Do you have any pets ?

[VLC86]

2 Huskys called Wes and Lloyd

[MrSpaM]

 

[DANGEROUS TIGER]

Fell out with my German Shepherd today. I was trying to put a tent in the back garden for my young nephew, Poppy (the dog)  had a poo behind my back without my realising, just as I was laying the tent flat. The strong breeze blew the latter across the stinking heap! No tent going up yet.

[Carl the Llama]

 

See, most people would think that's one of the most boring videos they've ever seen, but as a cat person I just spent two and a half minutes going "awwwwwwwwwwww".

 

 

Currently on just the one cat - also a tuxedo kitty.  She goes by the name of Lucy:

[Salieri]

2 cats, Mork and Mindy.

[The Year Of The Fox]

I had a goldfish called pid til my nana killed it 10 years ago

[The Doctor]

I did have a rabbit - the bastard kept leading me under the patio furniture when I took it for a walk.

[BoneDog]

Is it possible to teach dogs to leave the room before they sound the smelly trumpet?

 

Mine just did a stinker and then left the room, returning two minutes later when it'd all settled down.

 

Are tasers any good for learning dogs at the 'association' thing?

[BoneDog]

My dog's been hit by a car. He's back home now but looks quite sad. He hasn't eaten for over 24 hours according to the vets. I've tried everything from Pedigree Chum to Rodeo bars. All he's taken so far is some Cheshire cheese out of my hand. Can hear his stomach rumbling from 10 metres.

 

I feel awful because he sprinted off after a cat when I took his collar and lead off after his late night walk. I should have shut the door quicker and he would have been ok. Went looking for him with no luck and he was hit n runned. Luckily some kind fella found him and got in touch with the right folks.

[Captain...]

Unlike Ozleicester, I don't subject animals to a life of servitude and captivity.

I hate cats. Come in the garden, sit on your car. My mate used to have three, and one of the little gits scratched me.

 

Until one of them sat on Fox92's car. 

 

Reminds of this great advert:

 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5dzi_8Rscfs

[FoxesAreBlue]

My dog's been hit by a car. He's back home now but looks quite sad. He hasn't eaten for over 24 hours according to the vets. I've tried everything from Pedigree Chum to Rodeo bars. All he's taken so far is some Cheshire cheese out of my hand. Can hear his stomach rumbling from 10 metres.

I feel awful because he sprinted off after a cat when I took his collar and lead off after his late night walk. I should have shut the door quicker and he would have been ok. Went looking for him with no luck and he was hit n runned. Luckily some kind fella found him and got in touch with the right folks.

That's awful I hope hell be okay, I had a dog until I moved out of my parents a few months ago. God I miss the little bugger. He's a nutty springer spaniel. If my mum comes round I say that she has to bring him too!

I'd love to have one of my own but it wouldn't be fair as I'm often out of the flat for 12-16 hours a day. Plus my place is far too small.

[I am Rod Hull]

My dog's been hit by a car. He's back home now but looks quite sad. He hasn't eaten for over 24 hours according to the vets. I've tried everything from Pedigree Chum to Rodeo bars. All he's taken so far is some Cheshire cheese out of my hand. Can hear his stomach rumbling from 10 metres.

 

I feel awful because he sprinted off after a cat when I took his collar and lead off after his late night walk. I should have shut the door quicker and he would have been ok. Went looking for him with no luck and he was hit n runned. Luckily some kind fella found him and got in touch with the right folks.

 

Mr Chomper sends woofs and tail wags, hope he`s ok, El