Bellend Sebastian

Ah dammit. I had a good opportunity to do some light trespassing when my kid was at an event a couple of years ago at the Tara Palmer-Tompkinson centre as I so hilariously refer to it, which I didn't take. It all looked a lot smaller than I remembered

Oh, I hadn't realised you'd met my father in law, how did you get on? I'm sure a lot of what you've said is true. I wish I knew how to tell where a post originates from, I'm assuming is a way of telling as I've seen replies asking why someone in Zambia or wherever is enquiring about whether Farage would make a good PM or if EVs are the future of UK motoring. That said, the AI image engagement farming crap from across the board is conspicuous by its absence today on Facebook

My Facebook feed is unrecognisable. All of the stuff I would categorise as 'total shite' has disappeared. The Ukrainians have succeeded where my years of falsely flagging accounts I don't like as sexual content have failed

There's a day next week where it's forecast to be 19 degrees and I should just make it clear now that I'm more than happy to bend my own rules, cannot speak for the other two

I'm £770 in credit with Octopus and if previous winters are anything to go by we'll have burned through that by Spring. I'm going to go out on a limb and predict that our recently installed 'more efficient' (i.e. turns itself off more, making it colder) boiler will make no difference whatsoever. Gather round the dehumidifier, kids, and bask in the gentle flow of its 2 degrees above ambient temperature output

5 degrees last night, 19 degrees on Wednesday night, I think it was. That's unusual

They really didn't dress for it, did they? Amateurs

Used a Tesla Supercharger the other day and I couldn't argue with the rate (it was busy and I don't drive a Tesla) but the £75 pending payment seems a lot when you've bought £16 worth

Had they crossed out 'Aziz's Terrorist Cell' and written 'Honest Sean's Plastering" on them? Cover blown when someone wanted some plastering done and they actually answered the phone

Just leave these suitcases by the gates of the base, lads, my cousin works there and does funny hours so no point trying to get in. The cases have got his birthday presents in so best wear black clothes and a Bally as you wouldn't want to ruin the surprise, would you? It's a big birthday so I'll give you £80 for doing that. What do you mean I sound like I'm from the Middle East, my name is definitely Elvis, why would I lie about that

Someone's still driving my old Mazda according to the DVLA records and I hope for their sake they're driving it gently on long runs and not sitting in traffic to do the school drop off and getting about 25 miles to the gallon

Just worked out that even if I was only charging my car at motorway services prices it would still be cheaper to run than the old 2.0 petrol car it replaced

Well I've not read it so I didn't pick up on this, but I wouldn't have thought the person in question would be a great lover of literature

Not only reported in the pages of the excitingly titled Civil Service World but if you cannot trust them, who can you trust? https://www.civilserviceworld.com/professions/article/pm-announces-new-national-unit-to-fight-hostile-state-information-attacks Long overdue, but better late than never. Apparently broad cross party consensus on this that this is a good idea, with one exception, a particularly outspoken high profile politician claiming "This will be like George Orwell’s Ministry of Information". You'll NEVER guess who that was

I see Trump is going to be addressing the UN General Assembly today, very much looking forward to the world getting back on track as a result of an uplifting and inclusive message resonating around the globe