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Absolutely saturated in Cooper sweat still.

Oh god I hope we can tempt Gerrard back to these shores.

“I want to work in an organisation with a clear vision,” Van Nistelrooy told AD. “And I want to work in a two-person unit with a technical director. I think that construction is very important. Then you can focus much better on your work as head coach.” Oh ****

And didn't Enzo credit Pellegrini for some of his coaching philosophy also! Top devising his recruitment strategy.

Remember when there was talk of being sponsored by Russian energy companies... ah good times.

He's Jamaican now.

#familyclub

The constant comparisons to Lampard are kind of baffling.

But do they have Premier League experience....

If Corberan comes with the Balague PR hustle again, I'm out.

Who can take a sunrise, Sprinkle it with dew, Cover it with Tom Yum Kung and a miracle or two? The Larb Man can!

At Nice v PSG and just spotted the Nice assistant manager has a familiar ponytail... Lilian Nails.

Copper certainly is a CU...

We need to be looking abroad for a new manager, maybe Kyrgyzstan or Kiribati. There's a chance they may not have heard of Ayew and or De Cordova-Reid.

When he said he'd studied all our games from last season before he got the job... I'm beginning to think that was a lie.

I've been to Bremen a couple of times, it's absolutely no hassle getting tickets through their official website. It always shocks me that they allow fan groups to sell their merch around the stadium prematch. There's no way that would happen in the PL. Also they sell popcorn at Bremen which I will say is just wrong.

Get this pinned.

The EFL are just waiting for us to drop the soap in the shower.

Every VAR decision that goes against us this season:

Nick Di Marco statue, get it up!

I echo the exact same apathy. It just feels like the footballs being determined on the spreadsheets rather than the pitch and it's getting boring now.

Uh oh.