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Theo Walcott Autobiography

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It really does annoy me that so many famous people write autobiographies at such a young age. He's barely lived a third of the average male life expectancy.

Can't imagine it will be a particularly good read either anyway.

Posted

It really does annoy me that so many famous people write autobiographies at such a young age. He's barely lived a third of the average male life expectancy.

Can't imagine it will be a particularly good read either anyway.

He's hardly had a normal life tho has he ?

Plus in his third of a life he has experienced more than most do in an entire lifetime

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He's hardly had a normal life tho has he ?

Plus in his third of a life he has experienced more than most do in an entire lifetime

Well most on this forum, for one he has lost his virginity, I certainly want to read about how he did that!!

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Is it clever to be releasing a book which slags off the current England boss, when you're hoping to go to a European Championship this summer? Could at least wait til after the summer.

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He's hardly had a normal life tho has he ?

Plus in his third of a life he has experienced more than most do in an entire lifetime

Most people who write an autobiography haven't had a normal life... but the ones who aren't just money grabbers at least wait until they have got older before they write their autobiog...

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He's hardly had a normal life tho has he ?

Plus in his third of a life he has experienced more than most do in an entire lifetime

No more so than other famous sports people who manage to get away with just the one autobiography. I'm not eagerly anticipating volume 1, let alone the inevitable volumes 2, 3, 4 etc. every few years. Mind you, if I were in his position I'd probably milk it as much as possible too.

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He probably had it done whilst he was out injured and bored. Walcott is the most over-rated player in the Premiership. If it werent for his pace he'd still be at Southampton.

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Well I'm reading Steven Alders book at the minute about being a rock star, having sex with groups of girls every night, most of the time not knowing what year it is and trying to live that lifestyle on heroin for 25 years.....

So what's Walcotts gonna be like?

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Well I'm reading Steven Alders book at the minute about being a rock star, having sex with groups of girls every night, most of the time not knowing what year it is and trying to live that lifestyle on heroin for 25 years.....

So what's Walcotts gonna be like?

Remarkably similar wink.gif

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Well I'm reading Steven Alders book at the minute about being a rock star, having sex with groups of girls every night, most of the time not knowing what year it is and trying to live that lifestyle on heroin for 25 years.....

So what's Walcotts gonna be like?

Theo Walcott once snorted a line of ants and inserted a live fish into a groupies vagina. FACT.

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Well considering a footballers career could end 30-40 he might be best to do it now. It's alot more likely to find a publisher than if he waits till he's older and includes the other two thirds of his life working as a postman. Unless he makes it as a successful manager and then England manager. He'd be OK for follow up volumes then.

Not by a rich overpaid goldigger footballer

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