 ... to fucking murder Go Compare Man. Anybody want to help? My mates ex-girlfriends mum knows him personally, no joke. I could help track him down
Finnegan Posted 5 February 2011 Author Posted 5 February 2011 My mates ex-girlfriends mum knows him personally, no joke. I could help track him down I sincerely think you should go to his house and shit on his cat.
Libertine Posted 5 February 2011 Posted 5 February 2011 I know you're raving about the saving Finners, but calm down man.
AoWW Posted 5 February 2011 Posted 5 February 2011 It needs to be a particularly slow, torturous death.
StanSP Posted 5 February 2011 Posted 5 February 2011 I want to ping his moustache til no more pinging is possible. Then take a shotgun to his mouth and be done with him.
Solihullfox Posted 5 February 2011 Posted 5 February 2011 I'd walk any distance necessary, on the bloody stumps of my amputated legs, just to help.........it would have to be a slow and very painful end for the annoying tw*t. Would I be allowed to bring my baseball bat with me ?
Finnegan Posted 5 February 2011 Author Posted 5 February 2011 I would like to commission an exorcism of David Mitchell once the deed is done. He clearly needs to be cleansed.
Bugg Posted 5 February 2011 Posted 5 February 2011 I'm sure he's a nice guy in real life. You horrible cvnts
Libertine Posted 5 February 2011 Posted 5 February 2011 You're an evil bunch. The man is only trying to save you money whilst simultaneously bring some musical joy into your hearts.
Finnegan Posted 5 February 2011 Author Posted 5 February 2011 I'm sure he's a nice guy in real life. You horrible cvnts If he was a nice guy he'd realise the damage he's done and jump off a fucking roof.
Bugg Posted 5 February 2011 Posted 5 February 2011 If he was a nice guy he'd realise the damage he's done and jump off a fucking roof. Well, I can't argue with that.
Guest BlueBrett Posted 5 February 2011 Posted 5 February 2011 I met the bloke off the safetyle advert in a hotel in Manchester. He was almost as annoying.
Bugg Posted 5 February 2011 Posted 5 February 2011 I met the bloke off the safetyle advert in a hotel in Manchester. He was almost as annoying. YA BUY ONE YOU GET ONE FREE, I SAID YOU BUY ONE YOU GET ONE FREE!!!
Libertine Posted 5 February 2011 Posted 5 February 2011 I met the bloke off the safetyle advert in a hotel in Manchester. He was almost as annoying. Did you tell him to BOGOF?
Finnegan Posted 5 February 2011 Author Posted 5 February 2011 Since we have an assembled lynch mob I think it would almost be rude not to put it to further use once the deed is done. Libertine is starting to look like a good second target.
Guest BlueBrett Posted 5 February 2011 Posted 5 February 2011 I said you're the Bogof bloke from the tele aren't you and he got really shirty and was like 'ehh I'm a comedian actually'
Bugg Posted 5 February 2011 Posted 5 February 2011 I said you're the Bogof bloke from the tele aren't you and he got really shirty and was like 'ehh I'm a comedian actually' I would have just called him a cunt. I probably wouldn't have
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