Danizen

The Second Tier Podcast have just declared us dark horses for promotion.

The levels of smugness coming out of Zambia are so huge they can be seen from space.

You definitely can. It might be worth hanging on to your receipt since there's a lot of convincing knock offs, out there.

Who's gone dressed as Tony Kroos?

Kel's little step to the right to take the West Brom players away from KDH is huge.

This is bad. Even when we get a bit of respite, our furthest forward player is Kel. Talented, yes but he's never going to run anyone ragged.

I never watch the build-up and have rarely complain but I will 100% be writing an email signed, 'Disgruntled, Leicester' to claim my £10 Sky Store credit.

I hate shit like this. Always makes me feel old. The worst one is realising Shaun Wright-Phillips has a 22 year-old son playing for Stoke U23s. How is that possible when he's only about 33 himself?

Thanks but it's not my birthday

No, he definitely served it up on a silver platter. Just like Maddison did with that penalty.

I thought it was more 4-4-1-1. Okazaki dropped back a lot.

I loved Odyssey. Every island has it's own little story which ties into the larger plot of the game.

I made the mistake of going to the dentists and asking for the same thing.

I reckon if you asked AI to produce an image of a cringey American sports fan the result would be pretty close to this

How many points have Ipswich got from losing positions? It's getting silly now

Yeah. He got a Rolex, two Tags and a LV backpack.

Just sit tight, Brendan. Daniel Levy will be ringing any day now...

There's no 'Ex-managers - they used to manage us' thread so I'll stick this here.

Hermansen's first touch is 6 and his technique is 7. That would be shocking for even the most limited Championship keeper but for someone who's built his whole game around being good with his feet, it's an insult. Someone at SI is a Copenhagen fan

The stupidity of Arsenal fans is one of those things that can never be underestimated. We know that more than most

This could be massive. Imagine how mich it will play on the Ipswich player's minds. They had the chance to go top, next week. They'll be on a massive downer from that.

Is ward injured?

Or the opposite of that. Actual incriminating video evidence being discredited as fake, created by AI

Get this going, tomorrow.