Tielemans63 Posted 4 January 2012 Posted 4 January 2012 why tug in the shower, your jizz goes stringy and gooey and turns into the most annoying substance on earth. True. Plus, there's the friction burn you get (ironically) even though your covered in water and shower gel. P.S. When I say the words 'you' and 'your', I mean 'I' and 'I'm'.
Narborough Bod Posted 4 January 2012 Posted 4 January 2012 why tug in the shower, your jizz goes stringy and gooey and turns into the most annoying substance on earth. This is the best thread ever, got my wife to read it. Not happy now she's just said 'that'll explain a lot' with regards to the above post!!
Salieri Posted 4 January 2012 Posted 4 January 2012 I find it difficult to "win" whilst standing. I end up looking like a dog having a weird dream with one leg twitching like a good 'un lol
Yojoe36 Posted 4 January 2012 Posted 4 January 2012 So after only 6/7 posts, the thread turned into a conversation about what happens when we masturbate in the shower. Just don't get the incentive to slip your finger anywhere too. Unless you're into that.
lcfcadam Posted 4 January 2012 Posted 4 January 2012 So after only 6/7 posts, the thread turned into a conversation about what happens when we masturbate in the shower. Just don't get the incentive to slip your finger anywhere too. Unless you're into that. Thought better of it
Haydos Posted 4 January 2012 Posted 4 January 2012 I find it difficult to "win" whilst standing. I end up looking like a dog having a weird dream with one leg twitching like a good 'un Be a man and just sit down!
jonlcfc1990 Posted 4 January 2012 Posted 4 January 2012 This topic is certainly gettinng to the bottom of the real question the trouble with winning standing up is the shower curtain gets covered and make sure you don't knock the plug in I'd say it takes me 20 minutes to shower daily No ones done anything in 7 minutes not possible
AjcW Posted 4 January 2012 Posted 4 January 2012 If a player is on the bench and does not get on the pitch, does it effect his salary, also, does the same apply if he is not in the squad, Would a player be happy to sit out and pick up his wage packet Also why bring a player on at the end of the game for just 2 mins; is it just to get appearance money ??????? ...............Just Kidding, no one gives a shit..... .... Just had a fantastic 7 minute wank shower
Vlad the Fox Posted 4 January 2012 Posted 4 January 2012 This is true. It also blocks up your drainpipes if you do it too often. Imagine having to explain that to dino-rod.
Jagdinho Posted 4 January 2012 Posted 4 January 2012 Also if anyones interested Football Manager 2012 is only £15 at play.com at the moment, so if you haven't got it, get it.
jonlcfc1990 Posted 4 January 2012 Posted 4 January 2012 Quite windy outside isn't it..... It's blowing worse than my missus on pay day
AjcW Posted 4 January 2012 Posted 4 January 2012 SHIT... dont bring the topic back to money! Captain Persistently Boring might come back
jonlcfc1990 Posted 4 January 2012 Posted 4 January 2012 Also if anyones interested Football Manager 2012 is only £15 at play.com at the moment, so if you haven't got it, get it. Is it PC only? Has it got high graphic requirements I might get it FIFA12 is only 25 too people Xbox ps3 Leicester are really good in it
Jagdinho Posted 5 January 2012 Posted 5 January 2012 Is it PC only? Has it got high graphic requirements I might get it FIFA12 is only 25 too people Xbox ps3 Leicester are really good in it I think so. Just for you. OS: Windows XP/Vista/W7 Processor: XP - 1.4GHz or Faster, Vista/W7 - 2.0GHz or Faster. Intel Pentium 4, Intel Core, AMD Athlon. Memory: XP - 512MB RAM, Vista/W7 - 1.0GB RAM Graphics: 128MBSupported Chipsets - Nvidia FX 5900 Ultra or greater; ATI Radeon 9800 or greater; Intel 82915G/82910GL or greater. Earlier cards may only display 2D Match Viewer Mode and are not supported. Earlier cards may require the DirectX 9.0 SDK is installed to run the game. This can be downloaded from the following url: DirectX Software Development Kit Laptop versions of these chipsets may work but are not supported. [*]DirectX®: 9.0c [*]Hard Drive: 2GB [*]Sound: DirectX 9.0c compatible [*]LAN: TCP/IP compliant [*]REQUIRES INTERNET CONNECTION TO INSTALL
The Doctor Posted 5 January 2012 Posted 5 January 2012 Quite windy outside isn't it..... Indeed, I've no idea why but the wind turned "and now you do what they tell ya" into "and now your house has blown over" in Killing in the name of. My mind worries me sometimes. Anyway Jonlcfc - get FM you bumder.
jonlcfc1990 Posted 5 January 2012 Posted 5 January 2012 Indeed, I've no idea why but the wind turned "and now you do what they tell ya" into "and now your house has blown over" in Killing in the name of. My mind worries me sometimes. Anyway Jonlcfc - get FM you bumder. First thing i ordered this morning along with fifa
Jagdinho Posted 5 January 2012 Posted 5 January 2012 First thing i ordered this morning along with fifa Did you get it off play.com? If you did, then I'll feel as if I've done something to help somebody. Hopefully Karma will repay the favour for me
Salieri Posted 5 January 2012 Posted 5 January 2012 What's everyone's favourite jelly? Orange for me all the way.
The Doctor Posted 5 January 2012 Posted 5 January 2012 Lime fo'sure. I love just sitting and eating the cubes. Fvck making the jelly, eat those cubes like a chocolate bar.
EnderbyFox Posted 5 January 2012 Posted 5 January 2012 And to think i avoided this thread after reading the title, as i thought the content would be boring and pointless, I've been missing out!
jonlcfc1990 Posted 5 January 2012 Posted 5 January 2012 Lime fo'sure. I love just sitting and eating the cubes. Fvck making the jelly, eat those cubes like a chocolate bar. i used to chew on them like bubblegum
Tielemans63 Posted 5 January 2012 Posted 5 January 2012 I sharted in my car today. Anyone ever done that?
jonlcfc1990 Posted 5 January 2012 Posted 5 January 2012 I sharted in my car today. Anyone ever done that? i cant beat this
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