Langston

Clearly didn't see Derby's midfield he's moist over get absolutely dicked on recently then. ****ing clown.

Wigan are my dark horses for the play-offs, always had one of the division's stronger squads, just garbage at the helm. Starting to look the business under Rosler.

Pains me to say it but I'd rather see that **** 'Arry bottle it and have a derby next year in the guise of Forest, to be honest. As has been said, I genuinely think they could have a good crack autos now, god knows they need to.

Some of the mock-ups of the renovated Bernabeu look absolutely incredible.

The weirdest track I've ever heard in a strip club was Outside by Staind. Nu-metal ballads really do compliment some Eastern European waving her bristols about perfectly.

Space Jam is on 5 right now, this is what Sundays are all about.

To Between the Sheets by the Isley Brothers "RIYAD MAHHHRRREZZZ LOVES RE-TWEETS"

im howling

Love how gracious Klopp is. Fantastic coach.

Monaco willing to pay 28 million Euros and are already in contact with Malaga according to AS.

RMC in France are reporting that Leonardo has met with Edinson Cavani and his 'entourage'....

Jeremy Menez this afternoon for PSG against Rennes: https://www.dailymotion.com/video/xyslxe_ren-0-1-psg_sport Hope everyone's watching MOTD tonight for Matt Lowton's worldie effort.

I've never watched this show, but I hear Roxy McKee that used to be in Hollyoaks a while back got her baps out in it. This is encouraging.

This big club / small club argument is tiresome. Who cares?

The irony.

GAYBALLS! Nailed it.

Poor night on the box (bar Weekly Wipe which I completely forgot was on) so whacked Full Metal Jacket on for the first time in donkeys tonight. Still as eerie as the first time I saw it. Incredible film. Having a bit of a nostalgia spasm at the moment - next up, Falling Down.

Finished work and wound up at a engagement (kinda) party on behalf of a work mate. I say engagement party, more a boozy gathering of twentysomethings. Boxes of wine are not advisable with a 6AM start. I feel like I'm back at uni, semi tempted to pull an all-nighter courtesy of the Offspring and Crash Bandicoot. Christ.

I may well be moving to the Smoke soon for work related reasons; if you like chats about unruly facial hair or satchels I'm your guy.

Really should be nodding off considering I've got work in the morning but this strike is absolutely mental.

Kenneth McEvoy (Ireland youth and Spurs Reserve) Gareth Bale

Lionel Messi Adam Young of Owl City (remember them? Probably not) "fame"

I'm smashing this on full whack. Beautiful day.

Oh my.