Danizen

It actually feels weird on the odd occasion our players are competent.

Apart from watch the clock until they can go home, go walkies and check the M1 traffic reports, what the fvck do they do all week?

I know it's short notice but does anyone have 12000 tickets they're not using?

Just watched MOTD2 with March's goal of the month. Cucurella and Bruno Fernandes goals against us were nominated. Both decent hits but not a single defender anywhere near them or even thinking of closing down. Now, I don't really care about that. We're shit and I accepted that months ago. I just think that any goal scored against us should be barred from being nominated for goal of the month. You might as well include goals scored in training against mannequins.

He's indirectly responsible for every point we've got, so far.

Good Boy of the Season: Vesty's dog (it's not his fault, his owner's a cvnt.

Ohhhh. So it's not the owners, board, management or the players. It's our fault. Good to know.

We're paying him nearly double what Spurs were (£5m/year) and we're asking him to not drive 200 miles, one day a week. Hardly a hardship, considering. As I said earlier, I'd be happy if it drives him out of the club.

Hopefully, this pushes him out the door. One less waster on £5m/year, not good enough for the Prem.

At least Pep will tell us how amazing we are, after the game.

Spurs are responsible for almost 1/4 of our pathetic points tally. I almost feel bad for them.

0.000000001 (Rico Lewis made a dodgy back pass that looked like it was going in)

If they do, it should be closer to, 'slap on the wrist' territory than the massive points deduction and embargo people were fearing. We've had three years of cutting back and making huge strides in the right direction, whereas other clubs have been making dodgy deals to skirt round the rules or simply sticking two fingers up at the rules and appealing their way to a minor points deduction.

My money's on next Thursday.

They've spent the last 20 years telling anyone who will listen that they don't care about us. It must feel good for them to finally let out that frustration. Edit - Just looked at his posts. He started off pretending he wasn't a Forest fan (referring to them as, 'they') because he knows how tragic his behaviour is

They should know how shit he is. They sacked him too. He wouldn't have been any worse than RvN but based on his limited time here, I highly doubt he would have done any better.

And if they don't buy it, Centre Parks will.

Considering the form of JJ, can he bring his boots?

What a load of shit. Not even one single kennel.

Joins Ahmed Musa, Tete, Sol Bamba and Chris Wood in the misleading debuts club.

One more loss without scoring and we're getting into 5000/1 territory, in terms of staying up.

It'll be good to get him gone but it will only make a slight improvement financially. We'll probably still be on the hook for about £30000/week of his wages as no one will match them. Also, we'll pay off his loyalty bonus because the cvnt definitely won't put in a transfer request.

Are you talking about three years ago when we pipped you to 8th? Let it go, man!

Lovely rendition of the Chinese National anthem, The March of the 'Volunteers'.