danny. Posted 27 September 2013 Posted 27 September 2013 as the * is right next to the u on a keyboard, could it just be a typo and be "guy" ?
cambridgefox Posted 27 September 2013 Posted 27 September 2013 Is it April 1st?Think some think its Xmas day!
Alf Bentley Posted 27 September 2013 Posted 27 September 2013 This is doing my head in. I just go out for a quick pint, come back and MattP, supposedly the most self-confidently hetero Tory since Cecil Parkinson or Alan Clark, is leaping out of the closet all over the place spilling the beans about his new gay best friend (is it me, Matt? tell me you've felt hot love across the boundaries of gender and politics!) Then there's those funny image bits at the bottom (of the post, not of Matt)...one minute, I'm seeing a well-filled pair of Y-fronts (is that Matt? Bashir Al-Assad?), the next minute it's Dunster's Housing or something (I thought they made pasties and pies?) with a picture of a gypsy caravan... Have you become a New Age Traveller as well as leaving the closet, Matt? I think that I need to go and lie down....all my bearings have gone astray. All that I once knew to be true is now false. I seriously need to cut out the booze...
Finnegan Posted 27 September 2013 Posted 27 September 2013 Why would Matt be coming out by having a gay best friend? Do only gay people have gay friends?
The Doctor Posted 27 September 2013 Posted 27 September 2013 To be fair to Alf, Matt's ego is so big he probably is his own best friend.
Finnegan Posted 27 September 2013 Posted 27 September 2013 To be fair to Alf, Matt's ego is so big he probably is his own best friend. Pot, kettle, black? (I appreciate the irony, here, by the way.)
Guest MattP Posted 27 September 2013 Posted 27 September 2013 Alf Knew this would happen on the totke change.
The Doctor Posted 27 September 2013 Posted 27 September 2013 Wouldn't say pot, kettle, black - I'm my own best friend 'cause no-one else would want to be in the same room as me, not because of my ego.
lavrentis Posted 27 September 2013 Posted 27 September 2013 Wouldn't say pot, kettle, black - I'm my own best friend 'cause no-one else would want to be in the same room as me, not because of my ego. You smell then ?
Guest MattP Posted 27 September 2013 Posted 27 September 2013 To be fair to Alf, Matt's ego is so big he probably is his own best friend. If you slicked your hair back and cut off the poney tail your a dead ringer for the product.
The Doctor Posted 27 September 2013 Posted 27 September 2013 You smell then ? Of genius and whisky. No, I'm just a somewhat insufferable pedant/grammar Nazi. If you slicked your hair back and cut off the poney tail your a dead ringer for the product. *you're I don't think so, shoulder are nowhere near that broad.
Orkneyfox Posted 27 September 2013 Posted 27 September 2013 As I need some money I'm off to Tesco to find something to be offended by, seems to be a nice little earner!
Vlad the Fox Posted 28 September 2013 Posted 28 September 2013 As I need some money I'm off to Tesco to find something to be offended by, seems to be a nice little earner! Apparently their dwarf tossing kits are reduced now.
Jace Posted 28 September 2013 Posted 28 September 2013 This title is misleading I was expecting the thread to be about MattPs new gay best friend
Orkneyfox Posted 28 September 2013 Posted 28 September 2013 Apparently their dwarf tossing kits are reduced now. My girlfriend said she wanted a throw for Christmas......
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