Rincewind Posted 1 December 2012 Posted 1 December 2012 My internet connection is slow . So's mine yet it's supposed to have been upgraded. Could be my PC's hard drive is full of crap.
BunkMoreland Posted 1 December 2012 Posted 1 December 2012 I've learnt from Moose that pensioners would have to live to about 150 before they have paid enough tax and NI to be able to stat drawing OAP. :) Fair play, you are starting to act like a proper journalist now. Taking what people say and twisting into something completely different. A useful skill if employed well. There's hope for you yet old friend.
FoxyPV Posted 23 January 2013 Author Posted 23 January 2013 There are more openly gay MPs in the Tory party than the rest of parliament combined.
lavrentis Posted 23 January 2013 Posted 23 January 2013 Pretty much learnt a large portion of one of my modules in just over a week.
jonthefox Posted 23 January 2013 Posted 23 January 2013 I learnt never to wear trainers in deep snow.
Captain... Posted 24 January 2013 Posted 24 January 2013 Japan has the longest life expectancy in the world, so much for working themselves to death,
SOCCERROO FOX Posted 24 January 2013 Posted 24 January 2013 That i'm a decent cook when i want to be.
lavrentis Posted 24 January 2013 Posted 24 January 2013 Japan has the longest life expectancy in the world, so much for working themselves to death, working 'til the death!
Captain... Posted 24 January 2013 Posted 24 January 2013 People in Derby speak funny: They mash their tea, They have a fuddle (everyone brings in some food to share) They call a horse, a bobo Weird.
21st Century Fox Posted 24 January 2013 Posted 24 January 2013 People in Derby speak funny: They mash their tea, They have a fuddle (everyone brings in some food to share) They call a horse, a bobo Weird. They call 6 toes, normal.
The Doctor Posted 24 January 2013 Posted 24 January 2013 Turkish people are really ****ing whiney and stupid: http://www.sodahead....estion-3477223/ Waaaah! They made a model of something from a film, and it looks like a religious building, the racist bastards.
I am Rod Hull Posted 24 January 2013 Posted 24 January 2013 People in Derby speak funny: They mash their tea, They have a fuddle (everyone brings in some food to share) They call a horse, a bobo Weird. South Derbyshire... Horse = hoss Rat = rot Onion = onyun Rain = reen Food = snap Common wren = 3 fingered maginty What are you up to = wotyonweeee
Webbo Posted 24 January 2013 Posted 24 January 2013 People in Derby speak funny: They mash their tea, They have a fuddle (everyone brings in some food to share) They call a horse, a bobo Weird. I mash tea.
Parafox Posted 24 January 2013 Posted 24 January 2013 I mash tea. Me too.. but then I brew it as well sometimes.
Webbo Posted 24 January 2013 Posted 24 January 2013 South Derbyshire... Horse = hoss Rat = rot Onion = onyun Rain = reen Food = snap Common wren = 3 fingered maginty What are you up to = wotyonweeee Sheep=wife
Parafox Posted 24 January 2013 Posted 24 January 2013 Not to let your wife find that DVD your mate gave you ages ago and you forgot was there...
The Doctor Posted 24 January 2013 Posted 24 January 2013 Not to let your wife find that DVD your mate gave you ages ago and you forgot was there... So, she's not a fan of torture porn then? Anyway - I've learned that microwaving popcorn results in either it not popping at all, or it catching fire. There is no mid-point.
Saxondale Posted 24 January 2013 Posted 24 January 2013 That the security bloke in Tesco has the cameras that display at his lectern zoomed in on the self-service checkout screens to watch out for people trying to pull a fast one.
Jimothy Posted 24 January 2013 Posted 24 January 2013 That the security bloke in Tesco has the cameras that display at his lectern zoomed in on the self-service checkout screens to watch out for people trying to pull a fast one. What were you trying to steal?
ozleicester Posted 25 January 2013 Posted 25 January 2013 People in Derby speak funny: They mash their tea, They have a fuddle (everyone brings in some food to share) They call a horse, a bobo Weird. To be fair, i never did and never will come to terms with the Lestoh pronunciation of... Belvoir... How the Fook does that become........ Beaver?? Oh and i learnt that a coffee and walnut cake a 11am with a cup of tea is delicious
Rincewind Posted 25 January 2013 Posted 25 January 2013 That some people are less likely to find a jfull time job than me. It cheered me up a little before I realised it was Lamby.
Wycombe Fox Posted 25 January 2013 Posted 25 January 2013 I learnt how to dish-up soup. Thank God for 'serving suggestions'.
Guest MattP Posted 25 January 2013 Posted 25 January 2013 That I could live in Sydney. Definitely. I thought the same when I was there, wonderful place. Have you had a walk down the rocks yet near the Opera house? One of the most beautiful parts of the World.
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