broughtonblue Posted 19 January 2012 Author Posted 19 January 2012 No they are not dead, don't worry little ones, that is just their skin hanging in there, their bodies and souls are still roaming around the good shire of Leicester, when they were sacked Leicester City's chairman at the time claimed he still owned their image rights, so Vicki and Dennis were stripped of their Leicester City outfits and fired on the spot. Naked and shivering Mandaric kicked them out of the Walkers stadium exit. Naturally they were instantly recognised by some of the Leicester faithful buying overpriced tat from the gift shop and offered them sanctuary. Milan was angered by this, despite being stripped of the clubs colours they were still instantly recognisable and were trading off their image, which he owned. In his blind fury and rage at being out smarted by a couple of Foxes he arranged for his goons to pick them up and bring them back to the Walkers. Expecting to be reinstated as sidekicks to the loveable Filbert they agreed to meet Mandy, but when he arrived they could see that look in his eyes, that look that said he was out of his tiny little mind and he was angry. They tried to escape but Joe Mattock was waiting, he immediately set about beating up a woman and a child, starting an unpleasant past time that eventually led to his downfall, after knocking them unconcious and he left them to Mandaric's sadistic whims. At first Milan was just going to shave their fur off, but he realised that it would grow back quickly, so he decided the only way to truly keep their image rights was to remove their skin, all of it, he keeps them in a cupboard at the KP along with that of the original Filbert as a warning to the current Mr F. T. Fox that he better not step out of line or it will be the peeler for him. So if you see 2 bloody lumps of muscle and sinew, skulking around the bins at the KP, don't be scared it just our loveable ex mascots, be sure to run up to them and give them a big a hug. can i have some of what your on?
Larry_LCFC Posted 19 January 2012 Posted 19 January 2012 Club sent out an email survey today asking what you want to change and see, especially on matchdays. Suggest it.... https://secure.crtviewpoint.com/OnlineSurvey/Default.aspx?Session=635e8bb4-0a17-4a2a-aaa3-004013a6d7e7
Captain... Posted 19 January 2012 Posted 19 January 2012 can i have some of what your on? I'm on an 8 hour binge of bored at work, I'm going to be coming down in about 15 minutes though.
evs_the_fox Posted 20 January 2012 Posted 20 January 2012 Play-off season (09/10) I sat in the Family stand a few times and Dennis was certainly in the concourse before the game/at half-time then. Don't remember seeing Vicki though...
Horibbly Wrong Posted 20 January 2012 Posted 20 January 2012 Are you trying to tell me Filbo isn't real? No, its a man dressed up
flowwolf Posted 20 January 2012 Posted 20 January 2012 What ever happened to Vicky and Dennis? They had to leave in disgrace after the new owners discovered they were the illegitimate offspring of none other than Basil Brush.
Bob Weasel Fox Posted 20 January 2012 Posted 20 January 2012 They had to leave in disgrace after the new owners discovered they were the illegitimate offspring of none other than Basil Brush. . . . . .dont be daft . . . . .
FoxesAreBlue Posted 20 January 2012 Posted 20 January 2012 No they are not dead, don't worry little ones, that is just their skin hanging in there, their bodies and souls are still roaming around the good shire of Leicester, when they were sacked Leicester City's chairman at the time claimed he still owned their image rights, so Vicki and Dennis were stripped of their Leicester City outfits and fired on the spot. Naked and shivering Mandaric kicked them out of the Walkers stadium exit. Naturally they were instantly recognised by some of the Leicester faithful buying overpriced tat from the gift shop and offered them sanctuary. Milan was angered by this, despite being stripped of the clubs colours they were still instantly recognisable and were trading off their image, which he owned. In his blind fury and rage at being out smarted by a couple of Foxes he arranged for his goons to pick them up and bring them back to the Walkers. Expecting to be reinstated as sidekicks to the loveable Filbert they agreed to meet Mandy, but when he arrived they could see that look in his eyes, that look that said he was out of his tiny little mind and he was angry. They tried to escape but Joe Mattock was waiting, he immediately set about beating up a woman and a child, starting an unpleasant past time that eventually led to his downfall, after knocking them unconcious and he left them to Mandaric's sadistic whims. At first Milan was just going to shave their fur off, but he realised that it would grow back quickly, so he decided the only way to truly keep their image rights was to remove their skin, all of it, he keeps them in a cupboard at the KP along with that of the original Filbert as a warning to the current Mr F. T. Fox that he better not step out of line or it will be the peeler for him. So if you see 2 bloody lumps of muscle and sinew, skulking around the bins at the KP, don't be scared it just our loveable ex mascots, be sure to run up to them and give them a big hug. Quite literally took the words out of my mouth... This
Webbo Posted 20 January 2012 Posted 20 January 2012 They had to leave in disgrace after the new owners discovered they were the illegitimate offspring of none other than Basil Brush. Boom! Boom!
Jace Posted 21 January 2012 Posted 21 January 2012 So Dennis was Filberts cousin and Vicki was Filberts girlfriend and they both went missing and have now been found skinned and hanging in Filberts dressing room? Seems pretty obviously to me Dennis and Vicky were having an affair and were planning to run away together (probably to Hull), Filbert found out about it skinned them both and hid the evidence in his dressing room? Shouldn't somebody call the police?
broughtonblue Posted 21 January 2012 Author Posted 21 January 2012 So Dennis was Filberts cousin and Vicki was Filberts girlfriend and they both went missing and have now been found skinned and hanging in Filberts dressing room? Seems pretty obviously to me Dennis and Vicky were having an affair and were planning to run away together (probably to Hull), Filbert found out about it skinned them both and hid the evidence in his dressing room? Shouldn't somebody call the police? Must have been filbert that skinned them as we haven't got any players/wingers who can skin anybody!
Jace Posted 22 January 2012 Posted 22 January 2012 Must have been filbert that skinned them as we haven't got any players/wingers who can skin anybody! if he should be anywhere right now its somewhere in midfield
Captain... Posted 22 January 2012 Posted 22 January 2012 Quite literally took the words out of my mouth... This Are you saying that you were just about to write the same thing, or you are speechless?
flowwolf Posted 22 January 2012 Posted 22 January 2012 I know for a fact that it is Kylie Minogue inside the Filbert fox costume. My mate tipped me off because his mate saw her getting into it before the Barnsley game. Apparently she's fallen on hard times and is up for doing anything to earn a crust. Just to make sure I wasn't having my leg pulled I snook into the changing rooms after the match and sniffed the costume crutch and sure enough there was the unmistakable pong of Kangaroo piss and a faint whiff om Micheal Hutchinson's semen.
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