Anyone fancy a crack.....

[Reynard Bleu]

... at this?

http://news.sky.com/story/989653/tycoon-offers-40m-dowry-for-lesbian-daughter

[glenny_fox]

As long as he pays for my plane ticket out there!

[MooseBreath]

All that silly dyke needs a bit of Leicester cock. Send her to me, Mr chao.

[davelcfc100]

dont fall for it, this is a con!!! the plan is to marry her get the 40 million and disappear this wont happen, you will get married then she will divorce you,this meaning she will take you for every penny youve got and the £40 million back, I warned you all 1st

[Captain...]

That is just depressing.

[marko]

dont fall for it, this is a con!!! the plan is to marry her get the 40 million and disappear this wont happen, you will get married then she will divorce you,this meaning she will take you for every penny youve got and the £40 million back, I warned you all 1st

And there was me just booking tickets with BA!

Thanks for the heads up!

[Zingari]

i'd marry her and she could shag who she wants

[Captain...]

i'd marry her and she could shag who she wants

...as long as you can watch.

[davieG]

i'd marry her and she could shag who she wants

Are you offering Mrs Zingari (assuming there is one) as part of a deal

[Zingari]

...as long as you can watch.

i might just pop my head round the door to keep my eye on a bit girl on girl action .

s'all according how good looking they are really

[Kitchandro]

Can I just have £20m if I convince her to bat for both sides at the same time?

[Zingari]

Are you offering Mrs Zingari (assuming there is one) as part of a deal

for that sort of money mrs Zingari would willingly give me a quickie ( divorce not shag) so long as she got some guarantee of sharing the dowry

[THEFATBASTARD]

I would go for it...but Ive got no chance. Once I drop my trousers and she gets a butchers at my dreadnaught she will be off like a whippet.. Its not fair.

[Jace]

I'll tell her it's OK because I am a lesbian too

[Guest]

There isn't same sex marriage in France.

There's something call PAX which is a sharing of rights for things like tax etc... but not actual marriage.

So I guess the Dad is right as far as that goes.

I'll pop round to see her at the weekend and let you guys know how things stand (if you get what I mean).

[Mack]

I think you'll find it's his daughter that prefers a juicy crack.

[z-layrex]

I think you'll find it's his daughter that prefers a juicy crack.

For ****s sake

[21st Century Fox]

Sacha Baron Cohen is making this into a film currently titled "The Lesbian".