flowwolf Posted 20 January 2012 Posted 20 January 2012 If your fanny is as tight as my wallet your in !
SOCCERROO FOX Posted 20 January 2012 Posted 20 January 2012 Can i shit on your chest, then lick your arse hole.
The Doctor Posted 20 January 2012 Posted 20 January 2012 If I was an enzyme I'd be DNA helicase so I could unzip your genes. Hey 1/cos C, want a drink? I wish I was your derivative so I could lie tangent to your curves. You've got to be Sin2x + Cos2x 'cause you are the 1. If I were an endoplasmic reticulum would you want me rough or smooth? Nice dress, it would look even better accelerating towards my bedroom floor at 9.8 ms-2 Yeah - out-nerd me now biatches.
SOCCERROO FOX Posted 20 January 2012 Posted 20 January 2012 If I was an enzyme I'd be DNA helicase so I could unzip your genes. Hey 1/cos C, want a drink? I wish I was your derivative so I could lie tangent to your curves. You've got to be Sin2x + Cos2x 'cause you are the 1. If I were an endoplasmic reticulum would you want me rough or smooth? Nice dress, it would look even better accelerating towards my bedroom floor at 9.8 ms-2 Yeah - out-nerd me now biatches.
Fox in the North Posted 20 January 2012 Posted 20 January 2012 Excuse me are you doing drama degree? Could you act like you've not got a boyfriend?
FOX_TROT_07 Posted 20 January 2012 Author Posted 20 January 2012 Do you know you have over 250 bones in your body?? Would you like another one?
jonthefox Posted 20 January 2012 Posted 20 January 2012 Can i shit on your chest, then lick your arse hole. whats the success rate with that one?.
Nick Posted 20 January 2012 Posted 20 January 2012 You remind me of my big toe. Why? Because I'm small and cute? No, because I'll be banging you on my coffee table later.
cambridgefox Posted 20 January 2012 Posted 20 January 2012 "can you catch,because there's a couple of balls coming your way"
cambridgefox Posted 20 January 2012 Posted 20 January 2012 Let's not turn a rape into a murder... Whats the next line"does this chloroform smell off to you?"
Stay Positive Posted 20 January 2012 Posted 20 January 2012 Astonishingly, this one worked for a mate of mine: -You remind me of an egg -Why? -Because you're a cracking bird.
Webbo Posted 20 January 2012 Posted 20 January 2012 Do you sleep on your chest? no Do you mind if I do?
Knighton Matt Posted 20 January 2012 Posted 20 January 2012 "Let's not make this rape" "Can you hold my pint glass while I go for a s**t" Works every time...
Wycombe Fox Posted 20 January 2012 Posted 20 January 2012 Excuse me, I am about to go home to masturbate and needed a name to go with the face. You don't sweat much for a fat lass.
Wycombe Fox Posted 20 January 2012 Posted 20 January 2012 The most successful one for me was 'Hello, I'd like to dance with you but I can't as my thighs are bleeding so we'll have to talk instead'. That was nineteen years ago and we're still together
Bloomer Posted 20 January 2012 Posted 20 January 2012 Are you as good as the blokes say you are? or Nothing should come between us except a thin film of perspiration.
Captain... Posted 20 January 2012 Posted 20 January 2012 Boy: Hey sexy, do you wanna play rape? Girl: No! Boy: That's the spirit...
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