broughtonblue Posted 29 September 2010 Share Posted 29 September 2010 can anyone come up with any good ones, here's my effort We are the team from Leicester who needed a good investor along came Milan who we thought was a fan but turned out to be a f--king jester Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Mee-9 Posted 29 September 2010 Share Posted 29 September 2010 can anyone come up with any good ones, here's my effort We are the team from Leicester who needed a good investor along came Milan who we thought was a fan but turned out to be a f--king jester I swear we did Limericks in like year 7 at high school. Still to this day haven't got a clue what they are. Only thing I know is Limerick's a place in Ireland init? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
broughtonblue Posted 29 September 2010 Author Share Posted 29 September 2010 I swear we did Limericks in like year 7 at high school. Still to this day haven't got a clue what they are. Only thing I know is Limerick's a place in Ireland init? Think it is. It's a 5 line verse where lines 1,2 and 5 rhyme, and lines 2 and 3 rhyme, ( I think!) many years since I went school! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1964FOX Posted 29 September 2010 Share Posted 29 September 2010 There was a man called Paulo Sousa Who lots of fans thought was a loser But if you give him more time Everything will be fine And we can all go down the boozer. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Salieri Posted 29 September 2010 Share Posted 29 September 2010 can anyone come up with any good ones, here's my effort We are the team from Leicester who needed a good investor along came Milan who we thought was a fan but turned out to be a f--king jester A match against Scunny lies ahead one that fills me with dread if we are to win will Sousa stay in and rumours of MON put to bed? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jackirius Posted 29 September 2010 Share Posted 29 September 2010 Their once was a Thai investor, Who decided to come to Leicester, He is regretting it now, And wants to know how, He can get away without saying ciao. Think it is. It's a 5 line verse where lines 1,2 and 5 rhyme, and lines 2 and 3 rhyme, ( I think!) many years since I went school! My bad didn't read that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rico Posted 29 September 2010 Share Posted 29 September 2010 there was a crap team in blue who hadnt got a clue the defence was so poor they always let in four they really are very poo Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
broughtonblue Posted 29 September 2010 Author Share Posted 29 September 2010 Their once was a Thai investor, Who decided to come to Leicester, He is regretting it now, And wants to know how, He can get away without saying ciao. My bad didn't read that. What??? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Mee-9 Posted 29 September 2010 Share Posted 29 September 2010 There was a man called Paulo Sousa Who lots of fans thought was a loser But if you give him more time Everything will be fine And we can all go down the boozer. Nice 1! +1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miquel The Work Geordie Posted 29 September 2010 Share Posted 29 September 2010 There was once a woman from Leeds, Who swallowed a packet of seeds, In less than an hour, her tits started to flower, And her bum was all covered in weeds. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sdb Posted 29 September 2010 Share Posted 29 September 2010 I do love my leicester city they're currently pretty damn shitty the chairman is mad the manager's bad my favourite biscuits are mcvittie's Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mee Posted 29 September 2010 Share Posted 29 September 2010 There once was some fans from Leicester Who spunked at the first sight of an investor The fans started to roar, When they couldn't believe what they saw, Only to find he was a pukka pies tester. Defiantly lost it near the end , and just a rhyme, not a limerick . We are the famous Leicester City, Who are currently fairy shitty, We have Paulo Sousa, Who is a total loser, And fook all left in the kitty. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lisburn Fox Posted 29 September 2010 Share Posted 29 September 2010 There's a bloke named Paulo Sousa A cup winner, who is now a total loser He became the boss of Leicester On the request of a child investor So go get MoN from his house and JR from the boozer Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
skinnydipper Posted 29 September 2010 Share Posted 29 September 2010 If you look on the world wide web You'll find Foxestalk full of plebs Instead of giving their team its backing Too much talk of a sacking So now only worth looking at for Chebs Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
maddog Posted 29 September 2010 Share Posted 29 September 2010 There once was a team called the foxes, who couldn't play a killer pass, they darted around between the boxes, but in the final third ran out of gas. Sousas got girly hair, he wants style and flair, but we're Leicester not Chelsea, and so far it's a nightmare. Sort it out Sousa so we can win, throw your straighteners in the bin, we can't defend, it's driving me round the bend, i've even started drinking gin! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jackirius Posted 29 September 2010 Share Posted 29 September 2010 What??? You dissing my Limerick? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Unit Posted 29 September 2010 Share Posted 29 September 2010 Paulo. There was a man from near spain, He hated his teams to train, He used to look hard, Now he seems like a 'tard, Time to get the div to Saffron Lane. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Salieri Posted 29 September 2010 Share Posted 29 September 2010 There once was a team called the foxes, who couldn't play a killer pass, they darted around between the boxes, but in the final third ran out of gas. Sousas got girly hair, he wants style and flair, but we're Leicester not Chelsea, and so far it's a nightmare. You haven't quite grasped the concept of a limerick have you maddog, bless ya. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
broughtonblue Posted 29 September 2010 Author Share Posted 29 September 2010 You dissing my Limerick? not at all, thought it was quite good. Just not sure what you meant at the end. 'my bad didn't read that!' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
haraven Posted 29 September 2010 Share Posted 29 September 2010 Limerick = Ireland = Martin O'Neill? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jackirius Posted 29 September 2010 Share Posted 29 September 2010 not at all, thought it was quite good. Just not sure what you meant at the end. 'my bad didn't read that!' Dont lie its shite Will have another go at a MON one in a bit. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
maddog Posted 29 September 2010 Share Posted 29 September 2010 You haven't quite grasped the concept of a limerick have you maddog, bless ya. Spiderpig thinks i'm dumb, and he's probably right, i'm feeling well uptight, and so numb. I want to feel, Martin O Neil, i want to lick his.............................. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Salieri Posted 29 September 2010 Share Posted 29 September 2010 Spiderpig thinks i'm dumb, and he's probably right, i'm feeling well uptight, and so numb. I want to feel, Martin O Neil, i want to lick his.............................. I'd stay off the gin if i were you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest BlueBrett Posted 29 September 2010 Share Posted 29 September 2010 There once was a man from abroad, Who refused to fall on his sword. So we chopped off his head, And once he was dead, We challenged the shape of the board. Mine's rubbish I know Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jackirius Posted 29 September 2010 Share Posted 29 September 2010 There once was a guy called O'Neil, It is a fact that he was the real deal, He wants to come back, so he might as well pack, and get ready to reinstate Chris Weale. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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