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Blatantly tripped his wife as she was approaching the bed area, thereby impeding a goal scoring opportunity..

We weren't. We overachieved against the odds. Good times.

I know doctors and medics have to abide by the Hippocratic Oath to save every life, but I can imagine there were a few that would have wanted to unplug the life support.

If a speed camera catches you doing 44mph in a 40, would you challenge it?

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It's a shyt news site. It's not worth the subscription. You can find most of what they hide behind a paywall via the BBC local news website or Google.

It's "regime change".

Death to the infidels

2027

We all know the bloke's a simpleton in terms of owning a a football club. No clue, no interest, no plan for the club he's been lumbered with since his father's tragic death. The "loyalty to his dad's legacy" is bollox. Sell up and let us no longer be hamstrung by you. please.

That made me feel sick. I already have mild anxiety. I'm gonna have to increase my meds.

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Unintentional pun

Move into a pastoral role?

I would never have recognised him as I didn't watch the show and, although I'm aware of what happened, I haven't been that interested. Your explanation makes it completely not Phunny.

This needs explaining to me

He was on someone's deathlist, that's for sure.

Imagine Vardy being so passive. He'd have been chasing that player down trying to win the ball back whilst yelling (non-racist) obscenities at him.

The only is hope that he breaks his nose after repeatedly falling face first into the turf.

You love him that much that you can't get his name right?

Being aware of it and being bothered about it are two different things.

That's the only place we could think of to take the dog where it wouldn't be like a swamp.

You're not at fault for the teams demise of course. But you made the idiotic post.