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Views is very uninspiring.

Pochettino will wind up at PSG sooner rather than later and they'll hire another Juande Ramos, it'll be magical.

I have to be up for work in a few hours but I struggle desperately to sleep in this heat. I've tried it all, even relocated to the sofa last night, anyone have any tips for nodding off in this?

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i cant live

I don't know where Miquel The Work Geordie has been hiding but he's had me in stitches on the throne this arvo.

Eez-eh is ****ing atrocious

Women. Every month they go through this little period where they're abject arseholes and I've no idea why whatsoever.

We've just been promoted to the top flight because we're boss, I genuinely couldn't give a flying **** what a tinpot set of cider guzzling simpletons think of our chants to be perfectly honest.

Skrillex. Yep, that's sick in my mouth, that.

Yes?

http://www1.skysports.com/football/news/12040/9208740/championship-leicester-boss-nigel-pearson-preaching-caution-after-win

I'd say Southampton too, given the relative youth of both our current crop and their promotion winning side, as well as the length of their top-flight exile and identical stadium. Hopefully we do what they managed to do (as well as Swansea, and to an extent, Hull this term) and pepper the squad with a few quality additions rather than pull up every possible tree in some kind of gargantuan overhaul. I can't see Nigel going all out for an entire new first eleven, thank God.

Christ, they're a dense bunch in Nottingham, aren't they? You can't be distinctly average and absolutely dick a league. We're average above 2.2 points per game, surely winning matches consistently and regularly is what constitutes an "above average" side? It's like the stick Cardiff got last season for winning games; three points is three points. The comments about injuries are invalid as well, do we have to apologise for looking after our players now and not panic buying when a few pick up knocks? You buy sicknotes like Kelvin Wilson, don't be surprised when they end up on the physio's bench more often than on the football pitch. After reading through all these opposition forums, I have to say I'm stunned how many squads are "better" than ours in this division, and yet we're sitting at the peak with our bang average bunch. Lord have ****ing mercy.

When they write: They're clearly on about the sale of him in the summer. I'd have thought that was obvious!

Not keen on QPR but it's nice to see a group of fans actually praise a team top of the pile rather than label us "average" and do a little homework instead of coming out with the usual "spent loadsa money" garbage. Fair play to them.

I've done all the "big" Northern ones (Manchester, Liverpool, Sheffield, Leeds) but never Newcastle. Planning soon mind, and if it's even half as good as those lot it'll be superb, no doubt. If anyone has any shouts on where to hit / avoid I'm all ears.

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Samilktray's post about sharing cans of beer is my new mantra for life.

Bought a cheap Real shirt for five a side and knock-abouts not long back, came within a fortnight and have no complaints so far. Stitching round the badge is a little off at points but I expect that for a cheap portion and it's barely noticeable.

Where the **** does Lamby work?!

Hahahahahahahaha!

Miquel The Work Geordie's face is not one I expected a 23 year old who's racked up 16k+ posts on an internet forum to look like.

Excellent stuff!

That stage on the right is all kinds of me. Saw Autre Ne Veut in Bristol and he was unreal.