Finnegan Posted 6 February 2011 Author Posted 6 February 2011 If I hear one more person say "simples" to me in person I'm going to fucking dislocate every joint in their body with a crescent wrench.
Bugg Posted 6 February 2011 Posted 6 February 2011 If I hear one more person say "simples" to me in person I'm going to fucking dislocate every joint in their body with a crescent wrench. Prove it.
Ashley Posted 6 February 2011 Posted 6 February 2011 Can we attach a car battery with jump leads to his go nads first?
StanSP Posted 6 February 2011 Posted 6 February 2011 Wooohooo, can I have a girly pink one, please? I refuse to take any part in cruelty to Meerkats, though. In fact, I might offer to adopt them all to save them from Bellend's sadism. (Have just read bluebrett's post!) If you're seen with a girly, pink AK47, I guarantee you'll be taken out quicker than anyone else
Miquel The Work Geordie Posted 6 February 2011 Posted 6 February 2011 That Safestyle advert was amazing. 0800 106 107 I SAID 0800 106 107 NOOOOOOOOOOW!
Zingari Posted 6 February 2011 Posted 6 February 2011 That Safestyle advert was amazing. 0800 106 107 I SAID 0800 106 107 NOOOOOOOOOOW! "you know the one , you buy one you get one free" that is so annoying !!! why the fook does that old twat wear that silky frilly gown , ? (sometimes it's red , sometimes it's green )
The Doctor Posted 6 February 2011 Posted 6 February 2011 i'm in. This is in need of some serious organisation and planning though. First draw up a list of targets: 1) Go compare man 2) libertine 3) howard 4) Barry scott 5) those people from the wonga adverts 6) wbac advert people 7) safestyle bloke 8) meerkats 9) That frosties kid Next determine a means of torture - the torture has to be "ironic" and involve making them suffer the way their existance has made everyone else suffer or involving the reason everyone hates them. Suggestions?
StanSP Posted 6 February 2011 Posted 6 February 2011 i'm in. This is in need of some serious organisation and planning though. First draw up a list of targets: 1) Go compare man 2) libertine 3) howard 4) Barry scott 5) those people from the wonga adverts 6) wbac advert people 7) safestyle bloke 8) meerkats 9) That frosties kid Next determine a means of torture - the torture has to be "ironic" and involve making them suffer the way their existance has made everyone else suffer or involving the reason everyone hates them, like breaking that frosties kid's head open with a giant frostie. Suggestions? What? And what?
The Doctor Posted 6 February 2011 Posted 6 February 2011 What? And what? The bald black guy from the halifax adverts, blokes a complete ****. I'm not entirely sane - stupid, crazy example but the first one that popped into my head.
StanSP Posted 6 February 2011 Posted 6 February 2011 The bald black guy from the halifax adverts, blokes a complete ****. I'm not entirely sane - stupid, crazy example but the first one that popped into my head. Ah right. Thought you meant Super Steve.
AoWW Posted 6 February 2011 Posted 6 February 2011 i'm in. This is in need of some serious organisation and planning though. First draw up a list of targets: 1) Go compare man 2) libertine 3) howard 4) Barry scott 5) those people from the wonga adverts 6) wbac advert people 7) safestyle bloke 8) meerkats 9) That frosties kid Next determine a means of torture - the torture has to be "ironic" and involve making them suffer the way their existance has made everyone else suffer or involving the reason everyone hates them. Suggestions? Noooo, stop..... I'm not having meerkats on there! The rest - fine - but not the poor ickle exploited critters. All donations of (unharmed, unmolested!) meerkats will be gratefully received at AoWW's Meerkat Sanctuary.
The Doctor Posted 6 February 2011 Posted 6 February 2011 Noooo, stop..... I'm not having meerkats on there! The rest - fine - but not the poor ickle exploited critters. All donations of (unharmed, unmolested!) meerkats will be gratefully received at AoWW's Meerkat Sanctuary. so according to you meerkats are more important than libertine.
AoWW Posted 6 February 2011 Posted 6 February 2011 so according to you meerkats are more important than libertine. Absolutely. If somebody else wants to adopt Libertine, that's fine, but if not he can fend for himself.
ozleicester Posted 6 February 2011 Posted 6 February 2011 What about that fooking inarticulate, monosyllabic "Churchill"? 1) Go compare man 2) libertine 3) howard 4) Barry scott 5) those people from the wonga adverts 6) wbac advert people 7) safestyle bloke 8) meerkats 9) That frosties kid 10) Churchill
Zingari Posted 6 February 2011 Posted 6 February 2011 What about that fooking inarticulate, monosyllabic "Churchill"? 1) Go compare man 2) libertine 3) howard 4) Barry scott 5) those people from the wonga adverts 6) wbac advert people 7) safestyle bloke 8) meerkats 9) That frosties kid 10) Churchill stop coming over here criticizing our adverts, and try to assimilate more by being more inarticulate and monosyllabic
Miquel The Work Geordie Posted 6 February 2011 Posted 6 February 2011 I'd say 'all the annoying people from the Wonga adverts,' instead of them all, because we all know there is a blonde one who is HOT.
ozleicester Posted 6 February 2011 Posted 6 February 2011 stop coming over here criticizing our adverts, and try to assimilate more by being more inarticulate and monosyllabic OK edit .. Damn is "OK", two syllables?
Zingari Posted 6 February 2011 Posted 6 February 2011 OK edit .. Damn is "OK", two syllables? yes it is , but fairly inarticulate so we'll let this one go , this time , but remember , i've got my eye on you, johnny foreigner
ScouseFox Posted 6 February 2011 Posted 6 February 2011 Howard was and will always be a hero. Back off.
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