Death

[NorthernFox]

Doing lines off the tits of a supermodel while taking her twin sister from behind.

Petrifying.

Sounds like 1998 Can't see much of that happening in Northamptonshire 2012!

Seriously, I have very few relatives left older than me and I'm only 46. I have lost both parents (Dad not so long ago) and with every year that passes my own mortality becomes more of an issue.

[Rincewind]

I accept the inevitable with a pesimistic optimism.

[Soar Fox]

I'm not scared of my own death, but the thought of losing my mum, dad and sisters scares me the most.

[Zingari]

Just as a matter of interest , does anyone believe in some sort of afterlife?

If there is one , I promise that after my demise I'll try and let you know .

I'll try not to put the willies up you or anything .

[Nick]

Just as a matter of interest , does anyone believe in some sort of afterlife?

If there is one , I promise that after my demise I'll try and let you know .

I'll try not to put the willies up you or anything .

If there is an afterlife, why do you have to go and make it all homosexual?

[Zingari]

If there is an afterlife, why do you have to go and make it all homosexual?

Have you got a problem with a homosexual afterlife ?

I suppose you'll be putting in complaints about us coupling up with goats in the fiery inferno next !!

[Nick]

Well that's going to scare some posters on here.

Have you got a problem with a homosexual afterlife ?

I suppose you'll be putting in complaints about us coupling up with goats in the fiery inferno next !!

If they weren't afraid of dying before they will be now they know you've arranged a homosexual afterlife for us all.

I still can't believe you're in charge.

[Zingari]

Well that's going to scare some posters on here.

If they weren't afraid of dying before they will be now they know you've arranged a homosexual afterlife for us all.

I still can't believe you're in charge.

No no no , you do me a gross injustice , I wouldn’t like to think of myself as “in charge†, but more like a sort of perverted malign full global spectrum dictator.

I don't know where in Hades this thread is leading to now

[Nick]

[MooseBreath]

I just want to be a ghost. I can't imagine ever getting bored of the shit you could get up to if you were a ghost.

[21st Century Fox]

I just want to be a ghost. I can't imagine ever getting bored of the shit you could get up to if you were a ghost.

Ghost Dad starring Bill Cosby has convinced me it would be amazing. You get to wear your own clothes too!

[Zingari]

Walking through walls and unopened doors would be good.

I don’t mean walking through them in a way that means you spend all the next day at B&Q buying plasterboard and wallpaper to repair the hole.

[21st Century Fox]

If you're a ghost can you go anywhere you like or are you confined to where you died?

Say I die in a freak accident in a Lithuaian brothel, am I only able to haunt that particular brothel or can I visit other brothels around Eastern Europe?

[DANGEROUS TIGER]

I don't think death in itself is worrying, but the manner in which death occurs is more to the point.

[Zingari]

If you're a ghost can you go anywhere you like or are you confined to where you died?

Say I die in a freak accident in a Lithuaian brothel, am I only able to haunt that particular brothel or can I visit other brothels around Eastern Europe?

I can’t imagine any sort of man made international borders are in effect in the afterlife.

It seems only logical that not only will you be able to haunt any brothel in Eastern Europe that takes your fancy, but you’ll be able to go to France or Spain if you want.

I’d prefer it if you didn’t come here to the UK though, because if I’ve paid a good wedge for a shag I don’t want to be looking over my shoulder and thinking you’re looking down at me in a rather sniffy way thinking you could do better if you were still corporeal .

[Nick]

I can’t imagine any sort of man made international borders are in effect in the afterlife.

It seems only logical that not only will you be able to haunt any brothel in Eastern Europe that takes your fancy, but you’ll be able to go to France or Spain if you want.

I’d prefer it if you didn’t come here to the UK though, because if I’ve paid a good wedge for a shag I don’t want to be looking over my shoulder and thinking you’re looking down at me in a rather sniffy way thinking you could do better if you were still corporeal .

And this is why you're in charge.

[Captain...]

If you're a ghost can you go anywhere you like or are you confined to where you died?

Say I die in a freak accident in a Lithuaian brothel, am I only able to haunt that particular brothel or can I visit other brothels around Eastern Europe?

I think ghosts are generally tied to somewhere where they had a strong presence or attachment in their life, for example you may die peacefully in your retirement home in Cambodia, but end up drawn to the King Power stadium as that is where you will have the closest attachment. You will not be bound by physical limitations, but you can use the ghost train to travel long distances. You may be tied to the KP until you see us win the FA cup, then your life will be complete and you can pass into Zingari's evil clutches.

Alternatively if your death in a Lithuanian brothel is in some way mysterious, you may find your ghostly form tied to it until you can find peace or get revenge on the hairy Lithuanian prostitute that strangled you with her thighs.

[21st Century Fox]

I can’t imagine any sort of man made international borders are in effect in the afterlife.

It seems only logical that not only will you be able to haunt any brothel in Eastern Europe that takes your fancy, but you’ll be able to go to France or Spain if you want.

I’d prefer it if you didn’t come here to the UK though, because if I’ve paid a good wedge for a shag I don’t want to be looking over my shoulder and thinking you’re looking down at me in a rather sniffy way thinking you could do better if you were still corporeal .

Do ghosts walk or fly? I'm not a huge fan of flying. Do ghosts suffer from vertigo?

I don't need to look to give a ghostly prostate massage.

[21st Century Fox]

I think ghosts are generally tied to somewhere where they had a strong presence or attachment in their life, for example you may die peacefully in your retirement home in Cambodia, but end up drawn to the King Power stadium as that is where you will have the closest attachment. You will not be bound by physical limitations, but you can use the ghost train to travel long distances. You may be tied to the KP until you see us win the FA cup, then your life will be complete and you can pass into Zingari's evil clutches.

Alternatively if your death in a Lithuanian brothel is in some way mysterious, you may find your ghostly form tied to it until you can find peace or get revenge on the hairy Lithuanian prostitute that strangled you with her thighs.

Y..yes.... her......

[Nick]

Y..yes.... her......

[Zingari]

I think ghosts are generally tied to somewhere where they had a strong presence or attachment in their life, for example you may die peacefully in your retirement home in Cambodia, but end up drawn to the King Power stadium as that is where you will have the closest attachment. You will not be bound by physical limitations, but you can use the ghost train to travel long distances. You may be tied to the KP until you see us win the FA cup, then your life will be complete and you can pass into Zingari's evil clutches.

Alternatively if your death in a Lithuanian brothel is in some way mysterious, you may find your ghostly form tied to it until you can find peace or get revenge on the hairy Lithuanian prostitute that strangled you with her thighs.

It’s not my evil clutches that he need worry about , it’s my evil crankshaft and pistons that brings

tears to the eyes .

[Ashley]

Ive already died once I had a serious Asthma attack when I was 9, I went into respiratory arrest and cardiac arrest was out for about 5 or so minutes before they brought me back.

I can remember my Dad and Granddad at the time trying to keep me awake by showing me the Walkers Stadium ground plans what was in the Mercury that day then in fainted. I woke up two weeks later after being in a controlled coma in ITU.

I'm honestly scared about death not so much dying but remembering the people I love. Who knows there may be an afterlife and I honestly think there is one or spirits as such.

[Nick]

Are you saying that people bored you in to a coma using the walkers stadium blueprints. Sounds quite plausible to me.

[THEBIGJOHNSTEADER;]

I get scared thinking about all the sexy ladies that will live after I am gone and thus wont be able to make love to

[Rincewind]

Those sexy ladies might be the cause of your early demise. Go celbate and you won't have to worry about all the women you will miss when you are gone.