flowwolf Posted 20 January 2012 Posted 20 January 2012 Can i shit on your chest, then lick your arse hole. I would imagine that would be a sure fire pick up line in Brighton.
LcFc_Smiv Posted 21 January 2012 Posted 21 January 2012 I can tell you from last nights experience "Is your skirt that short for a reason" doesn't go down too well!
bluediceman Posted 21 January 2012 Posted 21 January 2012 Your eyes are like spanners, when I look into them my nuts tighten!
SOCCERROO FOX Posted 22 January 2012 Posted 22 January 2012 Ever heard of a dutch rudder? Works in the male locker room. whats the success rate with that one?. I used to an absolute stunning bird a few months ago, she took it in good humour and have since become really good friends.
Alexikokopops Posted 22 January 2012 Posted 22 January 2012 I cannot wait until El Empty gets in here "welcome to A level history" We have a winner
foxfanazer Posted 24 January 2012 Posted 24 January 2012 Slap her on the arse and say "fancy a curry" you'll knock her bandy. Haha del boy
Bobcat Posted 24 January 2012 Posted 24 January 2012 I just shit my pants, can I get into yours? Does this rag smell of chloroform to you? Your shirt would look good on my bedroom floor.
Webbo Posted 24 January 2012 Posted 24 January 2012 Just go into a shop and sing 'I like old movies'.Always works on the advert.
bluediceman Posted 24 January 2012 Posted 24 January 2012 Fancy a shag? No? Will you lie down while I have one?
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