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I've already submitted my half-time birthday message for my Turkish cousin Selup Yukunt

Some disgraceful comments in that interview.

Just pray Martin declines because he'll have **** all to spend.

It's not a coincidence that our last 3 managers make up 75% of our worst ever managers Mount Rushmore (Tater Peeler the other).

Is he wearing a regular watch on one wrist and an exercise watch on the other? Good grief.

Wasn't the first Oxford goal in the fourth minute What a prat.

Respect is a big thing in Thailand.

Be careful what you wish for!

You misunderstand them. These people have convinced themselves that we were a permanent fixture in League One until King Power came along, and they want you to think that too.

You got that one right fella.

Get this fat Spanish clown out ffs

Doesn't bode well for having the stand named for him or the statue. Hope he's still alive and around when King Power sell up so it can be done then.

Yeah because Maduro and ****ing bin Laden are the same

Celtic fans come out with stuff like this every time they concede a goal though.

Fat Spanish clown. Guarantee Russell Martin's got Zoopla and Rightmove tabs open on his laptop right now.

Will always make me laugh that the happy clappers point to periods in the club's history where we were: - midtable in the 2nd tier - had a weak squad - hamstrung by the effects of financial mismanagement As the reason why we need to be careful what we wish for now What exactly should we be wishing for?

If we could go more than 1 consecutive game without serving up complete horse muck we'd be in business.

Not being funny but turning up for a 4-hour shift of paid work and expecting to get fed as well is a bit mad.

Don't forget lying through their teeth to the fans about away ticket collection in Europe and mandated coach travel for the FA Cup final.

If it were one of the first three Tests or even if we could still draw the series, I'd agree. But this was a dead rubber, the result is meaningless. Half their team were out and they were pissing about - they sent Boland out to open the batting ffs. I'll say well done to the bowlers though, they played an excellent game individually and as a unit, notwithstanding the comments about the pitch.

And btw if Pakistan or West Indies put up a pitch like that you get calls to throw them out of the ICC.

Predictably embarrassing stuff from the team and bbc coverage, both of whom are carrying on like we've just won the urn back.

They were level on points with us before the game...

His replacement would be Russell Martin...

Starc has more runs in the series than Duckett, Pope and Brook...