SOCCERROO FOX Posted 8 March 2012 Posted 8 March 2012 Is it the season to get married or have a baby? I've received 4 wedding invitations in the last 48 hours. Have 3 mates all going to seperate weddings this weekend 2 Mates bailed on a day at the races as they are going to seperate bucks parties this weekend I have 3 engagement parties in the next 4 weekends (only one is related to the 4 wedding invites i received) I'm attending 3 weddings (seperate to the top weddings) in the next 6 weeks. Pregancies Out of a department of 22 at work 4 pregnant women one just popped, 2 go on maternety leave today and another one in a fortnight. 2 Close friends are up the hilary duff one over due and another one in a week. 2 Cousins are due in 3 and 5 weeks, another cousin 5 months pregnant. What the hell is happening?
HEGGSY Posted 8 March 2012 Posted 8 March 2012 Is it the season to get married or have a baby? I've received 4 wedding invitations in the last 48 hours. Have 3 mates all going to seperate weddings this weekend 2 Mates bailed on a day at the races as they are going to seperate bucks parties this weekend I have 3 engagement parties in the next 4 weekends (only one is related to the 4 wedding invites i received) I'm attending 3 weddings (seperate to the top weddings) in the next 6 weeks. Pregancies Out of a department of 22 at work 4 pregnant women one just popped, 2 go on maternety leave today and another one in a fortnight. 2 Close friends are up the hilary duff one over due and another one in a week. 2 Cousins are due in 3 and 5 weeks, another cousin 5 months pregnant. What the hell is happening? Jesus That's beyond hectic.
Guest Posted 8 March 2012 Posted 8 March 2012 What the hell is happening? Everyone else is getting it, and you're not?
Zingari Posted 8 March 2012 Posted 8 March 2012 Is it the season to get married or have a baby? I've received 4 wedding invitations in the last 48 hours. Have 3 mates all going to seperate weddings this weekend 2 Mates bailed on a day at the races as they are going to seperate bucks parties this weekend I have 3 engagement parties in the next 4 weekends (only one is related to the 4 wedding invites i received) I'm attending 3 weddings (seperate to the top weddings) in the next 6 weeks. Pregancies Out of a department of 22 at work 4 pregnant women one just popped, 2 go on maternety leave today and another one in a fortnight. 2 Close friends are up the hilary duff one over due and another one in a week. 2 Cousins are due in 3 and 5 weeks, another cousin 5 months pregnant. What the hell is happening? pregnancy ? oh dear , i suppose you have to be told sometime when a man and a woman love each other very much.............
I am Rod Hull Posted 8 March 2012 Posted 8 March 2012 Is it the season to get married or have a baby? I've received 4 wedding invitations in the last 48 hours. Have 3 mates all going to seperate weddings this weekend 2 Mates bailed on a day at the races as they are going to seperate bucks parties this weekend I have 3 engagement parties in the next 4 weekends (only one is related to the 4 wedding invites i received) I'm attending 3 weddings (seperate to the top weddings) in the next 6 weeks. Pregancies Out of a department of 22 at work 4 pregnant women one just popped, 2 go on maternety leave today and another one in a fortnight. 2 Close friends are up the hilary duff one over due and another one in a week. 2 Cousins are due in 3 and 5 weeks, another cousin 5 months pregnant. What the hell is happening? How many are yours?
Master Fox Posted 8 March 2012 Posted 8 March 2012 Pretty disgusting statistics. You clearly have shit friends.
purpleronnie Posted 8 March 2012 Posted 8 March 2012 Everyone else is getting it, and you're not? or maybe he's gettin a lot.
SOCCERROO FOX Posted 8 March 2012 Author Posted 8 March 2012 Everyone else is getting it, and you're not? The issue is it's ruining my liver and my wallet in presents. Oh and one of the wedding invites was for my oldest mates wedding in Texas which is a bloody hike.
SOCCERROO FOX Posted 8 March 2012 Author Posted 8 March 2012 How many are yours? Thankfully none..............I hope!
Daggers Posted 8 March 2012 Posted 8 March 2012 Everyone else is getting it, and you're not? Just the comment I was about to type!
I am Rod Hull Posted 8 March 2012 Posted 8 March 2012 Thankfully none..............I hope! Really? I always had you down for a cousin fiddler... My mistake, I do apologise
Guest Posted 8 March 2012 Posted 8 March 2012 Just the comment I was about to type! You are me, remember. I would link to the post, but I've forgotten whose account I'm using.
Phube Posted 8 March 2012 Posted 8 March 2012 It's quite simple: it's the Ages of Man (or Woman)! Starts with going to: 1)Kiddy parties 2)18th parties 3)21st parties 4)Weddings 5)Christenings 6)50ths 7)Funerals You're at stages 4&5.
Master Fox Posted 8 March 2012 Posted 8 March 2012 It's quite simple: it's the Ages of Man (or Woman)! Starts with going to: 1)Kiddy parties 2)18th parties 3)21st parties 4)Weddings 5)Christenings 6)50ths 7)Funerals You're at stages 4&5. I still go to Kiddies parties, probably for the wrong reasons.
SOCCERROO FOX Posted 8 March 2012 Author Posted 8 March 2012 I still go to Kiddies parties, probably for the wrong reasons. A game of Doctors and Nurses.
Master Fox Posted 8 March 2012 Posted 8 March 2012 A game of Doctors and Nurses. Sleeping lions is my speciality
SOCCERROO FOX Posted 8 March 2012 Author Posted 8 March 2012 Sleeping lions is my speciality A game of "What's Master Fox hiding in his pants?"
Guest Posted 10 March 2012 Posted 10 March 2012 Weddings and Pregnancies. Both need more legislation. Weddings are an expensive waste of time, ridiculously costly now and a great way to start life together in debt. Use the money for something decent. And don't ask the parents to pay for your stupidity - most marriages don't last long anyway. Pregnanices - even worse. Parents should be strictly vetted. Teenage pregnancies vetoed. Forced sterilisation for the stupid, poor and criminally insane ... The world is overrun with idiots.
Daggers Posted 10 March 2012 Posted 10 March 2012 Weddings are ... ridiculously costly now and a great way to start life together in debt. Total bill for my wedding, rings, honeymoon and reception came to less than £400. Weddings are only costly if you buy into all the bullshit. The day should just be a celebration with family and mates. We borrowed the dress and a roller, got the venue, DJ and food for free. Used a registry office then went to a scummy budget B&B in Amsterdam. The only pricy bit was having my Sega, the games and all our CDs stolen while we were away.
Phube Posted 10 March 2012 Posted 10 March 2012 Total bill for my wedding, rings, honeymoon and reception came to less than £400. Weddings are only costly if you buy into all the bullshit. The day should just be a celebration with family and mates. We borrowed the dress and a roller, got the venue, DJ and food for free. Used a registry office then went to a scummy budget B&B in Amsterdam. The only pricy bit was having my Sega, the games and all our CDs stolen while we were away. Yup, we ALL know people with Rollers, venues and food to give away for free!!
Daggers Posted 10 March 2012 Posted 10 March 2012 Yup, we ALL know people with Rollers, venues and food to give away for free!! Venue was the local pub, the manager fancied my wife. Had a mate with a classic car and wife's Aunt worked for Cleo Lane. Found a bloke who was starting a catering business and could use our wedding to make a range of grub for photos/promotion purposes. Knew the local band promoter who obtained all the sounds for us. I think it can be done really cheaply people just need to make an effort, ask questions and be prepared to be cheeky.
Zingari Posted 10 March 2012 Posted 10 March 2012 I don't care how much people say they spend on the wedding day. You can spend a few hundred or many thousands, but the real cost of it comes later .
skinnydipper Posted 10 March 2012 Posted 10 March 2012 I don't care how much people say they spend on the wedding day. You can spend a few hundred or many thousands, but the real cost of it comes later .
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