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Got any limericks

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can anyone come up with any good ones, here's my effort

We are the team from Leicester

who needed a good investor

along came Milan

who we thought was a fan

but turned out to be a f--king jester

I swear we did Limericks in like year 7 at high school.

Still to this day haven't got a clue what they are. Only thing I know is Limerick's a place in Ireland init? ;)

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can anyone come up with any good ones, here's my effort

We are the team from Leicester

who needed a good investor

along came Milan

who we thought was a fan

but turned out to be a f--king jester

A match against Scunny lies ahead

one that fills me with dread

if we are to win

will Sousa stay in

and rumours of MON put to bed?

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Their once was a Thai investor,

Who decided to come to Leicester,

He is regretting it now,

And wants to know how,

He can get away without saying ciao.

Think it is.

It's a 5 line verse where lines 1,2 and 5 rhyme, and lines 2 and 3 rhyme, ( I think!) many years since I went school!

My bad didn't read that.

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There was a man called Paulo Sousa

Who lots of fans thought was a loser

But if you give him more time

Everything will be fine

And we can all go down the boozer.

Nice 1! :)

+1

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There once was some fans from Leicester

Who spunked at the first sight of an investor

The fans started to roar,

When they couldn't believe what they saw,

Only to find he was a pukka pies tester.

Defiantly lost it near the end lol, and just a rhyme, not a limerick lol.

We are the famous Leicester City,

Who are currently fairy shitty,

We have Paulo Sousa,

Who is a total loser,

And fook all left in the kitty.

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There once was a team called the foxes,

who couldn't play a killer pass,

they darted around between the boxes,

but in the final third ran out of gas.

Sousas got girly hair,

he wants style and flair,

but we're Leicester not Chelsea,

and so far it's a nightmare.

Sort it out Sousa so we can win,

throw your straighteners in the bin,

we can't defend,

it's driving me round the bend,

i've even started drinking gin!

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There once was a team called the foxes,

who couldn't play a killer pass,

they darted around between the boxes,

but in the final third ran out of gas.

Sousas got girly hair,

he wants style and flair,

but we're Leicester not Chelsea,

and so far it's a nightmare.

You haven't quite grasped the concept of a limerick have you maddog, bless ya. :P

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You haven't quite grasped the concept of a limerick have you maddog, bless ya. :P

Spiderpig thinks i'm dumb,

and he's probably right,

i'm feeling well uptight,

and so numb.

I want to feel,

Martin O Neil,

i want to lick

his..............................

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Guest BlueBrett

There once was a man from abroad,

Who refused to fall on his sword.

So we chopped off his head,

And once he was dead,

We challenged the shape of the board.

Mine's rubbish I know :blush:

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