Mark_w

If it happens, I'm convinced their head of recruitment will be sacked and our geniuses will appoint him within 12 months

Hahaha excellent

My favourite defender of the July 2023 - May 2024 era by some distance.

How much are they charging us?

I’m not saying it isn’t a bigger achievement, I’m just saying it’s not disturbing the elite.

Just the greatest, happy birthday.

Palace, Brentford and Brighton really haven't disturbed the elite. They've overachieved for a little while, but that's all. Newcastle & Villa have only done so in the same way we did with out two 5th place finishes, they're probably in a better place to sustain it than us because they're bigger clubs and we were riddled with incompetence. PSR is in place purely to stop clubs breaking through and sustaining any success, it is thoroughly depressing.

I don’t care, just make Nige DOF and delegate everything to him already please.

Oh god my mates the ref ref

Stolarczyk Hamza Okoli Vestergaard Justin Winks Page Fatawu Bilal Mavididi Daka

I find the lack of Harry Kane in this thread disturbing

Thought we outsang them for the whole of the first five minutes

I'm pretty sure Sheffield Wednesday are going to win it

Sad to see him go, great keeper.

Your mood in 10 words? Sort of excited, really hoping to see some more exits. Where will we finish? 8th How many points will we be deducted? 9 Who will be our most important player? Abdul Who will be top scorer? Abdul What are you most excited about? Abdul What are you most worried about? Abdul leaving What’s one thing you most want to see this season? Abdul destroying Championship defences Which player is going to surprise us? Hamza Which player do you most want out the door? Kristiansen Which player linked with a move are you most desperate to keep? Abdul Will Martí Cifuentes still be the manager this time next year? Yeah probably

Pfft tactic, we've got Abdul in the Championship, forget tactics

Misplaced pass there, make a note of it for a youtube compilation, we've got to put people off

Filth, please sub him off

God it is a joy to see Abdul again, I couldn't cope with a pre-season injury, sub him off

Nice succinct summary of why this won’t happen Obviously lots and lots of people have heard of him.

I think there's a strong case for

I'm not ready for it to be back either

Is he really only 2? This explains so much.

I have it on good authority that we’ve asked Rangers if we can speak to Martin