Tielemans63 Posted 11 June 2012 Posted 11 June 2012 The chances of you dieing as you drive home are low - but it's possible I made it. Although there's always tomorrow morning....
Petchy Posted 11 June 2012 Posted 11 June 2012 This is the point where I really should be de-registering. Jesus wept, a death thread. Really?!
Fox92 Posted 11 June 2012 Posted 11 June 2012 Eternity scares me. Being dead forever and not being is hard to get the head around, but then so is the alternative. Ideally being able to "pop back for a bit" every few hundred years to see how everyone's getting on would be great! Agreed.
Daggers Posted 11 June 2012 Posted 11 June 2012 This is the point where I really should be de-registering. Jesus wept, a death thread. Really?! Would you like a memorial thread for after you're gone?
Petchy Posted 11 June 2012 Posted 11 June 2012 Would you like a memorial thread for after you're gone? Just a wreath would be nice.
Rincewind Posted 11 June 2012 Posted 11 June 2012 I'd like people to say how wonderful I am before I depart. At least I'll be able to determine the genuine from the ones who are trying to get their post counts up.
Vacamion Posted 11 June 2012 Posted 11 June 2012 I watched my father rot from the inside and suffer over 6 months a humiliating, painful, drawn out battle with cancer that he was told he could never win. He was told when the terminal diagnosis came in that there were no spaces in any hospice, despite having worked and paid taxes his whole life. He had been working the week before the diagnosis. So, when he couldn't manage at home any more, he was moved to an NHS hospital ward, surrounded by mad shouty old blokes wandering about the ward in their underwear (he was only 60), fed shitey food, occasionally neglected and left in his own filth, he was prodded and poked by various specialists until the very end when it was never going to do him any good. He didn't get the dignified death anyone would want for themselves. We kept begging the doctors for more morphine for him when he was in the last few days and lay there moaning in pain. He had to be given water to drink via a sponge on a stick. At various times I wanted to smother the poor old bleeder and put him out of his misery. A few weeks before the end, the toxins his failing organs couldn't deal with got into his brain and he went doolally, paranoid and upset. He was convinced that the nurses were going to kill him. None of the medical experts told us that this can be a side effect of kidney failure. Having witnessed a lot of this, frankly, a quick death would be a blessing for anyone and if I am ever diagnosed with a terminal illness I sort my affairs out and then quickly seek out the hemlock... Enjoy life while you can, people, as the end can be shitty.
Guest Basildon Fox Posted 12 June 2012 Posted 12 June 2012 Since my grandad died when I was 11 I have always had a fear of death. I think what frightens me the most is that I can think, feel, smell etc and all of a sudden nothing. Eternal nothingness. If you get reincarnated what would you like to come back as? Or What happens to your spirit when you die? Does this spirit exist?
Daggers Posted 12 June 2012 Posted 12 June 2012 Woohoo, fvck you all, I'm going to be around forever!
Mark_w Posted 12 June 2012 Posted 12 June 2012 Woohoo, fvck you all, I'm going to be around forever! That's good news for me as well .
Trav Le Bleu Posted 12 June 2012 Posted 12 June 2012 Woohoo, fvck you all, I'm going to be around forever! Wow! "Children genetically similar to parents" news shock! I'm more concerned with the Leicester Mockery running a headline that says, "LCFC Fan Site inundated with death threats!" It's only one letter out.
Zingari Posted 12 June 2012 Posted 12 June 2012 if you want to live longer cut your bollox off http://www.independent.co.uk/life-style/life-without-sex--it-just-seems-longer-1262927.html
Mark_w Posted 12 June 2012 Posted 12 June 2012 Wow! "Children genetically similar to parents" news shock! That's not what it's saying.
Trav Le Bleu Posted 12 June 2012 Posted 12 June 2012 That's not what it's saying. My bad - the headline was rather misleading though. When will we be getting telomere transplants?
pSinatra Posted 12 June 2012 Posted 12 June 2012 Woohoo, fvck you all, I'm going to be around forever! My grandad was only 39 when I was born!! Might have to go with Zingari's suggestion? Either way.........I'm fooked!!
Guest Posted 12 June 2012 Posted 12 June 2012 if you want to live longer cut your bollox off http://www.independe...er-1262927.html If you want to live longer:
pSinatra Posted 12 June 2012 Posted 12 June 2012 If you want to live longer: preferable to the alternative
Guest Posted 12 June 2012 Posted 12 June 2012 preferable to the alternative Removal of wisdom teeth works as well?
SOCCERROO FOX Posted 13 June 2012 Posted 13 June 2012 Just hope i look back on life and i've made a good stint of it.
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