jonthefox Posted 10 April 2012 Posted 10 April 2012 Following through from the pun thread.i hope you dont find this one too hard.
acooling08 Posted 10 April 2012 Posted 10 April 2012 Football related: - He's highly skilled inside the box - He put it straight down the goalies throat! - He's giving the female linesman a mouthful! - He just slid in from behind! - He's got the hardest tackle in the league! - He's slipped it between the goalkeeper's legs! - His manager's always pulling him off. Shamelessly stolen from a birthday card.
Captain... Posted 10 April 2012 Posted 10 April 2012 The Inn Uendo: Punter walks in looks at the cocktail menu and asks the barmaid for a Double Entendre. So she gives him one.
Guest MattP Posted 10 April 2012 Posted 10 April 2012 A bloke asked me for one of these today.... So I gave him one.
StanSP Posted 10 April 2012 Posted 10 April 2012 The Inn Uendo: Punter walks in looks at the cocktail menu and asks the barmaid for a Double Entendre. So she gives him one. In your endo!
jonthefox Posted 10 April 2012 Author Posted 10 April 2012 I knew you lads wouldn't be able to pull it off.
Zingari Posted 10 April 2012 Posted 10 April 2012 I knew you lads wouldn't be able to pull it off. we bend over backwards to please you jon
Trav Le Bleu Posted 10 April 2012 Posted 10 April 2012 we bend over backwards to please you jon That's it Zin, give it everything you've got.
jonthefox Posted 10 April 2012 Author Posted 10 April 2012 Rating this thread out of 10, I'd give it one! Dont be too hard on me phube.
Saxondale Posted 10 April 2012 Posted 10 April 2012 I'd better make this a good post because my arse is on the line and I don't want any cock-ups.
ozleicester Posted 11 April 2012 Posted 11 April 2012 I really wasnt going to bother coming in here. But before i knew it,i was in and pounding on the keyboard.
Zingari Posted 11 April 2012 Posted 11 April 2012 I really wasnt going to bother coming in here. But before i knew it,i was in and pounding on the keyboard. hold your space bar, then control and enter
ozleicester Posted 11 April 2012 Posted 11 April 2012 hold your space bar, then control and enter hmm ok... space...now, where is control?..ive lost control... damn.... sorry
Zingari Posted 11 April 2012 Posted 11 April 2012 hmm ok... space...now, where is control?..ive lost control... damn.... sorry that's ok it happens to lots of men , let's try again pause break ............insert .......home
cambridgefox Posted 11 April 2012 Posted 11 April 2012 that's ok it happens to lots of men , let's try again pause break ............insert .......home hmm ok... space...now, where is control?..ive lost control... damn.... sorry sometimes tapping the BACKSPACE quickly helps me!
Captain... Posted 11 April 2012 Posted 11 April 2012 This thread has been an anticlimax, I really expected posters of your experience to be able to pull it off.
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