StanSP Posted 16 April 2013 Posted 16 April 2013 There's no shops near the General that one could walk to in a dressing gown. Imagine he's got a drip attached too!! Wonder how he got on. Tragically, the patient was not able to purchase any cigarettes in the end. Not one member of public helped him out. The world is a horrible place.
Parafox Posted 16 April 2013 Posted 16 April 2013 Tragically, the patient was not able to purchase any cigarettes in the end. Not one member of public helped him out. The world is a horrible place. Ah ha.. I've just seen his updated post above. I see he is from Hinckley... must be a 60 a day guy.
Guest Posted 16 April 2013 Posted 16 April 2013 Tragically, the patient was not able to purchase any cigarettes in the end. Not one member of public helped him out. The world is a horrible place. I'm amazed somebody didn't help him. I thought the average FTer was a good guy.
Parafox Posted 16 April 2013 Posted 16 April 2013 I'm amazed somebody didn't help him. I thought the average FTer was a good guy. Maybe something to do with the mental age of some on here that means they're too young to buy ciggys
StanSP Posted 16 April 2013 Posted 16 April 2013 I'm amazed somebody didn't help him. I thought the average FTer was a good guy. I know. So many helpful folk on here but maybe it's just an Internet facade?! Who would ever do that and hide behind a computer screen ?
Zingari Posted 16 April 2013 Posted 16 April 2013 Who twisted it? I was thinking the same thing !! is there a phantom testicle twister on the loose ?
Parafox Posted 16 April 2013 Posted 16 April 2013 I was thinking the same thing !! is there a phantom testicle twister on the loose ? And I was wondering how can you smoke a ciggy if all you can manage is a sharp intake of breath?
chapero82 Posted 16 April 2013 Author Posted 16 April 2013 no not a 60 a day guy just 10 which is a bad enough , unfortunately the phantom twister must have twisted it as the quacks say that iyt happens by itself, put it this way when you get hit in the balls its ten times more painful than that!
cambridgefox Posted 16 April 2013 Posted 16 April 2013 no not a 60 a day guy just 10 which is a bad enough , unfortunately the phantom twister must have twisted it as the quacks say that iyt happens by itself, put it this way when you get hit in the balls its ten times more painful than that! mine have gone into hiding just thinking about it.A friend had this and said its not nice.
Zingari Posted 16 April 2013 Posted 16 April 2013 no not a 60 a day guy just 10 which is a bad enough , unfortunately the phantom twister must have twisted it as the quacks say that iyt happens by itself, put it this way when you get hit in the balls its ten times more painful than that! Do you think the phantom testicle twister might be someone off here ? Is this your cunning plan to smoke them out ? I've got my suspicions as to who the phantom testicle twister might be.
Parafox Posted 16 April 2013 Posted 16 April 2013 Do you think the phantom testicle twister might be someone off here ? Is this your cunning plan to smoke them out ? I've got my suspicions as to who the phantom testicle twister might be. I never laid a finger on him or up him
StanSP Posted 16 April 2013 Posted 16 April 2013 Do you think the phantom testicle twister might be someone off here ? Is this your cunning plan to smoke them out ? I've got my suspicions as to who the phantom testicle twister might be. Soccerroo Fox. Just has to be.
Carl the Llama Posted 16 April 2013 Posted 16 April 2013 I can't wait for Moose or Daggers to suggest who they think might be the phantom testicle twister.
Zingari Posted 16 April 2013 Posted 16 April 2013 Soccerroo Fox. Just has to be. He’s on my preliminary list of suspects, but it’s not his usual MO. He’s more what I think of as a blatant testicle twister and he’d probably want it doing to himself in return. No, I think we’re looking for a much more devious character. The psychological profile I’ve painstakingly undertaken indicates someone who doesn’t like children, but is fond of cats. We need to act fast before he/she strikes again. Come on FT , the game’s afoot!!
Stadt Posted 16 April 2013 Posted 16 April 2013 It was probably TBJS. For your sake I hope it wasn't.
Carl the Llama Posted 16 April 2013 Posted 16 April 2013 He’s on my preliminary list of suspects, but it’s not his usual MO. He’s more what I think of as a blatant testicle twister and he’d probably want it doing to himself in return. No, I think we’re looking for a much more devious character. The psychological profile I’ve painstakingly undertaken indicates someone who doesn’t like children, but is fond of cats. We need to act fast before he/she strikes again. Come on FT , the game’s afoot!! I don't twist people's testicles. That is my least favourite thing to do.
Zingari Posted 16 April 2013 Posted 16 April 2013 it's obviously a sicko doing a copycat crime . i thought we'd stamped this sort of stuff out 20 odd years ago
Parafox Posted 16 April 2013 Posted 16 April 2013 I can't wait for Moose or Daggers to suggest who they think might be the phantom testicle twister. It's about time they came out of the closet, really.
BoneDog Posted 16 April 2013 Posted 16 April 2013 I'm back at home now I never got any smokes as my family live In hinckley, but I don't know how the subject came onto weed I don't touch that shit! Reminds me of Max off Phoenix Nights. Student : Do you take NUS? Max : You what? Student : NUS. Max : I DON'T TAKE NONE OF THAT SHIT LOVE. My body's a temple.
chapero82 Posted 16 April 2013 Author Posted 16 April 2013 I reckon it must be one of the pearson haters i did try sticking up for pearson about a week ago who ever it was i will try to never do it again i will be as pessimistic as you honest ;-)
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