Danizen

Hopefully followed by a photo of a corner flag.

If they don't GAF, why should we? I've got better things to do than watch this shite.

Because nothing says Vardy like Salmon, egg and avocado!

"What a story it would be..." I'm sure Christopher Nolan is writing the screenplay as we speak 🙄. Bellend.

I can't believe we extended his contract after we got promotion. It was blatantly obvious he'd be exposed in the Premier League and now he's too slow for the Championship. We should have thanked him and let him go. Rudkin must have got sucked in by the, "so-and-so have offered £80000/week" bollocks that agents always pull.

Can we get his mum back on here? She needs to know just how useless this cvnt is.

A booking is a booking. It's not the ref's fault he wasn't ready.

I swear Southampton's players are following Faes around. They want him to 'mark' them.

How does Faes still get in the team?

All we need is for it to piss it down in rain for this to look like a mirror image of 2019.

This might sound a bit paranoid but I think all the temporary traffic lights are following me around.

Definitely. Shocking incompetence from McLaren though. Surely you'd set the ride height a touch higher on a street circuit like Las Vegas.

Soumare and Ayew to come on when we need a goal?

Would we have been even more fvcked under SCR because of our obscene wage bill?

This is how I'll remember him. I remember thinking at the time, I've never seen anything like it. These days, it's the norm.

It reminds me of the designs they had that was going to incorporate Battersea Power Station before it got turned into apartments.

I tried to be organised this year. I got all my moaning about Christmas done in August.

Say what you like about him but he's calm and composed in all situations...

Weak people care what this man has to say.

I saw this. So in his transfer clauses, you pay his old club £425k for his 50th league appearance and then again for his 75th. They've made a mistake and instead of putting a clause in for his 100th appearance, they've added it to his contract clause so that after his 100th appearance, he wants £425k/week. Then obviously he approaches any contract negotiations on that basis. Pretty stupid mistake from SI.

If Trump tweets out that he's going to sue Foxestalk, that would make my year!

"Jon, Top needs you to find the difference between this picture and this picture."

If it forces our hand in January, I'll be happy.

Dean Smith would have been a better long term option than Maresca. Maresca was never going to be here for the long haul and when he left the consensus was, in the Premier League, we'd need a more pragmatic manager. He would have been so much better than Cooper or RvN. When he took over (at least 5 games too late), he had us moving in the right direction and was a kick away from keeping us up. He changed the atmosphere in the dressing room straight away. He has his faults but he's the closet thing we've had to a Pearson overhaul since Pearson.