What have you learnt today?

[FoxesAreBlue]

Who the **** is it on MOTD that pronounces it like that? It's been getting on my wick for the last couple of years.

Whichever commentator was on the Everton game last night

[Saxondale]

That Phil Jagielka is now apparently known as Yagyelka, who knew?

Who the **** is it on MOTD that pronounces it like that? It's been getting on my wick for the last couple of years.

Is it the same bloke who used used to say Julian Yoakeem?

[Jimothy]

Who the **** is it on MOTD that pronounces it like that? It's been getting on my wick for the last couple of years.

It was Guy Mowbray I think.

[FoxyPV]

That it is possible to eat too much garlic and chilli in the one day.

[Parafox]

That it is possible to eat too much garlic and chilli in the one day.

Is that your green face or Mrs FoxyPV?

[Jon the Hat]

I've learnt that Cooling really is a bottomless pool of cvntishness and fvcking massive stupidity.

Don't talk shit. You knew that already.

[The Doctor]

There isn't a drink out there that doesn't benefit from being irished up. Hot Chocolate with a dash of single malt

[Saxondale]

There isn't a drink out there that doesn't benefit from being irished up. Hot Chocolate with a dash of single malt

Irish Lemsip?

EDIT

Note to self: Try Irish Lemsip.

[The Doctor]

Irish Lemsip?

EDIT

Note to self: Try Irish Lemsip.

Lemsip's already shit, there's nowhere to go but up.

[Parafox]

• Airborne bacteria from a flushing toilet can reach a toothbrush placed within six feet.
  
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• The distance droplets can travel after a cough or sneeze: 3 – 12 feet.
  
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• The number of germs, per square inch, on a toilet seat: 49. The number of germs, per square inch, on an office telephone: 25,000.
  
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• One third of men don't wash their hands after using the toilet. (that you, Moosebreath? )
  
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• Unfortunately, germs can stick to food dropped on the floor in less than five seconds
  

[THEFATBASTARD]

Doing any business with a friend is a real no no...NEVER do it ...they don't mix..

[Parafox]

Actress Uma Thurman's father was the first known Westerner to become a Tibetan Buddhist monk.

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[Reynard Bleu]

Yesterday, I became acutely aware that codeine and 8.2% Cornish Scrumpy are not ideal bedfellows.

[stix]

• Unfortunately, germs can stick to food dropped on the floor in less than five seconds
  

I've always stuck to the 3 second rule where this is concerned. 4 seconds is just plain disgusting.

[MooseBreath]

Funnily enough I often don't wash my hands after I've used a public toilet. I trust my own hygiene more than I trust the hygiene of the thousands of people who have had their hands all over the taps and on the door handles etc

[Zingari]

Someone once did an experiment in a public toilet ,whereby they put a notice up saying " wash your hands" and then counted the amount of people who did ( I can't remember how)

They then put the same notice up but with a picture of pair of eyes looking out from the sign .

The amount of people washing their hands rose dramatically because of this minor alteration in the sign .

[Daggers]

Don't post like a cunt!

[Zingari]

Don't post like a ****!

if only it were that simple

[Daggers]

if only it were that simple

Certainly never works for me.

[Zingari]

Mexico is officially called the United States of Mexico .

There are moves to rename it as simply Mexico

[Jimothy]

Mexico is officially called the United States of Mexico .

There are moves to rename it as simply Mexico

Pedant alert!

I thought it was officially the United Mexican States.

[Zingari]

Pedant alert!

I thought it was officially the United Mexican States.

yes ok

I suppose if you want to be really really pedantic it is officially "Estados Unidos Mexicanos" so whichever translation is more correct of that then

but either way i didn't know that

[Guest]

yes ok

I suppose if you want to be really really pedantic it is officially "Estados Unidos Mexicanos" so whichever translation is more correct of that then

but either way i didn't know that

Was in the news about a week ago;

[Zingari]

Was in the news about a week ago;

My internet connection is slow .

[Rincewind]

I've learnt from Moose that pensioners would have to live to about 150 before they have paid enough tax and NI to be able to stat drawing OAP.

:)