What Does He Really Mean

[ElusiveEd]

The Pearson Bingo thread got me thinking. When Pearson answers a question (particularly to Ian Stringer) what does he REALLY mean or what is he REALLY thinking.

 

Schlupp is particularly upset about being dropped - Schlupps torched my house.

 

St Ledger is an outstanding player - St Ledger is shit

 

I thought Konchesky played particularly well today - Konchesky had a shocker

 

We are bound to get one or two enquiries about Kasper - Every Fvcker want's our keeper

 

Taylor Fletcher needs to get fit  - Taylor Fletcher needs to lose some weight

 

Iv'e not heard anything about an approach from Forest for any of our players - Fvck Off Billy Davies

 

 

[elangLCFC]

"Thanks Nigel" "Pleasure" - Fvck off you annoying twat

[cjslcfc]

"Look, Ian. You Know me..." - Oh for f*** sake not this question, AGAIN.

[5waller5]

"Waggie just needs a bit more confidence" ...... "we've had special MASSIVE goals made at training and he's still not hit one"

[Beliall]

"Waggie just needs a bit more confidence" ...... "we've had special MASSIVE goals made at training and he's still not hit one"

[sylofox]

Stringer "?"

 

 

Pearson "Stringer your a dick stop asking me fvckink stupid questions you know I am never gonna answer truthfully"

[Guest MattP]

"Neil is back from Bolton Monday and we are going to sit down and discuss his options"

"That twat Danns only signed for a short term loan so I'm telling him to fcuk off to Bolton sharpish or he'll be singing teardrops through a straw soon"

[Arriba Los Zorros]

We played OK today - 'Having to block Pep G's number as he won't stop calling me asking for advice on how to play like Leicester'

[Arriba Los Zorros]

Our fans were excellent today - 'Maybe now you'll start singing my name at full time you ungrateful t****s'

[ozleicester]

Theres still a long way to go = Delusions of grandeur  

[truebluethroughandthrough]

'It is what it is' = " look stringer piss, if you keep asking dumb questions, this badger will bite. Bastard"

[truebluethroughandthrough]

" Jamie's a good lad who works hard for the team" =  " that Vardy lad, honestly some of the shit that lad gets up to. Apparently, so shakey told me ,when he signed for us he was captured on CCTV standing on his mates fiat punto whilst it was doing 40mph, in just his pants, holding a Fox shouting "I'm king of the world".

[ElusiveEd]

"I've taken to sitting in the stands as I get a clearer view of the game and the tactics I've deployed" - "Have you not noticed how white my trainers are?"