ajthefox Posted 5 February 2011 Posted 5 February 2011 You were watching Take Me Out? You almost certainly need help. feck oooooffff, might not be intellectual but it's most certainly funny.
Bugg Posted 5 February 2011 Posted 5 February 2011 feck oooooffff, might not be intellectual but it's most certainly funny. that's not very nice. What have I done to you?
StanSP Posted 5 February 2011 Posted 5 February 2011 I would. 'I accidentally on purpose walked in to the water spillage on the floor when there was a dry space anyway but I walked on it and fell and hit my knee and now I want my money.'
Bugg Posted 5 February 2011 Posted 5 February 2011 'I accidentally on purpose walked in to the water spillage on the floor when there was a dry space anyway but I walked on it and fell and hit my knee and now I want my money.' Don't forget that retard who didn't realise that a wooden ladder was a bad idea for installing a fire alarm from a large height
Trav Le Bleu Posted 5 February 2011 Posted 5 February 2011 In all fairness, Iggy is nearly as bad, and Omid Djalli - there's just something about insurance ads. And for the record, I used to think Iggy was cool.
Libertine Posted 5 February 2011 Posted 5 February 2011 In all fairness, Iggy is nearly as bad, and Omid Djalli - there's just something about insurance ads. And for the record, I used to think Iggy was cool. The Jedward one.
Salieri Posted 5 February 2011 Posted 5 February 2011 I used to love Morgan Freeman until he uttered the words "i'm More than Freeman" in the adverts for More than insurance.
Guest BlueBrett Posted 5 February 2011 Posted 5 February 2011 I used to love Morgan Freeman until he uttered the words "i'm More than Freeman" in the adverts for More than insurance. I really don't understand the mentality of these people who sell their souls on TV adds. Take John Prescott for example - he was Deputy Prime Minister of this great country and now he is whoring himself for a few quid on a price comparison advert! Does nobody care about legacy anymore?!
StanSP Posted 5 February 2011 Posted 5 February 2011 I really don't understand the mentality of these people who sell their souls on TV adds. Take John Prescott for example - he was Deputy Prime Minister of this great country and now he is whoring himself for a few quid on a price comparison advert! Does nobody care about legacy anymore?! No but they care about MONEY.
Guest BlueBrett Posted 5 February 2011 Posted 5 February 2011 No but they care about MONEY. Aye but Old 2 Jags can't be short of a bob or two anyway!
coale39 Posted 6 February 2011 Posted 6 February 2011 Feed gocompare man with lots of uncooked rice whilst doing Chinese water torture on his forehead.
Bellend Sebastian Posted 6 February 2011 Posted 6 February 2011 Has no-one mentioned those sodding Meerkats yet? I'd put the lot of them in a box and drive over them in my Astra IF THEY WERE REAL. My work colleagues think they're the greatest things in all creation, for reasons I am unable to fathom. Also, I don't think I've ever been angrier than when I found out that Barry Scott isn't actually called Barry Scott but an actor called Neil playing a bloke with the name Barry Scott. Is there really any need for that?
Guest Basildon Fox Posted 6 February 2011 Posted 6 February 2011 Can you please take out anyone who has been in those Ronseal adverts too "It does exactly what it says on the tin!!" Bunch of cocksuckers!!
Salieri Posted 6 February 2011 Posted 6 February 2011 Has no-one mentioned those sodding Meerkats yet? I'd put the lot of them in a box and drive over them in my Astra IF THEY WERE REAL. My work colleagues think they're the greatest things in all creation, for reasons I am unable to fathom. Also, I don't think I've ever been angrier than when I found out that Barry Scott isn't actually called Barry Scott but an actor called Neil playing a bloke with the name Barry Scott. Is there really any need for that? I wish I had never read that, a part of me has now died.
Guest BlueBrett Posted 6 February 2011 Posted 6 February 2011 Has no-one mentioned those sodding Meerkats yet? I'd put the lot of them in a box and drive over them in my Astra IF THEY WERE REAL.My work colleagues think they're the greatest things in all creation, for reasons I am unable to fathom. They do my nut in too. I really don't understand how girls STILL, even after all this time and so many shitty and contrived adverts, think the little ****ers are cute and funny. I'd skin the dirty little rodents alive saving that Alexzander twat til last so he had to watch.
AoWW Posted 6 February 2011 Posted 6 February 2011 AK47S FOR EVERYONE! Wooohooo, can I have a girly pink one, please? I refuse to take any part in cruelty to Meerkats, though. In fact, I might offer to adopt them all to save them from Bellend's sadism. (Have just read bluebrett's post!)
SeCrEt FoX Posted 6 February 2011 Posted 6 February 2011 There is nothing wrong with the Meerkats, Leave them out of this He's just pissed off that people get confused with comparetheMeerkat.com and comparethemarket.com Simples . My kids love em!
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