The double entendre thread.

[Zingari]

have you tried gently stroking the scroll button ?

[ozleicester]

have you tried gently stroking the scroll button ?

The what button?.. first ive heard of this

[cambridgefox]

have you tried gently stroking the scroll button ?

Something is happening to my hard drive!

[Saxondale]

I'm no expert, but maybe you need to get someone to boot your floppy to get your hard drive to respond.

[nothin2seehere]

I've heard the new Windows has a backdoor exploit. My ports are being probed as we speak.

[Parafox]

hold your space bar, then control and enter

Dear God, it's like a Carry on Quotes/seaside postcard thread!

Piston broke... yeah, sho am I.. hic

[Zingari]

Dear God, it's like a Carry on Quotes/seaside postcard thread!

Piston broke... yeah, sho am I.. hic

I was thinking more like Donald McGill seaside postcards such as;

Attractive busty young girl ( being held in water by lusty looking lifeguard )

“ will I really sink if you take your finger out Mr Horniman”

or;

lusty lifeguard “ if I rescue you , what’s in it for me?”

busty girl “ sand mister”

[Parafox]

Donald McGill was imprisoned for some of his work, it was considered highly offensive...yet it's nothing by todays standards

Anyway...

Clair Frisby talking about a jumbo hot dog on Look North said: "There's nothing like a big hot sausage inside you on a cold night like this."

And of course... Mrs Slocombes pussy... (If you dont know what I mean, ask yer dad)

[Trav Le Bleu]

Can you squeeze a small one in?

That's what she said!

[HEGGSY]

That's what she said!

WAHEEEYYY!

[Orkneyfox]

For lent, I decided to give up sexual innuendos.

It was so hard.

[Guest Bilo]