Danizen

Weird behaviour, this. Forest fan asking Monga to join them. I love Monga's reply though . I'd wager it's not the first time he's been knocked back by a 16 year old on Instagram.

How much for Kermo to score?

He's massively improved though. He's started looking in the general direction of the striker.

The problem with that is, if he plays really well, we get promoted and his PL wages kick in again. Then we're back to having a dogshite, headless chicken who thinks he Van Dijk, on £80000/week.

We can put that 5% of fvck all straight into the 'Competent Director of Football' fund.

'Clarify exit details'? Does that mean we have to contribute to his wages?

The best kit 5CCERSTER CIT5 5° OFITBALL GLL,O have ever had

Pint for anyone that turns up to a game, wearing that.

How much was this shitehawk on?

Whatever happens the club will be in a weaker negotiating position. The buzz around new kit launches puts a lot of eyes on the sponsorship logo. Going forward, any potential sponsors (including this absolute shitshow of a company) will factor that into any renumeration. Not ideal when every penny counts. An absolute clusterfvck from the club.

Thomas against Man U

I thought we'd already borrowed against future payments, last season?

People that use disabled parking when they're not disabled/blue badge holder. Bonus points if they put their hazards on to let everyone know how important they are and that the rules don't apply to them.

I'm not arsed about an announcement. Give me five pictures of Hamza Choudhury, being all brooding.

Have you met the average Forest fan? They didn't need a good season to think they're a top club. Delusions of grandeur doesn't even come close to describing them.

He was shit but he was the tallest dwarf by about a gnats ball hair.

He was our best defender last season, which is hilarious if you think about it.

It's Matt Mills' birthday, soon. Hope they don't forget.

If there's time after they've wished America a happy birthday, they might get round to it.

Can you not think of two big, shiny reasons as to why that might be?

Netanyahu saw the title of this thread and took it as a challenge.

Yeah, I forgot about that. I shouldn't have worded it like that. His potential suitors will probably wait to see his recovery, though.

I wouldn't be surprised. His form since his injury has been doggo. No one who will pay what we want will take that chance.