FOX_TROT_07 Posted 19 January 2012 Posted 19 January 2012 Anybody got any good ones? I'll start the ball rolling with a few cheesy ones •If I could re-arrange the alphabet I would put u and I together • bloke- ten ton polar bear Girl- what? Bloke- at least it broke the ice
ousefox Posted 19 January 2012 Posted 19 January 2012 Life without you would be like a broken pencil. Pointless.
HEGGSY Posted 19 January 2012 Posted 19 January 2012 Anybody got any good ones? I'll start the ball rolling with a few cheesy ones •If I could re-arrange the alphabet I would put u and I together • bloke- ten ton polar bear Girl- what? Bloke- at least it broke the ice You gonna use these when yur out on the pull then?
jonthefox Posted 19 January 2012 Posted 19 January 2012 Anybody got any good ones? I'll start the ball rolling with a few cheesy ones •If I could re-arrange the alphabet I would put u and I together • bloke- ten ton polar bear Girl- what? Bloke- at least it broke the ice Oh please.
LCFC_FAN_1995 Posted 19 January 2012 Posted 19 January 2012 *pooof* Im here.....so what are your other two wishes? Are you from Ireland? cause my penis is Dublin Got to love the hall pass movie!
ScouseFox Posted 19 January 2012 Posted 19 January 2012 I'm a great swimmer. Do you want me to show you the breast stroke?
Finnegan Posted 19 January 2012 Posted 19 January 2012 I hope you've got a shovel, 'cos I'm shit in bed.
Narborough_fox Posted 19 January 2012 Posted 19 January 2012 If you were a bogey I'd pick you first. You just turned my floppy disk into a hard drive. Did you just fart because you just blew me away.
Head Honcho Posted 19 January 2012 Posted 19 January 2012 If I said you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me?
Brown Fox Posted 19 January 2012 Posted 19 January 2012 Anybody got any good ones? I'll start the ball rolling with a few cheesy ones •If I could re-arrange the alphabet I would put u and I together • bloke- ten ton polar bear Girl- what? Bloke- at least it broke the ice Should be... -Hi, do you know how much a polar bear weighs? -No, how much? -Enough to break the ice, I'm Dave (or whatever anyone's name is)
Fox You Forest Posted 19 January 2012 Posted 19 January 2012 If you've lost your virginity, can I have the box it came in.
Yojoe36 Posted 19 January 2012 Posted 19 January 2012 "Suck me, beautiful!!" Anyone remember this line?? Oz was awesome
Unabomber Posted 19 January 2012 Posted 19 January 2012 shawty you looking kind of good over there you no what im saying. So how about. you no what im saying. me and you go back to the place. you know what im saying. sip some of that henny you know what im sayin. so we can do that grown up and you let me clap dem cheeks. you herd me works 99.9% time
AoWW Posted 19 January 2012 Posted 19 January 2012 Me and Libertine are ready when you are, darlin' Shouldn't that be "Libertine and I..."?
StanSP Posted 19 January 2012 Posted 19 January 2012 Here's a tip. If you're wanting to pull AOWW, get your grammar right!
Libertine Posted 19 January 2012 Posted 19 January 2012 Me and Libertine are ready when you are, darlin' What a team we would be, broski.
samlcfc1 Posted 19 January 2012 Posted 19 January 2012 You must be a parking ticket because you've got fine written all over you!
rico Posted 19 January 2012 Posted 19 January 2012 If I said you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me? i'm horny,horny,horny,horny
Langston Posted 19 January 2012 Posted 19 January 2012 'Alright, how's it going, I'm Ed.' Worked for me.
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