The People's Hero Posted 7 December 2012 Posted 7 December 2012 Your dream night out with fringe 90's Leicester stars. I'm not going to share the full details of mine yet, but it does involve a ski lesson on the dry ski slopes with a coy but assured Franck Rolling and a tipsy Gavin Ward.
Guest MattP Posted 7 December 2012 Posted 7 December 2012 Your dream night out with fringe 90's Leicester stars. I'm not going to share the full details of mine yet, but it does involve a ski lesson on the dry ski slopes with a coy but assured Franck Rolling and a tipsy Gavin Ward. I hope this was inspired by Aftab Habib. Right mine is a nice dinner evening, compared by Arlo White, the music is (obviously) provided by Mark Morrison who leaves for his 8pm curfew after the starter has been done. At the table is a host of sporting stars. Alan Mullally tells us about being the worst bowler in ashes history while Jimmy Willis describes just what happened in that play off final, most people think Walshy was our greatest centre back of that era but Jimmy tells us how aggrieved he is as that as he stole the show that day. Chris Pyatt tells us theirs some aggro on the door as Mike Galloway and Brian Carey have got into a scuffle.......... I need to think about this more over the weekend......
GLC Posted 7 December 2012 Posted 7 December 2012 A night out with Paul Dickov, Frank Sinclair and Keith Gillespie in La Manga......
The People's Hero Posted 7 December 2012 Author Posted 7 December 2012 A night out with Paul Dickov, Frank Sinclair and Keith Gillespie in La Manga...... Are you that black prostitute?
Guest MattP Posted 7 December 2012 Posted 7 December 2012 A night out with Paul Dickov, Frank Sinclair and Keith Gillespie in La Manga...... Steffen Freund was the one who got the shag consensually you dirty bastard.
Brenfox Posted 7 December 2012 Posted 7 December 2012 I say next to Franck Rolling in a cinema watching the movie Seven. It was the highlight of my life.
Guest Posted 7 December 2012 Posted 7 December 2012 I say next to Franck Rolling in a cinema watching the movie Seven. It was the highlight of my life. why? Did he have roving hands?
Brenfox Posted 7 December 2012 Posted 7 December 2012 He offered me some of his popcorn. There's was something strange in the bottom of the tub & the popcorn tasted very salty.
Guest Posted 7 December 2012 Posted 7 December 2012 Stuart Hamill (before the 90's but not too long) came to me for a Flat with his girlfriend.
Finnegan Posted 7 December 2012 Posted 7 December 2012 I bet Lee Philpott cooks a mean lasagne. I don't actually have a reason to suspect this but I'm sure he does. Actually, if you squint, Lee Philpott looks a bit like you, Woolers.
Guest Bilo Posted 7 December 2012 Posted 7 December 2012 Franz Carr is my wingman with David Speedie getting the drinks in for the lads. Using some seriously nuclear chat-up lines, I end up plums deep in some girl who bears a passing resemblance to the ginger one from Girls Aloud. The lads are impressed, seriously impressed. These are Russell Hoult, Gary Coatsworth and Colin Hill. The other Colin, Gibson, is stroking his still luxuriant mullet after saving me from a somewhat awkward moment with David Oldfield earlier in the night. Not tonight Dave. Not tonight. After meeting up with a disgustingly drunk David Lowe and bumping into Graham Fenton in Spearmint Rhino, I decide it's time to call a cab. Then Jimmy Willis picks us up in his cab and the fun really begins. Sam McMahon and Julian Watts just happen to be in the same cab, with a couple of attractive but extremely slutty and drunk strippers. McMahon has at least two fingers in the blonde's dripping gash and Watts is still licking his fingers with a kebab wrapper on the floor of the Peugeot 406. Which kebab juice he is licking from his fingers remains unclear. Suddenly there is a bang. Bugger me, we've hit someone! As he stands up, we notice that it's only Neil Lewis! He stands up, casually dusts himself down and begins urinating down the drain. 'Oi! Neil!' shouts Gibson, 'Meet you back at the Travelodge, pick up some tarts on the way my son!' We arrive at the Travelodge, and then things get messy.
Finnegan Posted 7 December 2012 Posted 7 December 2012 I think Bilo's done this before. I seriously suspect he writes erotic fiction for 90s sporting icons.
Saxondale Posted 8 December 2012 Posted 8 December 2012 Tobogganing with Željko Kalac. He'd require a specially adapted toboggan, given his freakish proportions.
Captain... Posted 8 December 2012 Posted 8 December 2012 He'd require a specially adapted toboggan, given his freakish proportions. He is the toboggan and 21st Century Fox is riding him. http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=toboggan
Saxondale Posted 8 December 2012 Posted 8 December 2012 I have Franck Rolling's autograph, everybody. Read and weep.
21st Century Fox Posted 8 December 2012 Posted 8 December 2012 He is the toboggan and 21st Century Fox is riding him. http://www.urbandict...p?term=toboggan He played for Milan, who wouldn't?!
Captain... Posted 8 December 2012 Posted 8 December 2012 He played for Milan, who wouldn't?! I wouldn't, he is well down on the list of ex-Leicester players I would engage in sexual activity with, especially if he is in proportion, he's gotta be packing a monster down there.
21st Century Fox Posted 8 December 2012 Posted 8 December 2012 I wouldn't, he is well down on the list of ex-Leicester players I would engage in sexual activity with, especially if he is in proportion, he's gotta be packing a monster down there. How about Pegguy? You get to keep a pair of his leggings after.
Saxondale Posted 8 December 2012 Posted 8 December 2012 How about Pegguy? You get to keep a pair of his leggings after. Yep. Bagsy Pegguy.
Turtles Head Posted 8 December 2012 Posted 8 December 2012 Easy. A night in playing Twister with Mark de Vries and Tricky Trev.
BoneDog Posted 8 December 2012 Posted 8 December 2012 Drayton Manor firework and bonfire display with Richard Smith.
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