Alexikokopops Posted 3 March 2014 Posted 3 March 2014 I know a Chav with 5 boys named Darren. I said to her does it not make it difficult when they are out playing and you need to call one of them indoors? She no it is simple I use their surnames. I know a poster who made that exact same joke hours before A woman i know called all her kids Barry and it makes life easier for her in lots of ways. At meal times or when she wants them all to come all she has to do is shout "Barry ! " if she want's them individually she just uses the father's surname. I was thinking of giving my house a name. Officially I mean. Filbert Way was my choice A friend of mine moved into a house called "Sir Ian Botham House" - it's above the door and everything. When they moved in it was empty apart from this.
Trumpet Posted 4 March 2014 Posted 4 March 2014 My borther (born in May 93) has the middle names of Julian Brian.
AyewJoking Posted 4 March 2014 Posted 4 March 2014 I had a guppy fish named steve and a weasel named dennis. not really.
Alf Bentley Posted 4 March 2014 Posted 4 March 2014 I normally call my lady's love bits the KP, because I've had many pleasurable 90 minutes in there with lots of ups and downs plenty of climaxes and a fair few dull 1-0s, except for once a month when I call it the City Ground, cos it's full of red scum and I don't want to go anywhere near it... I'm getting the picture: A bloke stands there playing a tune on his bugle to signal the start of the "love match", several other blokes keep shouting "Captain Pancake's having a party", halfway through a load of primary school kids race frantically round and round the bed, the bloke on the left keeps shooting wide or over, but you stylishly convert your chances and it culminates in you running over to the window, talking Polish and throwing your shirt into the watching crowd. Is that what it's like?
Captain... Posted 4 March 2014 Posted 4 March 2014 I'm getting the picture: A bloke stands there playing a tune on his bugle to signal the start of the "love match", several other blokes keep shouting "Captain Pancake's having a party", halfway through a load of primary school kids race frantically round and round the bed, the bloke on the left keeps shooting wide or over, but you stylishly convert your chances and it culminates in you running over to the window, talking Polish and throwing your shirt into the watching crowd. Is that what it's like? I would like to categorically state that there are no school kids involved, never have been never will be, but Sam Bailey did once come on down for a 15 minute warble while I had a quick breather.
ozleicester Posted 19 March 2014 Posted 19 March 2014 I would like to categorically state that there are no school kids involved, never have been never will be, but Sam Bailey did once come on down for a 15 minute warble while I had a quick breather. does it bother you when the plastics turn up and take your spot?
Voll Blau Posted 19 March 2014 Posted 19 March 2014 A Norwich fan I used to play cricket with has his wife's word that if they ever have a second son he'll be allowed to call him Iwan Robert.
Father Ted Posted 19 March 2014 Posted 19 March 2014 Had a rabbit which I called Frank after the one and only Frank Sinclair.
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